Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 345 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

are you trying to provoke
me man? it won't help your
problems much at all...

never does
Haiku # 29209, April 20, 2003 8:00 pm ET
by Mox
a self-righteous prick
claiming the moral high ground
his cliched queries
Haiku # 29208, April 20, 2003 6:36 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
so warm and pleasant
hoochie mamas display their
new easter assets
Haiku # 29207, April 20, 2003 6:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
pariah smokers
the summer smog approaches
thank you bloomberg
Haiku # 29206, April 20, 2003 6:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
nothing is open
even whores take the day off
to ease their conscience
Haiku # 29205, April 20, 2003 6:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
it's Easter sunday,
time for solemn rememberance,
and a candy binge.
Haiku # 29204, April 20, 2003 2:14 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
If you could end all
deaths in the world by murder
of one baby, could you?
Haiku # 29203, April 20, 2003 1:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
If we were all to choose
Which would win our honest vote?
Do we know ourselves?

Haiku # 29202, April 20, 2003 12:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
The struggle between
good and bad is eternal
to what advantage?
Haiku # 29201, April 20, 2003 12:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
My skin feels the wind
Long before I register
Just how cold I am
Haiku # 29200, April 20, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
How to impart words
Over which we wish to have
simple mastery
Haiku # 29199, April 20, 2003 12:37 pm ET
by William Nippress
When passion
Haiku # 29198, April 20, 2003 12:27 pm ET
by William Nippress
fuck me however you like
Im not fussy right now
depravity
Haiku # 29197, April 20, 2003 10:10 am ET
by searle of seething internal rage
Old Hellenic days
Those ancient Greeks, they swung both ways
Sex with old Greeks phase
Haiku # 29196, April 20, 2003 8:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my future unknown,
waiting for devine vision,
venerable rank.
Haiku # 29195, April 19, 2003 7:53 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
all out of zoloft
my grasp on reality
tenuous at best
Haiku # 29194, April 19, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated oh shit here come the demons in frilly white sequins
let's all free tibet
like, buddhists are so, like, "cool"
screw the iraqis
Haiku # 29193, April 19, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with naive placard waving hippies who hop on whatever bandwagon that passes by
those crazy leftists
if they can't be contrary
they don't want to live
Haiku # 29192, April 19, 2003 2:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
change enough diapers
and you realize what you are
a big bag of shit
Haiku # 29191, April 19, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
every fucking day
a rerun of time and space
linking night and dawn
Haiku # 29190, April 19, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Toronto was trashed
last night by the Red Sox, and
blue jays, pitched when they

saw the red of their
sox and garciaparra
rituals won the day...
Haiku # 29189, April 19, 2003 2:35 pm ET
by Mox
America is
a young stepchild, crossed out by
war and seperate

mores, forces, minds
an ocean, "new world", new stuff
promised land puri

hoohah...King James ghosts
haunting Boston and New England
is a Cthulhu
Haiku # 29188, April 19, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by Mox
i can feel my fear
but i can also feel some
kind of building peace...

wth?
Haiku # 29187, April 19, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by mox
cheers william...I think
i might have liked Francis Bacon
too, those meat pics...

the pope on rye
Haiku # 29186, April 19, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by Mox
US and Britain
Two countries divided by
a common language
Haiku # 29185, April 19, 2003 9:40 am ET
by William Nippress
An answer asked for
Is not a guarantee of truth
Questions are loaded
Haiku # 29184, April 19, 2003 9:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Will the sky show me
A colour that she once wore
Nature
Haiku # 29183, April 19, 2003 9:36 am ET
by William Nippress
The hourglass turned
Time passes with measured pace
grains of sand slowly
Haiku # 29182, April 19, 2003 9:31 am ET
by William Nippress
To friends flat tonight
Eating real Indian food
Toilet rolls in fridge
Haiku # 29181, April 19, 2003 9:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Media pressure
Questions legitimacy
Of occupation
Haiku # 29180, April 19, 2003 9:00 am ET
by William Nippress
I suppose one could
Say it was flattering one
When ones work is filched
Haiku # 29179, April 19, 2003 8:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Tolkien used to drink
in Oxford at the Eagle
and Child known as the
Bird and baby. Ill
Have a pint for you next time
I
Haiku # 29178, April 19, 2003 6:12 am ET
by William Nippress
IP searcher would
Only be useful If I
Had been offended
Haiku # 29177, April 19, 2003 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Tolkien used to drink
in Oxford at the Eagle
and Child known as the
Bird and baby. Ill
Have a pint for you next time
I
Haiku # 29176, April 19, 2003 4:23 am ET
by William Nippress
29146, 29147, 29150, not mine
Haiku # 29175, April 19, 2003 4:22 am ET
by William Nippress
end anticipation,
this nothing day is over,
no accomplishment.
Haiku # 29174, April 19, 2003 12:56 am ET
by Cornea Pete
contact is so sparse,
someone's feeling abandoned,
but i don't know who.
Haiku # 29173, April 19, 2003 12:52 am ET
by Cornea Pete
I feel helpless as
lonliness swallows me whole
I miss him so much.
Haiku # 29172, April 19, 2003 12:39 am ET
by something rosie
listen to me whine,
i know you want to hear it,
my false pretensions.
Haiku # 29171, April 19, 2003 12:37 am ET
by Cornea Pete
feeling pitiful,
am i so stuck on others,
my joy comes from them?
Haiku # 29170, April 19, 2003 12:33 am ET
by Cornea Pete
driving to nowhere,
there is nothing else to do,
i feel so lonely.
Haiku # 29169, April 19, 2003 12:30 am ET
by Cornea Pete
I crapped on a plate
tasted it cautiously
is very much like chinese take out
Haiku # 29168, April 18, 2003 11:44 pm ET
by searle of my nipples fell off
making eye contact with everyone
makes women nervous
makes men angry
makes me laugh
Haiku # 29167, April 18, 2003 11:41 pm ET
by searle of a different system of logic
parts of the self
all battling for domination
manic
Haiku # 29166, April 18, 2003 11:39 pm ET
by searle of i can see your fear
i used to call you beautiful butterfly
now i call you cunt
funny how love can change
Haiku # 29165, April 18, 2003 11:36 pm ET
by searle of far from that slut
past makes me angry
present makes me frustrated
future makes me withdraw
Haiku # 29164, April 18, 2003 11:34 pm ET
by searle of wandering around with painted erection
so many women
all so distant
they are shopping for men
people are products
Haiku # 29163, April 18, 2003 11:31 pm ET
by searle of frustrated with fashion and image
I see the shape of your boob
soft diffused tones
I want to touch you
Haiku # 29162, April 18, 2003 11:29 pm ET
by searle of of of of of of of of
she went down
We were under the stars
Curious people watching
Haiku # 29161, April 18, 2003 11:26 pm ET
by searle of lost in erotic memories
to all those folks who
collect sweaty sweater lint
OUTIES REALLY RULE!
Haiku # 29160, April 18, 2003 6:43 pm ET
by onjaysun (a conflict as old as man...ok, maybe not Adam))
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