No, I'm not really a model plane or
sports memorabilia type of guy.
Collecting aborted fetuses is more
my thing. Check out this one
right here. Notice the impeccable
craftmanship of the caved in skull,
the doctor must have been master
with the brainsucking vacuum tube.
It's strange, everytime I ask the
mother whether she wants to keep
her fetus in a jar of formaldehyde
as a momento, she always
screams, pulls her hair out, and
scratches herself all over in existential despair. some people
just don't appreciate art when they
see it.