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BALONEY
SAMMICHES i eat them like
momma's used maxi pads
Haiku # 29305, April 22, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Sprinfield, IL
now i'm gonna teach you bitches
how to be a professional bitch.
now when your sugar daddy wants
some lovin, make sure you cup his
balls and get that sucker as far
back in your throat as possible,
and when he's ready to blow, jam
a finger up his ass. and swallow
every last drop
Haiku # 29304, April 22, 2003 3:17 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
oh yeah, your cum i rub on my face
like noxema. keep it comin granpa, i gotta a lot of acne to
clear up.
Haiku # 29303, April 22, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
come on, tyrone, your next. don't
be shy, my colon's plenty lubed up
so don't hold back. i want to feel
me insides jigglin.
Haiku # 29302, April 22, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
ummm, your balls in my mouth
taste like baloney sammiches,
and your crabs crackle just like
pop rocks, oh yeahh grandpa, you
know who richie likes it
Haiku # 29301, April 22, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
yes daddy, yes daddy
come on daddy harder, deeper
i can take it, oh yeah just like
that
Haiku # 29300, April 22, 2003 3:06 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Sprinfield, IL
She nips my Pringles
but when I try to Pringle
her nips, I get slapped!
Haiku # 29299, April 22, 2003 2:42 pm ET
by onjaysun (Taint fair)
"Wake me up before you go-go"
George Michael of the pop group
"Wham", early 1980's
Haiku # 29298, April 22, 2003 2:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Batman and Robin
Gay lovers
Get me some
Haiku # 29297, April 22, 2003 2:01 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
"Every rose has a thorn"
The rock group, Poison-
early 1990's
Haiku # 29296, April 22, 2003 1:58 pm ET
by William Nippress
"I'm on the Highway to Hell"
Bon Scott, 1980
Haiku # 29295, April 22, 2003 1:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
Is
"SMAKDATASS"
a word???
Haiku # 29294, April 22, 2003 1:55 pm ET
by Nippress Williamson
Research the poet, William
McGonagall...he is the worst of
all time....a real poet...scottish
I think
Haiku # 29293, April 22, 2003 1:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Wont you come home Bill Nippress
oh, wont you come hommmmme!!"
Haiku # 29292, April 22, 2003 1:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
292281, 292283, 292286, 29290, not mine
Haiku # 29291, April 22, 2003 12:33 pm ET
by William Nippress
Ren and Stimpy
Heroes for the year 2003 and
BEYOND
Haiku # 29290, April 22, 2003 11:17 am ET
by william nippress
Beavis and Butthead are the most
significant philosophers of the
21st century...I worship them as
gods for the new millenium
Haiku # 29289, April 22, 2003 11:15 am ET
by sexually frustrated
ARSON, JOHNNY CARSON,
I AM RICK LARSON
AND OTHER STUFF THAT RHYMES
WITH LARSON
Haiku # 29288, April 22, 2003 11:13 am ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
When she lost her life,
she moved, another state of
life and home
Haiku # 29287, April 22, 2003 11:12 am ET
by Coy Alexander of Dalia Lake, CA
I regret all of
them are better than my stuff, but they really kick SF's butt..hahaha
Haiku # 29286, April 22, 2003 11:11 am ET
by william nippress
...so, these two guys walk into a
bar ya see....there is a nun, a
chicken and a candle....well, the
nun says to the candle, how bout
a date? so's the candle says to the
chicken, sorry about the wax but I
finally can get nun tonight..hahaaa
Haiku # 29285, April 22, 2003 11:10 am ET
by sexually frustrated
One second of my watch,
billions die, laughing water pain,
north to northease, dirge of heat
Haiku # 29284, April 22, 2003 11:08 am ET
by Coy Alexander of Dalia Lake, CA
nippress, nippress, william, william,
chocolate cookie
onion powder liver chunky nut
bowling ball badge
Haiku # 29283, April 22, 2003 11:07 am ET
by william nippress
I THINK I AM GOD,
BUT IM JUST A CLOD
OF DIRT
Haiku # 29282, April 22, 2003 11:06 am ET
by sexually frustrated
plagiarizing william nippress,you linguistic canopy
usin my id, you lick my chahones
and da balonies,
shootin sploodgie on your cootchie
like
lipstick, you got no hope, you
the type of blaspemous dope fiend drops the n word
soap
Haiku # 29281, April 22, 2003 11:04 am ET
by william nippress sexually frustrated
Hahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!
I am da greatest of all times!!!!
No one will ever catch me!!!!
Haiku # 29280, April 22, 2003 11:01 am ET
by sexually frustrated william nippress
I regret some of
them are quite good, and some quite funny but not mine
Haiku # 29279, April 22, 2003 2:49 am ET
by William Nippress
29257, 29254, 29255,29256,29247, 29249 not mine
Haiku # 29278, April 22, 2003 2:46 am ET
by William Nippress
29266, 29267, 29268, 29269 not mine
Haiku # 29277, April 22, 2003 2:38 am ET
by William Nippress
my heart in his grip,
he still doesn't feel it pound,
he just says goodnight.
Haiku # 29276, April 22, 2003 1:53 am ET
by something rosie
"If you can't loose it,
tan it!" but I'm still haunted...
the cellulite wins.
Haiku # 29275, April 22, 2003 1:37 am ET
by something rosie
hours tick away
studying studying rah
law school, i love thee
Haiku # 29274, April 22, 2003 1:10 am ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
poor SF,
was bullied and tormented as a child,
and now he gets off,
by doing that jr. high stuff,
as an adult.
Haiku # 29273, April 21, 2003 11:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
tiger pressed for time
wishing i could give some help
or at least see her
Haiku # 29272, April 21, 2003 10:49 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
plagiarizing fool
you linguistic wannabe
usin my id, you suck my dick,
shootin spooch on your lips like
chapstick, you got no hope, you
the type of nigga who drops the
soap
Haiku # 29271, April 21, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
insects.....
they are indeed...
little beasts....
Haiku # 29270, April 21, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
it
Haiku # 29269, April 21, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by William (I am God) Nippress
HAM
SAM
MICH
ES
Haiku # 29268, April 21, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by William Nippress
BAL
ONEY
SAMM
ICH
Haiku # 29267, April 21, 2003 4:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
YALL NEEDS TO SHUT UP 4 I
GO AND GET MY DADDY!
Haiku # 29266, April 21, 2003 4:48 pm ET
by WILLIAM NIPPRESS
round and round we go
spinning out of control in
our musical chairs
Haiku # 29265, April 21, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
da debil himself, is my lan lowd...
says i be owin da monies..
but i doesnt owe monies....
Haiku # 29264, April 21, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
da debil himself, is my lan lowd...
says i be owin da monies..
but i doesnt owe monies....
Haiku # 29263, April 21, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I am da gangsta poet,
everyone here should know it,
smakin da hos and takin
they money, trying to get some
from my lil honey,
payin me wages from outta da
pages of they lives and such...
Haiku # 29262, April 21, 2003 4:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
WILLIAM NIPPRESS IS
GAWWWWWWDDDD!!
HAHAHAAAA!!! AINT I CUTE?
Haiku # 29261, April 21, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i give you some change
because you're nothing to me
now get out of here
Haiku # 29260, April 21, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Nippress, William, Nippress, William, Nippress, William,
Nippress, William, Nippress
OH SHEEEIT, I AM DA BOMB!
Haiku # 29259, April 21, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by William Nippress
TRIPPING ON CIDLEY,
WITH MY BROTHER SIDNEY,
DID HE?
Haiku # 29258, April 21, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by WILLIAM NIPPRESS
sipping on gin and juice
rocking out to ice cubes
laugh it all away

Haiku # 29257, April 21, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by William Nippress
sipping on absinthe
rocking out to phillip glass
laugh it all away
Haiku # 29256, April 21, 2003 4:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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