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27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

It began quite nice
But then it turned out quite sick
But it was not that
Haiku # 27021, March 13, 2003 8:59 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
a curve is a curve
a spot can be a nipple
my head flies away
Haiku # 27020, March 13, 2003 8:02 pm ET
by thunder stork
used to paint nude girls
now shapes and colors alone
like.....abstract road signs
Haiku # 27019, March 13, 2003 7:53 pm ET
by thunder stork
I'm hungry people
And this glorious mind-fuck
Is now at end.
Haiku # 27018, March 13, 2003 7:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Sexually frustrated is not bisexual, but he's an intellectual, when he raps he's a professional and that's no question yo!
Haiku # 27017, March 13, 2003 6:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated is in your face
This requires art
That which you profoundly lack
Go do your homework.
Haiku # 27016, March 13, 2003 6:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Wow, that's amazing
But it is not a haiku
What a big vocab.
Haiku # 27015, March 13, 2003 6:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated, is back
Pedophilia
Dedisfunctionality
Supercilia
Haiku # 27014, March 13, 2003 6:40 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
Sexuality
Gratitudinality
Bestiality
Haiku # 27013, March 13, 2003 6:34 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
Yup I shut you up
Your creativity is nil
Bow down to squirrel priest
Haiku # 27012, March 13, 2003 6:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I'm the fucking man
No one's got these kind of skills
So go fuck yourself
Haiku # 27011, March 13, 2003 6:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Ignore this sick man
Soon go, he craves attention
Gee hat a dick head
Haiku # 27010, March 13, 2003 6:21 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
Crucifying squirrels
The demons tell me I'm god
And god wants pussy!
Haiku # 27009, March 13, 2003 6:21 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Doctor Prescribes medicine
Child Rapist does not take it
Time to fuck the dog.
Haiku # 27008, March 13, 2003 6:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
they want me to work saturday
they want me to work sunday
please shoot me now
Haiku # 27007, March 13, 2003 6:16 pm ET
by disgruntled of new york
He
Haiku # 27006, March 13, 2003 6:16 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
I'm very talented don't you think?
Haiku # 27005, March 13, 2003 6:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Damn this hellish world
Masturbating in a pile
Of my own feces
Haiku # 27004, March 13, 2003 6:15 pm ET
by sexuallly frustrated
grandma's catheter
leaking all over the floor
must quench this damn thirst
Haiku # 27003, March 13, 2003 6:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Lonely child rapist
Who will be your next victim
Little Timmy
Haiku # 27002, March 13, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Dick head all used up
Take him forever to think
Whilst he holds limp dick
.
Your so right deep six
So much rubbish in his head
But do not give up
Haiku # 27001, March 13, 2003 6:10 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
Wall paper flaking
Onto cold dirty floor tile
Rain blows through the door.
Haiku # 27000, March 13, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
cerebral palsied
drooling in a wheel chair
does she want a date?
Haiku # 26999, March 13, 2003 6:02 pm ET
by sexuall frustrated
Diaper needs changing
Pacifier in her mouth
I probe her with my finger
Haiku # 26998, March 13, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I
Haiku # 26997, March 13, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
since when did psychos
start posting here? it's a shame
used to be some fun
Haiku # 26996, March 13, 2003 5:57 pm ET
by other places offer so much more time to deep six this
Sexual obsessive
Take your mono attitude
get your self a life
Haiku # 26995, March 13, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
Put it in too far
Punctured the fragile cervix
But I'm not finished.
Haiku # 26994, March 13, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Bent over the bed--
This girl's biting her own fist
Baby's first anal.
Haiku # 26993, March 13, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Tasty menstrual flow
pourin all over my face
She's cryin for more.
Haiku # 26992, March 13, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
On yours knees woman--
Start jugglin these big ol nuts
Gentle, girl, gentle.
Haiku # 26991, March 13, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
No toilet paper
So lick this colon clean, bitch
Tongue's way up my ass
Haiku # 26990, March 13, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Close your eyes baby--
This loads gonna spray you hard
Girl gets a facial.
Haiku # 26989, March 13, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Two dicks in one hole--
C section scar bustin wide
This ho's all business.
Haiku # 26988, March 13, 2003 4:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Shut up bitch! and fuck
That red eye's nice and juicy
For me to pound on
Haiku # 26987, March 13, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Left hand stroken it
Right hand tap, tapping away
Keyboard's now sticky.
Haiku # 26986, March 13, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Take her from behind--
Pussy's pressure clenching down
Cum in that ass.
Haiku # 26985, March 13, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
BLACK and proud of it
you low-white class trash loser
try and get a life
Haiku # 26984, March 13, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by someone who knows what a LOSER you ARE
He can't harm you here
You, and I, shall share pleasure
Do not be afraid
Haiku # 26983, March 13, 2003 3:46 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Let me caress you
Rid you of all your worries
Make you comfortable
Haiku # 26982, March 13, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Niggaz be stoopid
Why can't we all be whitefolks
Instead of niggaz
Haiku # 26981, March 13, 2003 3:24 pm ET
by Steve "Cracker" Reentsnant of not da ghetto
My home of homes,
being tortured like monkeys
in cages.

Haiku # 26980, March 13, 2003 3:24 pm ET
by Richard Vietnam Larson of Stankho, IL
Come closer my dear
We can play, make it better
Let me help you, please?
Haiku # 26979, March 13, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Your father was mean?
And what did he do? Beat you?
Did he hit like this?
Haiku # 26978, March 13, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Hello young lady
Why are you wearing little?
And why are you here?
Haiku # 26977, March 13, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
i eat stuntdoubles
for breakfast lunch and dinner
martin dont want none
Haiku # 26976, March 13, 2003 3:16 pm ET
by Viddy of Outside Martin's window
yup, you're gettin blazed
on both of these sites at once
Viddy, just give up!
Haiku # 26975, March 13, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by StuntStunt of Viddy's behind
bad cop
no
donut
Haiku # 26974, March 13, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by Richard PeeweeHomo Larson of Springfield, IL
who farted up in here
must be me cause all the beer
dead farts stinking on the ground
Haiku # 26973, March 13, 2003 1:34 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson III of Springrield, IL
mustard brain, skillet head
dirty socks in my head,
bowling ball in your skull
Haiku # 26972, March 13, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Springfield, IL
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