292281, 292283, 292286, 29290, not mine
by William Nippress
Ren and Stimpy
Heroes for the year 2003 and
BEYOND
by william nippress
Beavis and Butthead are the most
significant philosophers of the
21st century...I worship them as
gods for the new millenium
by sexually frustrated
ARSON, JOHNNY CARSON,
I AM RICK LARSON
AND OTHER STUFF THAT RHYMES
WITH LARSON
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
When she lost her life,
she moved, another state of
life and home
by Coy Alexander of Dalia Lake, CA
I regret all of
them are better than my stuff, but they really kick SF's butt..hahaha
by william nippress
...so, these two guys walk into a
bar ya see....there is a nun, a
chicken and a candle....well, the
nun says to the candle, how bout
a date? so's the candle says to the
chicken, sorry about the wax but I
finally can get nun tonight..hahaaa
by sexually frustrated
One second of my watch,
billions die, laughing water pain,
north to northease, dirge of heat
by Coy Alexander of Dalia Lake, CA
nippress, nippress, william, william,
chocolate cookie
onion powder liver chunky nut
bowling ball badge
by william nippress
I THINK I AM GOD,
BUT IM JUST A CLOD
OF DIRT
by sexually frustrated
plagiarizing william nippress,you linguistic canopy
usin my id, you lick my chahones
and da balonies,
shootin sploodgie on your cootchie
like
lipstick, you got no hope, you
the type of blaspemous dope fiend drops the n word
soap
by william nippress sexually frustrated
Hahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!
I am da greatest of all times!!!!
No one will ever catch me!!!!
by sexually frustrated william nippress
I regret some of
them are quite good, and some quite funny but not mine
by William Nippress
29257, 29254, 29255,29256,29247, 29249 not mine
by William Nippress
29266, 29267, 29268, 29269 not mine
by William Nippress
my heart in his grip,
he still doesn't feel it pound,
he just says goodnight.
by something rosie
"If you can't loose it,
tan it!" but I'm still haunted...
the cellulite wins.
by something rosie
hours tick away
studying studying rah
law school, i love thee
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
poor SF,
was bullied and tormented as a child,
and now he gets off,
by doing that jr. high stuff,
as an adult.
by Anonymous Poet
tiger pressed for time
wishing i could give some help
or at least see her
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
plagiarizing fool
you linguistic wannabe
usin my id, you suck my dick,
shootin spooch on your lips like
chapstick, you got no hope, you
the type of nigga who drops the
soap
by sexually frustrated
insects.....
they are indeed...
little beasts....
by sexually frustrated
it
by William (I am God) Nippress
HAM
SAM
MICH
ES
by William Nippress
BAL
ONEY
SAMM
ICH
by William Nippress
YALL NEEDS TO SHUT UP 4 I
GO AND GET MY DADDY!
by WILLIAM NIPPRESS
round and round we go
spinning out of control in
our musical chairs
by sexually frustrated
da debil himself, is my lan lowd...
says i be owin da monies..
but i doesnt owe monies....
by sexually frustrated
da debil himself, is my lan lowd...
says i be owin da monies..
but i doesnt owe monies....
by sexually frustrated
I am da gangsta poet,
everyone here should know it,
smakin da hos and takin
they money, trying to get some
from my lil honey,
payin me wages from outta da
pages of they lives and such...
by sexually frustrated
WILLIAM NIPPRESS IS
GAWWWWWWDDDD!!
HAHAHAAAA!!! AINT I CUTE?
by sexually frustrated
i give you some change
because you're nothing to me
now get out of here
by sexually frustrated
Nippress, William, Nippress, William, Nippress, William,
Nippress, William, Nippress
OH SHEEEIT, I AM DA BOMB!
by William Nippress
TRIPPING ON CIDLEY,
WITH MY BROTHER SIDNEY,
DID HE?
by WILLIAM NIPPRESS
sipping on gin and juice
rocking out to ice cubes
laugh it all away
by William Nippress
sipping on absinthe
rocking out to phillip glass
laugh it all away
by sexually frustrated
tripping past midnight
like the bottom of the sea
with urban decay
by sexually frustrated
acid vibrations
trees planted in concrete slabs
i can hear them scream
by sexually frustrated
degradation's child
product of environment
i hate the city
by sexually frustrated
i choose depression
because the opposite would
be unbearable
by sexually frustrated
dog ate last hidden
egg...had a twenty in it...
Game On!...in two days
by onjaysun (iffn' it a buck, we wudn't care)
Molly lost her head,
when finding David dead.
Shame, poison guilt.
by Marc Zoya of Hartford, CT
Word to ya mother!! Insane clown
posse inna howwwwwssssse!!!
Oh yeaaahh bayyybeeee ICP rocks
da pawwwwtyeeeeeee!!!
I love Liberace..
by William Nippress
david dropped his baby blanket
and
died
by Mark Zoya of Hartford, CT
NONE OF THESE HAIKUS ARE MINE
AT LEAST THAT IS WHAT I CLAIM
NONE OF THEM....WHAT IS WRONG
WITH ME? AM I INSANE? AM I
NUTS? WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
I AM SORRY I AM CRAZY....
by William Nippress
Winds from your booty brings poop
from the far Bay of whatchamacal
The plants will smoke it
by William Nippress
William Nippress from the north
brings more William Nippress
from the south....egads!
What a concept..
by William Nippress
Winds from north brings snow
from the far gay of buddah
The plants will love me
by William Nippress
Winds from south brings rain
from the far Bay of Biscay
The plants will love it
by William Nippress
Gold buttons in a
swath of green, nature
by William Nippress
