good god! can you believe this
guy?

maybe you're right. I'll give others
chance, though they do bore me,
and not one have I found has any
potential for true greatness, but
that's they're problem not mine.

yeah, but look at how selfish your
being. you're not giving anyone
else a chance. you're taking up
the entire page with your own
self conscious ramblings. just
stop now and don't ever come back.

oh, I have plenty more material
in store. It's all about inspiration.
I just get bored with all the other
crap posted on here. It's like
people think poetry's this dainty
flowery little thing when words
should really smash you like a
mallet.

sure they catch the eye. but the
schock value's all gone. People
know what to expect of you, and
frankly you're running out of
material.

I already said that I was bored
with the haiku form and that I like
paragraphs better. they're more
entertaining, they catch the eye.

Well you can at least abide by the
haiku form instead of taking up
space with your incoherent
ramblings.

Hey I don't debate that. It's true
that I gather some satisfaction
from posting absurd crap on this
website, and who doesn't.

shut the fuck up you pretentious
piece of crap. "frustrated" you're
just a guy who gets his ass kicked
in the real world then comes on
internet to feel high mighty.

I use your IDs
Like the marionette pulls
Puppet strings above.

All of you are me
You're just products of severe
Schizophrenia.

They could all be Scott?
How could one person be so
Much of a arsehole?

rather obvious
"via", "frustrated" and more
are the same person

it is good to see
other contributors here
a breath of fresh air

It's not a challenge
That's why this website is so
fucking popular.

form is challenging
three lines and the syllables
i'm off to work now

haiku is actually anything less than
seventeen syllables. the form
bores me, so I just write creative
paragraphs. sorry.

Only the fool would show the best
side of himself on this website.
You keep your best a secret, lest
you spawn imitators.

listen up bitches...
haiku is five, seven, five
'about haiku' link

Strange how they seek out the
gems on the internet of all places,
definitely the forum for all high
art. I know whenever I write a
good haiku on paper I'm just ready
to post it all over the internet to
lend it that air of respectability.

spring tightrope walker
now that one I'd say fer shure
is one of the gems

i bet janis laughed
even if my posting was
more a coup than 'ku


still a better read
than the senryu of late
painful sub-joku

No, I'm not really a model plane or
sports memorabilia type of guy.
Collecting aborted fetuses is more
my thing. Check out this one
right here. Notice the impeccable
craftmanship of the caved in skull,
the doctor must have been master
with the brainsucking vacuum tube.
It's strange, everytime I ask the
mother whether she wants to keep
her fetus in a jar of formaldehyde
as a momento, she always
screams, pulls her hair out, and
scratches herself all over in existential despair. some people
just don't appreciate art when they
see it.

tongue in her pussy
have visual on pulsating rectum
How terrible, women do fart

it's that richard larson prick. just
ignore him.

Come here Justin Timberlake,
bend over and let me make a man
out of you.

good try mr. forgery.

Wow, that last one wasn't even
close to my style but could try
mr. forgery.

i fuck dead dogs

bravo, hacker, that's what the
world needs, more censorship.
I honor his effort to try and make
the internet the respectable place
that it should be, a place where
one may simultaneously wack off
and send resumes to a potential
employers.

the surge of the sea
is the heartbeat of the earth
we tempt fate with war

how darkly he waits
that patient and skulking crow
till the field is clear

a bit of birdsong
clearly makes the afternoon
much more musical

just a sweet young thing
such a lucky girl is she
PFC. Jessica Lynch

Spring tightrope walker
swaying in sunlight above
wildly shifting steps

Snufflelupagus
big furry friend of Big Bird
imaginary

eschewing haiku?
via ear canal may leave
give us all a break

I see what they meant
Bad haiku is getting worse
It's not even fun

eschewing winter
extraordinary spring
revitalizes

Mysteriously
a breeze wafts up from the weeds
springing from the slush

Spring a little late
breathless makes up for lost time
blooming all at once

lovely crocuses
finally blooming long last
peering up from snow

Boy George, His penis in my ass,
Lunch time in prison,
This is my life of gayness.

how do i love thee,
tortilla chips and salsa?
let me count the ways.

Givin Richard Gere a Blow Job,
Hampsters, Gerbils, Ball Peen..
It's all good..

Spring is in my step
graceful flowing in and out
tendrils flowing green

went to MickeyD's
wanted cookies, got Choco-
Crap! Where's my Grimace?

what the balls was that?
bad haiku rules internet
must have haiku fix

Charlie Brown and Lucy,
Feelin' Kinda Juicy,
Kicking it with the homies...

Charlie Brown and Lucy,
Feelin' Kinda Juicy,
Kicking it with the homies...