No, I'm not really a model plane or
sports memorabilia type of guy.
Collecting aborted fetuses is more
my thing. Check out this one
right here. Notice the impeccable
craftmanship of the caved in skull,
the doctor must have been master
with the brainsucking vacuum tube.
It's strange, everytime I ask the
mother whether she wants to keep
her fetus in a jar of formaldehyde
as a momento, she always
screams, pulls her hair out, and
scratches herself all over in existential despair. some people
just don't appreciate art when they
see it.

tongue in her pussy
have visual on pulsating rectum
How terrible, women do fart

it's that richard larson prick. just
ignore him.

Come here Justin Timberlake,
bend over and let me make a man
out of you.

good try mr. forgery.

Wow, that last one wasn't even
close to my style but could try
mr. forgery.

i fuck dead dogs

bravo, hacker, that's what the
world needs, more censorship.
I honor his effort to try and make
the internet the respectable place
that it should be, a place where
one may simultaneously wack off
and send resumes to a potential
employers.

the surge of the sea
is the heartbeat of the earth
we tempt fate with war

how darkly he waits
that patient and skulking crow
till the field is clear

a bit of birdsong
clearly makes the afternoon
much more musical

just a sweet young thing
such a lucky girl is she
PFC. Jessica Lynch

Spring tightrope walker
swaying in sunlight above
wildly shifting steps

Snufflelupagus
big furry friend of Big Bird
imaginary

eschewing haiku?
via ear canal may leave
give us all a break

I see what they meant
Bad haiku is getting worse
It's not even fun

eschewing winter
extraordinary spring
revitalizes

Mysteriously
a breeze wafts up from the weeds
springing from the slush

Spring a little late
breathless makes up for lost time
blooming all at once

lovely crocuses
finally blooming long last
peering up from snow

Boy George, His penis in my ass,
Lunch time in prison,
This is my life of gayness.

how do i love thee,
tortilla chips and salsa?
let me count the ways.

Givin Richard Gere a Blow Job,
Hampsters, Gerbils, Ball Peen..
It's all good..

Spring is in my step
graceful flowing in and out
tendrils flowing green

went to MickeyD's
wanted cookies, got Choco-
Crap! Where's my Grimace?

what the balls was that?
bad haiku rules internet
must have haiku fix

Charlie Brown and Lucy,
Feelin' Kinda Juicy,
Kicking it with the homies...

Charlie Brown and Lucy,
Feelin' Kinda Juicy,
Kicking it with the homies...

There once was a man, who, one day
Tried to make bad haiku go away
But his plan it fell through
When people tried to do
Some more bad haiku anyway

April 1's over -
Now it's April 2, they say -
Give us the site back

Hope you will receive
twenty eight thousand haikus
straight on your dumb head

Do you really think
you can stop our bad haiku?
Janis will fight back!

It seems a bad guy
pirated a fine web site.
Give us Janis back!!!

There once was a monkey called Phil
Who would always be rigidly still
He had a big nose
And seventeen toes
He shouted out "Whoop! Whoop!" at will

K is so cleaver
He can look up own arshole
Still not see brains

Furtive strangers commune
Two desires yearning for a tryst
Each longing for love

Bad haiku site blocked
I had to sneak round the back
Can send but not view

Well...I did say that
this might happen..it is quite
easy to hack here

Scrape the cheese off your balls,
And put it on my sammich,
Yummy...its lunch!

I am Richard Larson,
I want sweaty balls in my mouth,
Teabag me now, bitch!

Sheena is probably basically
selfish and if I blew my brains out
over her criticism
wouldn't care but probably if
a friend of hers killed themselves
she'd dig through their wallet first
due to the nature of her probable
selfishness

as to the total elimination
of junk haiku, junk bonds
still exist in the form of movies

isn't sheena that woman
that runs around naked in
the jungle with george?

well, some lesbians do have
a hard time accepting the
fact two genders exists

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Is she offended
by blatant misogyny
well, fuck her, that feminist nazi
bitch, she can go take her weepy
victimization and go watch some
Oprah and read some Toni Morrison
cause I'm not changing.

An eye for an eye is just.
Therefore a summary slaughter
of the family of one of our Bible
Belt, corn fed marines would be
highly justified. After all, we're
the one's instigating the eye poking
here. So the Iraqis should not be
held accountable, nor any terrorist,
for returning the favor.

Martin Amis blows
almost as much as Kingsley
who's, thankfully, dead

you better be on
some serious heavy shit
as your weak excuse

shocking amazing
how little you use your brain
disintegrating