Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77433 Haiku later...

"SF, It's you! It's you!! Oh what
a happy day it is!!"
Haiku # 31107, May 29, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
bitch, what did i say
never interrupt a man
who's watching star trek
Haiku # 31106, May 29, 2003 3:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sever his tendons
let's see how far he can walk
place your bets people
Haiku # 31105, May 29, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
shotputting newborns
catching them on bayonets
life is beautiful
Haiku # 31104, May 29, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
began as a Girls
Gone Wild dream but they started
handing out pamphlets
Haiku # 31103, May 29, 2003 3:01 pm ET
by onjaysun (gotta cut down on the lime koolaid before bed)
Evil Numbers Victorious Strenght
God's Will In Suspense
Forethought Of Aftermath
Haiku # 31102, May 29, 2003 2:06 pm ET
by samhain
Digits Explode With Remorse
Over Stephen Hawking
Using Sign Language On Death
Haiku # 31101, May 29, 2003 2:05 pm ET
by samhain
William, I have decided
we should be
together
Haiku # 31100, May 29, 2003 2:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
not mine not mine not mine not
mine not mine not mine not mine
not mine not mine not mine
Haiku # 31099, May 29, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by William (no haiku is mine on here) Nippress of SF + WN = LOVE
what ever happened to my main
man george michael?
Haiku # 31098, May 29, 2003 2:01 pm ET
by William (none of these are mine) Nippress
Complementary sweets
Laced with bromide to stop you
Joining mile high club
Haiku # 31097, May 29, 2003 12:47 pm ET
by airline pilot
If is what if is
If is, is as if is does
If is is if is?
Haiku # 31096, May 29, 2003 12:27 pm ET
by William Nippress
knitting socks is great
twisting turning moaning, wait
was I knitting socks ?
Haiku # 31095, May 29, 2003 12:09 pm ET
by mellie
England is not shit
Ok, well, maybe it is
but it could be worse
Haiku # 31094, May 29, 2003 11:51 am ET
by A Student of it has been worse
31084, 31085, 31086, If Is? 31087, 31089, 31091, 31092 Not mine
Haiku # 31093, May 29, 2003 11:49 am ET
by William Nippress
i am homophobic, but I am NOT
one of them....uh...well, hey...now.
i hate them....uh...no, yes...
it is very fashionable to be gay in
europe you know...
Haiku # 31092, May 29, 2003 11:21 am ET
by William Nippress
yaaaay me!
Haiku # 31091, May 29, 2003 11:19 am ET
by William (SF's lover) Nippress
Rolls Of Fat In Her Ear
Care Not For Love Of Fear
Dragging Sunflower Shame
Haiku # 31090, May 29, 2003 11:19 am ET
by samhain
george and the queen
know what i mean?
getting busy on a saturday eve
Haiku # 31089, May 29, 2003 11:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Enter Evil Hero
Subdued By Cookie Plazm
Wandering Jew In Chains
Haiku # 31088, May 29, 2003 11:17 am ET
by samhain
"We are the worrrrrrrrld, we are
the chilllllllldrennnnnnn!"
Haiku # 31087, May 29, 2003 11:16 am ET
by William Nippress of SF how bout we go a round??
When I say that certian haiku
is not mine, it could only mean
that I am lyin'. I have two
personalities, but I know if is SF
that I want to squeeze.
Haiku # 31086, May 29, 2003 11:14 am ET
by William Nippress
I demand reparations for slavery!
Stop the evil white man from
suppressing us! Give me money
for my pain and torture!
Haiku # 31085, May 29, 2003 11:13 am ET
by William Nippress (care for a shag, SF?)
SF and me,
sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
Haiku # 31084, May 29, 2003 11:12 am ET
by William Nippress
She Was My Slave
Until I Freed Her
Now She Is Dead
Haiku # 31083, May 29, 2003 11:10 am ET
by samhain
Where Is God Today?
Where Are My Shoes?
God took Them
Haiku # 31082, May 29, 2003 11:04 am ET
by samhain
I Saw Hitler Today,
At Mass, Praying For A Little Girl,
Praying For Stuffed Turkey
Haiku # 31081, May 29, 2003 11:03 am ET
by samhain
Kafka, Burning In His Bed,
Warm Toast Environs Of Evil.
Disciple Of Volcano Currents
Haiku # 31080, May 29, 2003 11:01 am ET
by samhain
SF, out our room
Son don
Haiku # 31079, May 29, 2003 10:32 am ET
by Love you SF, Dad
she calls me yet again
when she feels the need
it accentuates our distance
Haiku # 31078, May 29, 2003 9:54 am ET
by searle of not with her
20's, tight jeans, sweating stinky
pussy stink. smell of stinky snatch
hot in tight girlie stink jeans
Haiku # 31077, May 29, 2003 8:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
tight jeans, stinky pussy inside,
stinky sex snatch stinking in her
tight jeans, hot stink
Haiku # 31076, May 29, 2003 8:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Living In Your Garden Of Evil,
While Jello Pudding and Bill Cosby,
Soak In A Bath Of Mustard Gas
Haiku # 31075, May 29, 2003 8:26 am ET
by samhain
Burnt Grandma Sandwich,
Flying Like A Russian Flag,
In The Oven Toasted Nihilism
Haiku # 31074, May 29, 2003 8:23 am ET
by samhain
I hardly think you!
A stooge for insurance
Are fit to ask that
Haiku # 31072, May 29, 2003 6:17 am ET
by Students Dad
Need to talk son
I know you think it
Haiku # 31071, May 29, 2003 6:01 am ET
by Love you SF, Dad
Mr. Nippress clone
Is it necessary to write
about such rubbish?
Haiku # 31070, May 29, 2003 5:26 am ET
by A Student of CGNU
That "retards" should read
U.S. government but it
still means the same thing
Haiku # 31069, May 29, 2003 5:25 am ET
by A Student of Maybe I should have written Useless Suckas
I know where they are
Saddam sold his weapons to
Osama and friends
Haiku # 31068, May 29, 2003 5:23 am ET
by A Student of That's what the retards will be saying next
You think he
Haiku # 31067, May 29, 2003 5:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Wander what
Haiku # 31066, May 29, 2003 5:01 am ET
by William Nippress
He
Haiku # 31065, May 29, 2003 4:57 am ET
by William Nippress
That
Haiku # 31064, May 29, 2003 4:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Predicable Is
A virgin homosexual
That describes him well
Haiku # 31063, May 29, 2003 4:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Where
Haiku # 31062, May 29, 2003 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
Fall asleep sitting
Waiting to be put away
Not playing with me?
Haiku # 31061, May 29, 2003 4:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Rummage in my mind
Squelching clammy fingers find
Must try to be kind
Haiku # 31060, May 29, 2003 4:28 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 31059, May 29, 2003 4:21 am ET
by William Nippress
I apologize
For all I know you
Haiku # 31058, May 29, 2003 4:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Through my tears I see
Mellie going down, must know?
On who? Mellie who?
Haiku # 31057, May 29, 2003 4:13 am ET
by William Nippress
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