Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 57 Days and 78011 Haiku later...
It
Haiku # 29225 April 21, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Use traditional
fixed message and make it fit
with no loss of worth
Haiku # 29224 April 21, 2003 3:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Try it yourself, you
Have a great way with words but
lack tight discipline
Haiku # 29223 April 21, 2003 3:02 am ET
by William Nippress
The clich
Haiku # 29222 April 21, 2003 2:55 am ET
by William Nippress
It was not for you
It
Haiku # 29221 April 21, 2003 2:54 am ET
by William Nippress
i'm feeling tired,
of not feeling much more than,
just feeling tired.
Haiku # 29220 April 21, 2003 12:52 am ET
by Cornea Pete
alien in my brain
turning my art into cartoons
accidental cartoonist am i
Haiku # 29219 April 21, 2003 12:47 am ET
by searle of confused about art
feeling way to old,
i stop to smell the flowers,
withering for me.
Haiku # 29218 April 21, 2003 12:35 am ET
by Cornea Pete
here comes more heartbreak,
inspiration will follow,
seems "high school tragic"
Haiku # 29217 April 21, 2003 12:31 am ET
by Cornea Pete
don't be too hasty
seeking is not the best way
experience speaks...
Haiku # 29216 April 21, 2003 12:27 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
i need a girlfriend,
if you are calloused and direct,
feel free to apply.
Haiku # 29215 April 21, 2003 12:22 am ET
by Cornea Pete
WHY DO I SMELL LIKE TUNA?
COULD IT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO
WITH A BALLOON-A?
Haiku # 29214 April 20, 2003 11:32 pm ET
by Richard (Peephole) Larson of Springfield, IL
there will be no
meat hooks or frozen bodies
in my life, I'm evil
enough already in my
pathetic self mockery
and letting these non-Christians
not save themselves, distracting
themselves with the empty confessional enemas
and joining right in myself
Haiku # 29213 April 20, 2003 8:06 pm ET
by Mox
maybe I need to
go nuts and really be this
person they'd like me to be
mike meyers eating the flesh
only respected becase he's feared
a blank source, hears no mockery,
he cuts your hands off and throws you down for the sheer pleasure
of hell and psychosis

the fantasies of horror movies
are better not as realities but as release
Haiku # 29212 April 20, 2003 8:05 pm ET
by Mox
the people on line
provoke to feel better
about themselves or
to drag another down
into their depths, not
to return because they feel
like they need to drag company
down to their level, so, they're
not alone in hell...

get on the fucking high ground with
me you lazy bastards and stop trying to drag me down, as you
can see, I'm doing a fine enough
job myself
to bring me down
Haiku # 29211 April 20, 2003 8:03 pm ET
by Mox
I slice my wrists in
person, he says "see, I was
right!!!" and as I bleed to
death he grins in his insecurity,
smiling, kicking, smiling, kicking
till someone pulls him away
and cuts his throat, and it keeps
going, from Babel to Iraq

Haiku # 29210 April 20, 2003 8:01 pm ET
by Mox
are you trying to provoke
me man? it won't help your
problems much at all...

never does
Haiku # 29209 April 20, 2003 8:00 pm ET
by Mox
a self-righteous prick
claiming the moral high ground
his cliched queries
Haiku # 29208 April 20, 2003 6:36 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
so warm and pleasant
hoochie mamas display their
new easter assets
Haiku # 29207 April 20, 2003 6:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
pariah smokers
the summer smog approaches
thank you bloomberg
Haiku # 29206 April 20, 2003 6:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
nothing is open
even whores take the day off
to ease their conscience
Haiku # 29205 April 20, 2003 6:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
it's Easter sunday,
time for solemn rememberance,
and a candy binge.
Haiku # 29204 April 20, 2003 2:14 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
If you could end all
deaths in the world by murder
of one baby, could you?
Haiku # 29203 April 20, 2003 1:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
If we were all to choose
Which would win our honest vote?
Do we know ourselves?

Haiku # 29202 April 20, 2003 12:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
The struggle between
good and bad is eternal
to what advantage?
Haiku # 29201 April 20, 2003 12:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
My skin feels the wind
Long before I register
Just how cold I am
Haiku # 29200 April 20, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
How to impart words
Over which we wish to have
simple mastery
Haiku # 29199 April 20, 2003 12:37 pm ET
by William Nippress
When passion
Haiku # 29198 April 20, 2003 12:27 pm ET
by William Nippress
fuck me however you like
Im not fussy right now
depravity
Haiku # 29197 April 20, 2003 10:10 am ET
by searle of seething internal rage
Old Hellenic days
Those ancient Greeks, they swung both ways
Sex with old Greeks phase
Haiku # 29196 April 20, 2003 8:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my future unknown,
waiting for devine vision,
venerable rank.
Haiku # 29195 April 19, 2003 7:53 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
all out of zoloft
my grasp on reality
tenuous at best
Haiku # 29194 April 19, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated oh shit here come the demons in frilly white sequins
let's all free tibet
like, buddhists are so, like, "cool"
screw the iraqis
Haiku # 29193 April 19, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with naive placard waving hippies who hop on whatever bandwagon that passes by
those crazy leftists
if they can't be contrary
they don't want to live
Haiku # 29192 April 19, 2003 2:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
change enough diapers
and you realize what you are
a big bag of shit
Haiku # 29191 April 19, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
every fucking day
a rerun of time and space
linking night and dawn
Haiku # 29190 April 19, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Toronto was trashed
last night by the Red Sox, and
blue jays, pitched when they

saw the red of their
sox and garciaparra
rituals won the day...
Haiku # 29189 April 19, 2003 2:35 pm ET
by Mox
America is
a young stepchild, crossed out by
war and seperate

mores, forces, minds
an ocean, "new world", new stuff
promised land puri

hoohah...King James ghosts
haunting Boston and New England
is a Cthulhu
Haiku # 29188 April 19, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by Mox
i can feel my fear
but i can also feel some
kind of building peace...

wth?
Haiku # 29187 April 19, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by mox
cheers william...I think
i might have liked Francis Bacon
too, those meat pics...

the pope on rye
Haiku # 29186 April 19, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by Mox
US and Britain
Two countries divided by
a common language
Haiku # 29185 April 19, 2003 9:40 am ET
by William Nippress
An answer asked for
Is not a guarantee of truth
Questions are loaded
Haiku # 29184 April 19, 2003 9:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Will the sky show me
A colour that she once wore
Nature
Haiku # 29183 April 19, 2003 9:36 am ET
by William Nippress
The hourglass turned
Time passes with measured pace
grains of sand slowly
Haiku # 29182 April 19, 2003 9:31 am ET
by William Nippress
To friends flat tonight
Eating real Indian food
Toilet rolls in fridge
Haiku # 29181 April 19, 2003 9:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Media pressure
Questions legitimacy
Of occupation
Haiku # 29180 April 19, 2003 9:00 am ET
by William Nippress
I suppose one could
Say it was flattering one
When ones work is filched
Haiku # 29179 April 19, 2003 8:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Tolkien used to drink
in Oxford at the Eagle
and Child known as the
Bird and baby. Ill
Have a pint for you next time
I
Haiku # 29178 April 19, 2003 6:12 am ET
by William Nippress
IP searcher would
Only be useful If I
Had been offended
Haiku # 29177 April 19, 2003 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Tolkien used to drink
in Oxford at the Eagle
and Child known as the
Bird and baby. Ill
Have a pint for you next time
I
Haiku # 29176 April 19, 2003 4:23 am ET
by William Nippress
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