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28 Years, 44 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

i give you some change
because you're nothing to me
now get out of here
Haiku # 29260, April 21, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Nippress, William, Nippress, William, Nippress, William,
Nippress, William, Nippress
OH SHEEEIT, I AM DA BOMB!
Haiku # 29259, April 21, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by William Nippress
TRIPPING ON CIDLEY,
WITH MY BROTHER SIDNEY,
DID HE?
Haiku # 29258, April 21, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by WILLIAM NIPPRESS
sipping on gin and juice
rocking out to ice cubes
laugh it all away

Haiku # 29257, April 21, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by William Nippress
sipping on absinthe
rocking out to phillip glass
laugh it all away
Haiku # 29256, April 21, 2003 4:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
tripping past midnight
like the bottom of the sea
with urban decay
Haiku # 29255, April 21, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
acid vibrations
trees planted in concrete slabs
i can hear them scream
Haiku # 29254, April 21, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
degradation's child
product of environment
i hate the city
Haiku # 29253, April 21, 2003 3:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i choose depression
because the opposite would
be unbearable
Haiku # 29252, April 21, 2003 3:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
dog ate last hidden
egg...had a twenty in it...
Game On!...in two days
Haiku # 29251, April 21, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by onjaysun (iffn' it a buck, we wudn't care)
Molly lost her head,
when finding David dead.
Shame, poison guilt.
Haiku # 29250, April 21, 2003 1:50 pm ET
by Marc Zoya of Hartford, CT
Word to ya mother!! Insane clown
posse inna howwwwwssssse!!!
Oh yeaaahh bayyybeeee ICP rocks
da pawwwwtyeeeeeee!!!
I love Liberace..
Haiku # 29249, April 21, 2003 1:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
david dropped his baby blanket
and
died
Haiku # 29248, April 21, 2003 1:47 pm ET
by Mark Zoya of Hartford, CT
NONE OF THESE HAIKUS ARE MINE
AT LEAST THAT IS WHAT I CLAIM
NONE OF THEM....WHAT IS WRONG
WITH ME? AM I INSANE? AM I
NUTS? WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
I AM SORRY I AM CRAZY....
Haiku # 29247, April 21, 2003 1:46 pm ET
by William Nippress
Winds from your booty brings poop
from the far Bay of whatchamacal
The plants will smoke it
Haiku # 29246, April 21, 2003 1:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
William Nippress from the north
brings more William Nippress
from the south....egads!
What a concept..
Haiku # 29245, April 21, 2003 1:41 pm ET
by William Nippress
Winds from north brings snow
from the far gay of buddah
The plants will love me
Haiku # 29244, April 21, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
Winds from south brings rain
from the far Bay of Biscay
The plants will love it
Haiku # 29243, April 21, 2003 12:41 pm ET
by William Nippress
Gold buttons in a
swath of green, nature
Haiku # 29242, April 21, 2003 11:37 am ET
by William Nippress
29233 to 29238 not mine
Haiku # 29241, April 21, 2003 11:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Hardly need to say
It but 29232 to
29232 not mine
Haiku # 29240, April 21, 2003 11:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Mox, eats rox in a box with a fox.
So much for Goldilocks....hahaaaaa
haaaaaaa,ahhhhhhhaaaaahhhaaa
haaaaaaa!!!!
Haiku # 29239, April 21, 2003 11:20 am ET
by William Nippress
"Announcing, King William of
Nippress, sir!" HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!
I AM SOOOO FUNNYYYYYY!!!
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA!
Haiku # 29238, April 21, 2003 11:19 am ET
by William Nippress
wIlLiAm NiPpReSs
HOW YA LIKE ME NOW??
DID I DO GOOD???
Haiku # 29237, April 21, 2003 11:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Buddah once said, "Willaim Nippress is like a bloney sammich..
stinky when you belch and fart it
back up cause it's made of
processed pig snouts and whatnot
Haiku # 29236, April 21, 2003 11:15 am ET
by William Nippress
I prepaid so I could watch the war.
Now my minutes are out,
So sell me some more.
Haiku # 29235, April 21, 2003 11:13 am ET
by William Nippress (is god)
Buddah (correct spelling, said,
"William Nippress rides the baloney
pony"
Haiku # 29234, April 21, 2003 11:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Nippress of William,
Jungle Boy
In the closet
Haiku # 29233, April 21, 2003 11:10 am ET
by William Nippress
I, William Nippress, smoke the pole
And, suggest you do the same,
Or die in flamers...
Haiku # 29232, April 21, 2003 11:08 am ET
by William Nippress
i really want food
i feel my stomach churning
finger nails for lunch
Haiku # 29231, April 21, 2003 10:41 am ET
by Funko of vegas
maybe she should start
making t-shirts too to go
with this place
Haiku # 29230, April 21, 2003 10:39 am ET
by Mox
I didn't go to church
I didn't have rice
I just bitched and complained here
and I didn't even get a lousy t-shirt
to go with it
Haiku # 29229, April 21, 2003 10:34 am ET
by Mox
The light of the eyes is as a comet,
And Zen's activity is as lightning.
The sword that kills the man
Is the sword that saves the man
.
Zen
Haiku # 29228, April 21, 2003 5:32 am ET
by William Nippress
It is too clear and so it is hard to see.
A dunce once searched for fire with a lighted lantern.
Had he known what fire was, He could have cooked his rice much sooner.
.
Searching for fire with
Lanterns prevents cooking rice
much sooner clearly
Haiku # 29227, April 21, 2003 5:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Buda said a good
horse will run at even the
shadow of the whip
Haiku # 29226, April 21, 2003 4:57 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 29225, April 21, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Use traditional
fixed message and make it fit
with no loss of worth
Haiku # 29224, April 21, 2003 3:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Try it yourself, you
Have a great way with words but
lack tight discipline
Haiku # 29223, April 21, 2003 3:02 am ET
by William Nippress
The clich
Haiku # 29222, April 21, 2003 2:55 am ET
by William Nippress
It was not for you
It
Haiku # 29221, April 21, 2003 2:54 am ET
by William Nippress
i'm feeling tired,
of not feeling much more than,
just feeling tired.
Haiku # 29220, April 21, 2003 12:52 am ET
by Cornea Pete
alien in my brain
turning my art into cartoons
accidental cartoonist am i
Haiku # 29219, April 21, 2003 12:47 am ET
by searle of confused about art
feeling way to old,
i stop to smell the flowers,
withering for me.
Haiku # 29218, April 21, 2003 12:35 am ET
by Cornea Pete
here comes more heartbreak,
inspiration will follow,
seems "high school tragic"
Haiku # 29217, April 21, 2003 12:31 am ET
by Cornea Pete
don't be too hasty
seeking is not the best way
experience speaks...
Haiku # 29216, April 21, 2003 12:27 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
i need a girlfriend,
if you are calloused and direct,
feel free to apply.
Haiku # 29215, April 21, 2003 12:22 am ET
by Cornea Pete
WHY DO I SMELL LIKE TUNA?
COULD IT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO
WITH A BALLOON-A?
Haiku # 29214, April 20, 2003 11:32 pm ET
by Richard (Peephole) Larson of Springfield, IL
there will be no
meat hooks or frozen bodies
in my life, I'm evil
enough already in my
pathetic self mockery
and letting these non-Christians
not save themselves, distracting
themselves with the empty confessional enemas
and joining right in myself
Haiku # 29213, April 20, 2003 8:06 pm ET
by Mox
maybe I need to
go nuts and really be this
person they'd like me to be
mike meyers eating the flesh
only respected becase he's feared
a blank source, hears no mockery,
he cuts your hands off and throws you down for the sheer pleasure
of hell and psychosis

the fantasies of horror movies
are better not as realities but as release
Haiku # 29212, April 20, 2003 8:05 pm ET
by Mox
the people on line
provoke to feel better
about themselves or
to drag another down
into their depths, not
to return because they feel
like they need to drag company
down to their level, so, they're
not alone in hell...

get on the fucking high ground with
me you lazy bastards and stop trying to drag me down, as you
can see, I'm doing a fine enough
job myself
to bring me down
Haiku # 29211, April 20, 2003 8:03 pm ET
by Mox
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