To friends flat tonight
Eating real Indian food
Toilet rolls in fridge

Media pressure
Questions legitimacy
Of occupation

I suppose one could
Say it was flattering one
When ones work is filched

Tolkien used to drink
in Oxford at the Eagle
and Child known as the
Bird and baby. Ill
Have a pint for you next time
I

IP searcher would
Only be useful If I
Had been offended

Tolkien used to drink
in Oxford at the Eagle
and Child known as the
Bird and baby. Ill
Have a pint for you next time
I

29146, 29147, 29150, not mine

end anticipation,
this nothing day is over,
no accomplishment.

contact is so sparse,
someone's feeling abandoned,
but i don't know who.

I feel helpless as
lonliness swallows me whole
I miss him so much.

listen to me whine,
i know you want to hear it,
my false pretensions.

feeling pitiful,
am i so stuck on others,
my joy comes from them?

driving to nowhere,
there is nothing else to do,
i feel so lonely.

I crapped on a plate
tasted it cautiously
is very much like chinese take out

making eye contact with everyone
makes women nervous
makes men angry
makes me laugh

parts of the self
all battling for domination
manic

i used to call you beautiful butterfly
now i call you cunt
funny how love can change

past makes me angry
present makes me frustrated
future makes me withdraw

so many women
all so distant
they are shopping for men
people are products

I see the shape of your boob
soft diffused tones
I want to touch you

she went down
We were under the stars
Curious people watching

to all those folks who
collect sweaty sweater lint
OUTIES REALLY RULE!

to all those folks with
out-facing navels, INNIES
TOTALLY KICK ASS!

morrison receives
her affirmative action
Nobel Fiction Prize

Jabba Da' Hood
Phelix Da' Phat
tUpAc LiL bRoThEr
Original Wankstah'
ALL TRUE HOMIES AND GANGSTAH
PROPHETS FOR DA NEW MILLENIUM

he went to princeton
studied fiction under Oates
became a failure

i not good
me bad, and retawted
me stoopid...and dumb
dats me

WILLIAM NIPPRESS IS GOD!!
WILLIAM NIPPRESS IS GOD!!
WILLIAM NIPPRESS IS A CHUMP!~

I like to read a book,
Then I like to cook,
My name is Captain Hook,
Come take another look,
My hand you shook,
Whatever you take, you took.

they denied pynchon
for gravity's rainbow those
narrow minded turds

Respeck Da Viet Nam Vet!!
NOT!!
The Viet Cong should be revered
for there awesome torture
techniques. They are god like
cause they tortured the Viet Nam
vet real good-like!

Doobie dabba...zippy zonka,
Jibba jabba..
kerplonk

awful pulitzer
why trust the literary
views of journalists

Rape the oranges from the garden,
Steal your face off your lips
....take your mindfold

I want to be da gweatest poet
of alllll timessssss
dat is me, WILLIAM NIPPRESS
I AM DA MAN...

Mox in a box
with my sox
have some lox
and..................a bagel

i use haiku form
as practice so i don't take
it seriously

hmm, I like to
do lovecraftian beaty
things with some sci fi
and some poems that
are a pissy conservative
bent

i'm not a poet
i actually write fiction
haikus are for fun

i won't comment on
anyone's haiku talent
it's better that way

my philosophy
just write what you want or else
you're just a sell out

sometimes on the space
the altar of the Goddess
tact is laid for truth

William is quite good
but I'm not quite an expert
on literature to judge...

the critical folks
here are good poets but tend
to be rough on the newbies

so there's a need for
control in the form of flow
and the tao is cheap?

I've thought of Wicca
but I'm burned out by these
feminists on line
and the cultural divide
and this Jesus keeps coming
back, like a ghost, fog

I think JRR and JK
were both Catholics, and I
I was at one point

well, Jack I wished could
meet Tolkien of all people
and what would be wrought?

well, I'm coming from
a bisexual seeking
time, curious, false

after Kerouac
the Beats just bore me silly
i liked Dharma Bums