I regret all of
them are better than my stuff, but they really kick SF's butt..hahaha

...so, these two guys walk into a
bar ya see....there is a nun, a
chicken and a candle....well, the
nun says to the candle, how bout
a date? so's the candle says to the
chicken, sorry about the wax but I
finally can get nun tonight..hahaaa

One second of my watch,
billions die, laughing water pain,
north to northease, dirge of heat

nippress, nippress, william, william,
chocolate cookie
onion powder liver chunky nut
bowling ball badge

I THINK I AM GOD,
BUT IM JUST A CLOD
OF DIRT

plagiarizing william nippress,you linguistic canopy
usin my id, you lick my chahones
and da balonies,
shootin sploodgie on your cootchie
like
lipstick, you got no hope, you
the type of blaspemous dope fiend drops the n word
soap

Hahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!
I am da greatest of all times!!!!
No one will ever catch me!!!!

I regret some of
them are quite good, and some quite funny but not mine

29257, 29254, 29255,29256,29247, 29249 not mine

29266, 29267, 29268, 29269 not mine

my heart in his grip,
he still doesn't feel it pound,
he just says goodnight.

"If you can't loose it,
tan it!" but I'm still haunted...
the cellulite wins.

hours tick away
studying studying rah
law school, i love thee

poor SF,
was bullied and tormented as a child,
and now he gets off,
by doing that jr. high stuff,
as an adult.

tiger pressed for time
wishing i could give some help
or at least see her

plagiarizing fool
you linguistic wannabe
usin my id, you suck my dick,
shootin spooch on your lips like
chapstick, you got no hope, you
the type of nigga who drops the
soap

insects.....
they are indeed...
little beasts....

it

HAM
SAM
MICH
ES

BAL
ONEY
SAMM
ICH

YALL NEEDS TO SHUT UP 4 I
GO AND GET MY DADDY!

round and round we go
spinning out of control in
our musical chairs

da debil himself, is my lan lowd...
says i be owin da monies..
but i doesnt owe monies....

da debil himself, is my lan lowd...
says i be owin da monies..
but i doesnt owe monies....

I am da gangsta poet,
everyone here should know it,
smakin da hos and takin
they money, trying to get some
from my lil honey,
payin me wages from outta da
pages of they lives and such...

WILLIAM NIPPRESS IS
GAWWWWWWDDDD!!
HAHAHAAAA!!! AINT I CUTE?

i give you some change
because you're nothing to me
now get out of here

Nippress, William, Nippress, William, Nippress, William,
Nippress, William, Nippress
OH SHEEEIT, I AM DA BOMB!

TRIPPING ON CIDLEY,
WITH MY BROTHER SIDNEY,
DID HE?

sipping on gin and juice
rocking out to ice cubes
laugh it all away

sipping on absinthe
rocking out to phillip glass
laugh it all away

tripping past midnight
like the bottom of the sea
with urban decay

acid vibrations
trees planted in concrete slabs
i can hear them scream

degradation's child
product of environment
i hate the city

i choose depression
because the opposite would
be unbearable

dog ate last hidden
egg...had a twenty in it...
Game On!...in two days

Molly lost her head,
when finding David dead.
Shame, poison guilt.

Word to ya mother!! Insane clown
posse inna howwwwwssssse!!!
Oh yeaaahh bayyybeeee ICP rocks
da pawwwwtyeeeeeee!!!
I love Liberace..

david dropped his baby blanket
and
died

NONE OF THESE HAIKUS ARE MINE
AT LEAST THAT IS WHAT I CLAIM
NONE OF THEM....WHAT IS WRONG
WITH ME? AM I INSANE? AM I
NUTS? WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
I AM SORRY I AM CRAZY....

Winds from your booty brings poop
from the far Bay of whatchamacal
The plants will smoke it

William Nippress from the north
brings more William Nippress
from the south....egads!
What a concept..

Winds from north brings snow
from the far gay of buddah
The plants will love me

Winds from south brings rain
from the far Bay of Biscay
The plants will love it

Gold buttons in a
swath of green, nature

29233 to 29238 not mine

Hardly need to say
It but 29232 to
29232 not mine

Mox, eats rox in a box with a fox.
So much for Goldilocks....hahaaaaa
haaaaaaa,ahhhhhhhaaaaahhhaaa
haaaaaaa!!!!

"Announcing, King William of
Nippress, sir!" HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!
I AM SOOOO FUNNYYYYYY!!!
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA!

wIlLiAm NiPpReSs
HOW YA LIKE ME NOW??
DID I DO GOOD???