BAL
ONEY
SAMM
ICH

YALL NEEDS TO SHUT UP 4 I
GO AND GET MY DADDY!

round and round we go
spinning out of control in
our musical chairs

da debil himself, is my lan lowd...
says i be owin da monies..
but i doesnt owe monies....

da debil himself, is my lan lowd...
says i be owin da monies..
but i doesnt owe monies....

I am da gangsta poet,
everyone here should know it,
smakin da hos and takin
they money, trying to get some
from my lil honey,
payin me wages from outta da
pages of they lives and such...

WILLIAM NIPPRESS IS
GAWWWWWWDDDD!!
HAHAHAAAA!!! AINT I CUTE?

i give you some change
because you're nothing to me
now get out of here

Nippress, William, Nippress, William, Nippress, William,
Nippress, William, Nippress
OH SHEEEIT, I AM DA BOMB!

TRIPPING ON CIDLEY,
WITH MY BROTHER SIDNEY,
DID HE?

sipping on gin and juice
rocking out to ice cubes
laugh it all away

sipping on absinthe
rocking out to phillip glass
laugh it all away

tripping past midnight
like the bottom of the sea
with urban decay

acid vibrations
trees planted in concrete slabs
i can hear them scream

degradation's child
product of environment
i hate the city

i choose depression
because the opposite would
be unbearable

dog ate last hidden
egg...had a twenty in it...
Game On!...in two days

Molly lost her head,
when finding David dead.
Shame, poison guilt.

Word to ya mother!! Insane clown
posse inna howwwwwssssse!!!
Oh yeaaahh bayyybeeee ICP rocks
da pawwwwtyeeeeeee!!!
I love Liberace..

david dropped his baby blanket
and
died

NONE OF THESE HAIKUS ARE MINE
AT LEAST THAT IS WHAT I CLAIM
NONE OF THEM....WHAT IS WRONG
WITH ME? AM I INSANE? AM I
NUTS? WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
I AM SORRY I AM CRAZY....

Winds from your booty brings poop
from the far Bay of whatchamacal
The plants will smoke it

William Nippress from the north
brings more William Nippress
from the south....egads!
What a concept..

Winds from north brings snow
from the far gay of buddah
The plants will love me

Winds from south brings rain
from the far Bay of Biscay
The plants will love it

Gold buttons in a
swath of green, nature

29233 to 29238 not mine

Hardly need to say
It but 29232 to
29232 not mine

Mox, eats rox in a box with a fox.
So much for Goldilocks....hahaaaaa
haaaaaaa,ahhhhhhhaaaaahhhaaa
haaaaaaa!!!!

"Announcing, King William of
Nippress, sir!" HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!
I AM SOOOO FUNNYYYYYY!!!
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA!

wIlLiAm NiPpReSs
HOW YA LIKE ME NOW??
DID I DO GOOD???

Buddah once said, "Willaim Nippress is like a bloney sammich..
stinky when you belch and fart it
back up cause it's made of
processed pig snouts and whatnot

I prepaid so I could watch the war.
Now my minutes are out,
So sell me some more.

Buddah (correct spelling, said,
"William Nippress rides the baloney
pony"

Nippress of William,
Jungle Boy
In the closet

I, William Nippress, smoke the pole
And, suggest you do the same,
Or die in flamers...

i really want food
i feel my stomach churning
finger nails for lunch

maybe she should start
making t-shirts too to go
with this place

I didn't go to church
I didn't have rice
I just bitched and complained here
and I didn't even get a lousy t-shirt
to go with it

The light of the eyes is as a comet,
And Zen's activity is as lightning.
The sword that kills the man
Is the sword that saves the man
.
Zen

It is too clear and so it is hard to see.
A dunce once searched for fire with a lighted lantern.
Had he known what fire was, He could have cooked his rice much sooner.
.
Searching for fire with
Lanterns prevents cooking rice
much sooner clearly

Buda said a good
horse will run at even the
shadow of the whip

It

Use traditional
fixed message and make it fit
with no loss of worth

Try it yourself, you
Have a great way with words but
lack tight discipline

The clich

It was not for you
It

i'm feeling tired,
of not feeling much more than,
just feeling tired.

alien in my brain
turning my art into cartoons
accidental cartoonist am i

feeling way to old,
i stop to smell the flowers,
withering for me.