Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #29301
ummm, your balls in my mouth
taste like baloney sammiches,
and your crabs crackle just like
pop rocks, oh yeahh grandpa, you
know who richie likes it
Haiku #29301
Posted: April 22, 2003 3:09 pm ET
Poet & location: Richard Larson of Springfield, IL