Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 345 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

The struggle between
good and bad is eternal
to what advantage?
Haiku # 29201, April 20, 2003 12:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
My skin feels the wind
Long before I register
Just how cold I am
Haiku # 29200, April 20, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
How to impart words
Over which we wish to have
simple mastery
Haiku # 29199, April 20, 2003 12:37 pm ET
by William Nippress
When passion
Haiku # 29198, April 20, 2003 12:27 pm ET
by William Nippress
fuck me however you like
Im not fussy right now
depravity
Haiku # 29197, April 20, 2003 10:10 am ET
by searle of seething internal rage
Old Hellenic days
Those ancient Greeks, they swung both ways
Sex with old Greeks phase
Haiku # 29196, April 20, 2003 8:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my future unknown,
waiting for devine vision,
venerable rank.
Haiku # 29195, April 19, 2003 7:53 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
all out of zoloft
my grasp on reality
tenuous at best
Haiku # 29194, April 19, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated oh shit here come the demons in frilly white sequins
let's all free tibet
like, buddhists are so, like, "cool"
screw the iraqis
Haiku # 29193, April 19, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with naive placard waving hippies who hop on whatever bandwagon that passes by
those crazy leftists
if they can't be contrary
they don't want to live
Haiku # 29192, April 19, 2003 2:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
change enough diapers
and you realize what you are
a big bag of shit
Haiku # 29191, April 19, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
every fucking day
a rerun of time and space
linking night and dawn
Haiku # 29190, April 19, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Toronto was trashed
last night by the Red Sox, and
blue jays, pitched when they

saw the red of their
sox and garciaparra
rituals won the day...
Haiku # 29189, April 19, 2003 2:35 pm ET
by Mox
America is
a young stepchild, crossed out by
war and seperate

mores, forces, minds
an ocean, "new world", new stuff
promised land puri

hoohah...King James ghosts
haunting Boston and New England
is a Cthulhu
Haiku # 29188, April 19, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by Mox
i can feel my fear
but i can also feel some
kind of building peace...

wth?
Haiku # 29187, April 19, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by mox
cheers william...I think
i might have liked Francis Bacon
too, those meat pics...

the pope on rye
Haiku # 29186, April 19, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by Mox
US and Britain
Two countries divided by
a common language
Haiku # 29185, April 19, 2003 9:40 am ET
by William Nippress
An answer asked for
Is not a guarantee of truth
Questions are loaded
Haiku # 29184, April 19, 2003 9:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Will the sky show me
A colour that she once wore
Nature
Haiku # 29183, April 19, 2003 9:36 am ET
by William Nippress
The hourglass turned
Time passes with measured pace
grains of sand slowly
Haiku # 29182, April 19, 2003 9:31 am ET
by William Nippress
To friends flat tonight
Eating real Indian food
Toilet rolls in fridge
Haiku # 29181, April 19, 2003 9:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Media pressure
Questions legitimacy
Of occupation
Haiku # 29180, April 19, 2003 9:00 am ET
by William Nippress
I suppose one could
Say it was flattering one
When ones work is filched
Haiku # 29179, April 19, 2003 8:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Tolkien used to drink
in Oxford at the Eagle
and Child known as the
Bird and baby. Ill
Have a pint for you next time
I
Haiku # 29178, April 19, 2003 6:12 am ET
by William Nippress
IP searcher would
Only be useful If I
Had been offended
Haiku # 29177, April 19, 2003 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Tolkien used to drink
in Oxford at the Eagle
and Child known as the
Bird and baby. Ill
Have a pint for you next time
I
Haiku # 29176, April 19, 2003 4:23 am ET
by William Nippress
29146, 29147, 29150, not mine
Haiku # 29175, April 19, 2003 4:22 am ET
by William Nippress
end anticipation,
this nothing day is over,
no accomplishment.
Haiku # 29174, April 19, 2003 12:56 am ET
by Cornea Pete
contact is so sparse,
someone's feeling abandoned,
but i don't know who.
Haiku # 29173, April 19, 2003 12:52 am ET
by Cornea Pete
I feel helpless as
lonliness swallows me whole
I miss him so much.
Haiku # 29172, April 19, 2003 12:39 am ET
by something rosie
listen to me whine,
i know you want to hear it,
my false pretensions.
Haiku # 29171, April 19, 2003 12:37 am ET
by Cornea Pete
feeling pitiful,
am i so stuck on others,
my joy comes from them?
Haiku # 29170, April 19, 2003 12:33 am ET
by Cornea Pete
driving to nowhere,
there is nothing else to do,
i feel so lonely.
Haiku # 29169, April 19, 2003 12:30 am ET
by Cornea Pete
I crapped on a plate
tasted it cautiously
is very much like chinese take out
Haiku # 29168, April 18, 2003 11:44 pm ET
by searle of my nipples fell off
making eye contact with everyone
makes women nervous
makes men angry
makes me laugh
Haiku # 29167, April 18, 2003 11:41 pm ET
by searle of a different system of logic
parts of the self
all battling for domination
manic
Haiku # 29166, April 18, 2003 11:39 pm ET
by searle of i can see your fear
i used to call you beautiful butterfly
now i call you cunt
funny how love can change
Haiku # 29165, April 18, 2003 11:36 pm ET
by searle of far from that slut
past makes me angry
present makes me frustrated
future makes me withdraw
Haiku # 29164, April 18, 2003 11:34 pm ET
by searle of wandering around with painted erection
so many women
all so distant
they are shopping for men
people are products
Haiku # 29163, April 18, 2003 11:31 pm ET
by searle of frustrated with fashion and image
I see the shape of your boob
soft diffused tones
I want to touch you
Haiku # 29162, April 18, 2003 11:29 pm ET
by searle of of of of of of of of
she went down
We were under the stars
Curious people watching
Haiku # 29161, April 18, 2003 11:26 pm ET
by searle of lost in erotic memories
to all those folks who
collect sweaty sweater lint
OUTIES REALLY RULE!
Haiku # 29160, April 18, 2003 6:43 pm ET
by onjaysun (a conflict as old as man...ok, maybe not Adam))
to all those folks with
out-facing navels, INNIES
TOTALLY KICK ASS!
Haiku # 29159, April 18, 2003 6:37 pm ET
by onjaysun (and you can store Chuck E Cheese tokens)
morrison receives
her affirmative action
Nobel Fiction Prize
Haiku # 29158, April 18, 2003 6:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Jabba Da' Hood
Phelix Da' Phat
tUpAc LiL bRoThEr
Original Wankstah'
ALL TRUE HOMIES AND GANGSTAH
PROPHETS FOR DA NEW MILLENIUM
Haiku # 29157, April 18, 2003 5:57 pm ET
by RICHARD LARSON of SPRINGFIELD, IL
he went to princeton
studied fiction under Oates
became a failure
Haiku # 29156, April 18, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with proliferation of the "professor writer"
i not good
me bad, and retawted
me stoopid...and dumb
dats me
Haiku # 29155, April 18, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by sheila newton of round rock tx
WILLIAM NIPPRESS IS GOD!!
WILLIAM NIPPRESS IS GOD!!
WILLIAM NIPPRESS IS A CHUMP!~
Haiku # 29154, April 18, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by Mr. Seed pod of Wassa, Australie
I like to read a book,
Then I like to cook,
My name is Captain Hook,
Come take another look,
My hand you shook,
Whatever you take, you took.
Haiku # 29153, April 18, 2003 5:52 pm ET
by blueballz of sheila, Tx
they denied pynchon
for gravity's rainbow those
narrow minded turds
Haiku # 29152, April 18, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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