it's that richard larson prick. just
ignore him.
by Anonymous Poet
Come here Justin Timberlake,
bend over and let me make a man
out of you.
by sexually frustrated
good try mr. forgery.
by Anonymous Poet
Wow, that last one wasn't even
close to my style but could try
mr. forgery.
by sexually frustrated
i fuck dead dogs
by sexually frustrated
bravo, hacker, that's what the
world needs, more censorship.
I honor his effort to try and make
the internet the respectable place
that it should be, a place where
one may simultaneously wack off
and send resumes to a potential
employers.
by sexually frustrated
the surge of the sea
is the heartbeat of the earth
we tempt fate with war
by ap
how darkly he waits
that patient and skulking crow
till the field is clear
by got all day r us
a bit of birdsong
clearly makes the afternoon
much more musical
by heh heh heh heh
just a sweet young thing
such a lucky girl is she
PFC. Jessica Lynch
by good news r us
Spring tightrope walker
swaying in sunlight above
wildly shifting steps
by Gwenhyfar
Snufflelupagus
big furry friend of Big Bird
imaginary
by or is he really real?
eschewing haiku?
via ear canal may leave
give us all a break
by one can only hope r us
I see what they meant
Bad haiku is getting worse
It's not even fun
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
eschewing winter
extraordinary spring
revitalizes
by Boston gal
Mysteriously
a breeze wafts up from the weeds
springing from the slush
by Mike
Spring a little late
breathless makes up for lost time
blooming all at once
by Earthmother
lovely crocuses
finally blooming long last
peering up from snow
by Earthmother
Boy George, His penis in my ass,
Lunch time in prison,
This is my life of gayness.
by Richard "Gayness" Larson of Springfield, IL
how do i love thee,
tortilla chips and salsa?
let me count the ways.
by Cornea Pete
Givin Richard Gere a Blow Job,
Hampsters, Gerbils, Ball Peen..
It's all good..
by Richard "Gumby" Larson of Springfield, IL
Spring is in my step
graceful flowing in and out
tendrils flowing green
by Earthmother noticing English ivy survived harsh winter
went to MickeyD's
wanted cookies, got Choco-
Crap! Where's my Grimace?
by onjaysun (sign #24 of apocalypse)
what the balls was that?
bad haiku rules internet
must have haiku fix
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Charlie Brown and Lucy,
Feelin' Kinda Juicy,
Kicking it with the homies...
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Charlie Brown and Lucy,
Feelin' Kinda Juicy,
Kicking it with the homies...
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
There once was a man, who, one day
Tried to make bad haiku go away
But his plan it fell through
When people tried to do
Some more bad haiku anyway
by A Student of Limericks rule
April 1's over -
Now it's April 2, they say -
Give us the site back
by R. of PT
Fight against freedom
is typical behavior
of disturbed minds
by R. of PT
Hope you will receive
twenty eight thousand haikus
straight on your dumb head
by R. of PT
Do you really think
you can stop our bad haiku?
Janis will fight back!
by R.
It seems a bad guy
pirated a fine web site.
Give us Janis back!!!
by guess who of guess where
There once was a monkey called Phil
Who would always be rigidly still
He had a big nose
And seventeen toes
He shouted out "Whoop! Whoop!" at will
by A Student of Limericks?
K is so cleaver
He can look up own arshole
Still not see brains
by William Nippress
Furtive strangers commune
Two desires yearning for a tryst
Each longing for love
by William Nippress
Bad haiku site blocked
I had to sneak round the back
Can send but not view
by William Nippress
Well...I did say that
this might happen..it is quite
easy to hack here
by k of enjoying the April Fools joke admittedly
Scrape the cheese off your balls,
And put it on my sammich,
Yummy...its lunch!
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
I am Richard Larson,
I want sweaty balls in my mouth,
Teabag me now, bitch!
by Richard Larson of Stank ho, IL
Sheena is probably basically
selfish and if I blew my brains out
over her criticism
wouldn't care but probably if
a friend of hers killed themselves
she'd dig through their wallet first
due to the nature of her probable
selfishness
by Mox
as to the total elimination
of junk haiku, junk bonds
still exist in the form of movies
by Mox
isn't sheena that woman
that runs around naked in
the jungle with george?
well, some lesbians do have
a hard time accepting the
fact two genders exists
by Mox
(this has been edited )
by scotch of happy april fool's!
Is she offended
by blatant misogyny
well, fuck her, that feminist nazi
bitch, she can go take her weepy
victimization and go watch some
Oprah and read some Toni Morrison
cause I'm not changing.
by sexually frustrated
An eye for an eye is just.
Therefore a summary slaughter
of the family of one of our Bible
Belt, corn fed marines would be
highly justified. After all, we're
the one's instigating the eye poking
here. So the Iraqis should not be
held accountable, nor any terrorist,
for returning the favor.
by sexually frustrated
Martin Amis blows
almost as much as Kingsley
who's, thankfully, dead
by Anonymous Poet
you better be on
some serious heavy shit
as your weak excuse
by sheena
shocking amazing
how little you use your brain
disintegrating
by sheena
(and I don't think you're a bad person, just a "sinner" better off, than say many a self righteous, prick...oh!)
by Mox of being a self righteous prick
(and I still like Vonnegut...)
by Mox
