Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77433 Haiku later...

Dead Lemons In The Yard
Filtering Out Those Who Would
Or Would Not Escape Socialism
Haiku # 31122, May 29, 2003 9:54 pm ET
by samhain
hackneyed absurdist
he is an original
at least he thinks so
Haiku # 31121, May 29, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i worship samhain
all that postmodern garbage
doth truly stinketh
Haiku # 31120, May 29, 2003 7:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i thought i was bad
then i read the preceding
and now i'm happy
Haiku # 31119, May 29, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I think you're missing
all the monkeys from the farm
Beastiality
Haiku # 31118, May 29, 2003 6:49 pm ET
by A Student of Pilfering peoples names isn't big, clever or a monkey
Bald Guy Burning His Bride
Chewing Her Kidneys With Blades
Talking About The Yankee's
Haiku # 31117, May 29, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by samhain
Crazy threesome with SF and
William Nippress would be good
for me
Haiku # 31116, May 29, 2003 4:34 pm ET
by Student of I love SF and Willy Nippress
There once was a man with a farm
Where monkeys worked in fear of harm
But all they would do
Is write bad haiku
And assist when he needed a palm
Haiku # 31115, May 29, 2003 4:05 pm ET
by A Student of Beer
There once were a couple of men
Who wrote haiku again and again
At first they would mock
But dreamt then of cock
True love blossomed from the pen
Haiku # 31114, May 29, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by A Student of It's so sweet
Down on the farm.....Me and SF
hand in hand, singing and chirping
like the birds around us.
Haiku # 31113, May 29, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
I am so happy SF is here!! I was
kinda lonely there for a while!
Yaaayyyy for me and SF!!
Haiku # 31112, May 29, 2003 3:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
Pain Drops Flounder Eating
Dessicated Paranoia Sentiment
Embraces The Vacant Abyss
Haiku # 31111, May 29, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by samhain
David Jannssen's Leg, Writhing
Dead Beat On Drums Of Still Water
Oil In Harvest Beams, Kill
Haiku # 31110, May 29, 2003 3:50 pm ET
by samhain
Set Back The Limes On Table
God Is Coming For a Drink
Saddle The Empty House Soul
Haiku # 31109, May 29, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by samhain
Dark Cloud Dreaming In Ether
Watching Coddled Sheep Glow
In Rythmic Coersion
Haiku # 31108, May 29, 2003 3:48 pm ET
by samhain
"SF, It's you! It's you!! Oh what
a happy day it is!!"
Haiku # 31107, May 29, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
bitch, what did i say
never interrupt a man
who's watching star trek
Haiku # 31106, May 29, 2003 3:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sever his tendons
let's see how far he can walk
place your bets people
Haiku # 31105, May 29, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
shotputting newborns
catching them on bayonets
life is beautiful
Haiku # 31104, May 29, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
began as a Girls
Gone Wild dream but they started
handing out pamphlets
Haiku # 31103, May 29, 2003 3:01 pm ET
by onjaysun (gotta cut down on the lime koolaid before bed)
Evil Numbers Victorious Strenght
God's Will In Suspense
Forethought Of Aftermath
Haiku # 31102, May 29, 2003 2:06 pm ET
by samhain
Digits Explode With Remorse
Over Stephen Hawking
Using Sign Language On Death
Haiku # 31101, May 29, 2003 2:05 pm ET
by samhain
William, I have decided
we should be
together
Haiku # 31100, May 29, 2003 2:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
not mine not mine not mine not
mine not mine not mine not mine
not mine not mine not mine
Haiku # 31099, May 29, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by William (no haiku is mine on here) Nippress of SF + WN = LOVE
what ever happened to my main
man george michael?
Haiku # 31098, May 29, 2003 2:01 pm ET
by William (none of these are mine) Nippress
Complementary sweets
Laced with bromide to stop you
Joining mile high club
Haiku # 31097, May 29, 2003 12:47 pm ET
by airline pilot
If is what if is
If is, is as if is does
If is is if is?
Haiku # 31096, May 29, 2003 12:27 pm ET
by William Nippress
knitting socks is great
twisting turning moaning, wait
was I knitting socks ?
Haiku # 31095, May 29, 2003 12:09 pm ET
by mellie
England is not shit
Ok, well, maybe it is
but it could be worse
Haiku # 31094, May 29, 2003 11:51 am ET
by A Student of it has been worse
31084, 31085, 31086, If Is? 31087, 31089, 31091, 31092 Not mine
Haiku # 31093, May 29, 2003 11:49 am ET
by William Nippress
i am homophobic, but I am NOT
one of them....uh...well, hey...now.
i hate them....uh...no, yes...
it is very fashionable to be gay in
europe you know...
Haiku # 31092, May 29, 2003 11:21 am ET
by William Nippress
yaaaay me!
Haiku # 31091, May 29, 2003 11:19 am ET
by William (SF's lover) Nippress
Rolls Of Fat In Her Ear
Care Not For Love Of Fear
Dragging Sunflower Shame
Haiku # 31090, May 29, 2003 11:19 am ET
by samhain
george and the queen
know what i mean?
getting busy on a saturday eve
Haiku # 31089, May 29, 2003 11:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Enter Evil Hero
Subdued By Cookie Plazm
Wandering Jew In Chains
Haiku # 31088, May 29, 2003 11:17 am ET
by samhain
"We are the worrrrrrrrld, we are
the chilllllllldrennnnnnn!"
Haiku # 31087, May 29, 2003 11:16 am ET
by William Nippress of SF how bout we go a round??
When I say that certian haiku
is not mine, it could only mean
that I am lyin'. I have two
personalities, but I know if is SF
that I want to squeeze.
Haiku # 31086, May 29, 2003 11:14 am ET
by William Nippress
I demand reparations for slavery!
Stop the evil white man from
suppressing us! Give me money
for my pain and torture!
Haiku # 31085, May 29, 2003 11:13 am ET
by William Nippress (care for a shag, SF?)
SF and me,
sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
Haiku # 31084, May 29, 2003 11:12 am ET
by William Nippress
She Was My Slave
Until I Freed Her
Now She Is Dead
Haiku # 31083, May 29, 2003 11:10 am ET
by samhain
Where Is God Today?
Where Are My Shoes?
God took Them
Haiku # 31082, May 29, 2003 11:04 am ET
by samhain
I Saw Hitler Today,
At Mass, Praying For A Little Girl,
Praying For Stuffed Turkey
Haiku # 31081, May 29, 2003 11:03 am ET
by samhain
Kafka, Burning In His Bed,
Warm Toast Environs Of Evil.
Disciple Of Volcano Currents
Haiku # 31080, May 29, 2003 11:01 am ET
by samhain
SF, out our room
Son don
Haiku # 31079, May 29, 2003 10:32 am ET
by Love you SF, Dad
she calls me yet again
when she feels the need
it accentuates our distance
Haiku # 31078, May 29, 2003 9:54 am ET
by searle of not with her
20's, tight jeans, sweating stinky
pussy stink. smell of stinky snatch
hot in tight girlie stink jeans
Haiku # 31077, May 29, 2003 8:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
tight jeans, stinky pussy inside,
stinky sex snatch stinking in her
tight jeans, hot stink
Haiku # 31076, May 29, 2003 8:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Living In Your Garden Of Evil,
While Jello Pudding and Bill Cosby,
Soak In A Bath Of Mustard Gas
Haiku # 31075, May 29, 2003 8:26 am ET
by samhain
Burnt Grandma Sandwich,
Flying Like A Russian Flag,
In The Oven Toasted Nihilism
Haiku # 31074, May 29, 2003 8:23 am ET
by samhain
I hardly think you!
A stooge for insurance
Are fit to ask that
Haiku # 31072, May 29, 2003 6:17 am ET
by Students Dad
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