Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
This requires art
That which you profoundly lack
Go do your homework.
Haiku # 27016 March 13, 2003 6:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Wow, that's amazing
But it is not a haiku
What a big vocab.
Haiku # 27015 March 13, 2003 6:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated, is back
Pedophilia
Dedisfunctionality
Supercilia
Haiku # 27014 March 13, 2003 6:40 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
Sexuality
Gratitudinality
Bestiality
Haiku # 27013 March 13, 2003 6:34 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
Yup I shut you up
Your creativity is nil
Bow down to squirrel priest
Haiku # 27012 March 13, 2003 6:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I'm the fucking man
No one's got these kind of skills
So go fuck yourself
Haiku # 27011 March 13, 2003 6:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Ignore this sick man
Soon go, he craves attention
Gee hat a dick head
Haiku # 27010 March 13, 2003 6:21 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
Crucifying squirrels
The demons tell me I'm god
And god wants pussy!
Haiku # 27009 March 13, 2003 6:21 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Doctor Prescribes medicine
Child Rapist does not take it
Time to fuck the dog.
Haiku # 27008 March 13, 2003 6:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
they want me to work saturday
they want me to work sunday
please shoot me now
Haiku # 27007 March 13, 2003 6:16 pm ET
by disgruntled of new york
He
Haiku # 27006 March 13, 2003 6:16 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
I'm very talented don't you think?
Haiku # 27005 March 13, 2003 6:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Damn this hellish world
Masturbating in a pile
Of my own feces
Haiku # 27004 March 13, 2003 6:15 pm ET
by sexuallly frustrated
grandma's catheter
leaking all over the floor
must quench this damn thirst
Haiku # 27003 March 13, 2003 6:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Lonely child rapist
Who will be your next victim
Little Timmy
Haiku # 27002 March 13, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Dick head all used up
Take him forever to think
Whilst he holds limp dick
.
Your so right deep six
So much rubbish in his head
But do not give up
Haiku # 27001 March 13, 2003 6:10 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
Wall paper flaking
Onto cold dirty floor tile
Rain blows through the door.
Haiku # 27000 March 13, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
cerebral palsied
drooling in a wheel chair
does she want a date?
Haiku # 26999 March 13, 2003 6:02 pm ET
by sexuall frustrated
Diaper needs changing
Pacifier in her mouth
I probe her with my finger
Haiku # 26998 March 13, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I
Haiku # 26997 March 13, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
since when did psychos
start posting here? it's a shame
used to be some fun
Haiku # 26996 March 13, 2003 5:57 pm ET
by other places offer so much more time to deep six this
Sexual obsessive
Take your mono attitude
get your self a life
Haiku # 26995 March 13, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
Put it in too far
Punctured the fragile cervix
But I'm not finished.
Haiku # 26994 March 13, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Bent over the bed--
This girl's biting her own fist
Baby's first anal.
Haiku # 26993 March 13, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Tasty menstrual flow
pourin all over my face
She's cryin for more.
Haiku # 26992 March 13, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
On yours knees woman--
Start jugglin these big ol nuts
Gentle, girl, gentle.
Haiku # 26991 March 13, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
No toilet paper
So lick this colon clean, bitch
Tongue's way up my ass
Haiku # 26990 March 13, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Close your eyes baby--
This loads gonna spray you hard
Girl gets a facial.
Haiku # 26989 March 13, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Two dicks in one hole--
C section scar bustin wide
This ho's all business.
Haiku # 26988 March 13, 2003 4:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Shut up bitch! and fuck
That red eye's nice and juicy
For me to pound on
Haiku # 26987 March 13, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Left hand stroken it
Right hand tap, tapping away
Keyboard's now sticky.
Haiku # 26986 March 13, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Take her from behind--
Pussy's pressure clenching down
Cum in that ass.
Haiku # 26985 March 13, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
BLACK and proud of it
you low-white class trash loser
try and get a life
Haiku # 26984 March 13, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by someone who knows what a LOSER you ARE
He can't harm you here
You, and I, shall share pleasure
Do not be afraid
Haiku # 26983 March 13, 2003 3:46 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Let me caress you
Rid you of all your worries
Make you comfortable
Haiku # 26982 March 13, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Niggaz be stoopid
Why can't we all be whitefolks
Instead of niggaz
Haiku # 26981 March 13, 2003 3:24 pm ET
by Steve "Cracker" Reentsnant of not da ghetto
My home of homes,
being tortured like monkeys
in cages.

Haiku # 26980 March 13, 2003 3:24 pm ET
by Richard Vietnam Larson of Stankho, IL
Come closer my dear
We can play, make it better
Let me help you, please?
Haiku # 26979 March 13, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Your father was mean?
And what did he do? Beat you?
Did he hit like this?
Haiku # 26978 March 13, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Hello young lady
Why are you wearing little?
And why are you here?
Haiku # 26977 March 13, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
i eat stuntdoubles
for breakfast lunch and dinner
martin dont want none
Haiku # 26976 March 13, 2003 3:16 pm ET
by Viddy of Outside Martin's window
yup, you're gettin blazed
on both of these sites at once
Viddy, just give up!
Haiku # 26975 March 13, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by StuntStunt of Viddy's behind
bad cop
no
donut
Haiku # 26974 March 13, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by Richard PeeweeHomo Larson of Springfield, IL
who farted up in here
must be me cause all the beer
dead farts stinking on the ground
Haiku # 26973 March 13, 2003 1:34 pm ET
by Richard G(ay) Larson III of Springrield, IL
mustard brain, skillet head
dirty socks in my head,
bowling ball in your skull
Haiku # 26972 March 13, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Springfield, IL
Stan Kho
Mia Certs
Hugh Jass
Haiku # 26971 March 13, 2003 12:47 pm ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Stinkfield, IL
I got a baloney pony
it is very special and
for Tony
Haiku # 26970 March 13, 2003 12:44 pm ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Springfield, IL
You Shake Me All Night
Long to BallBreaker to a
Whole Lotta Rosie
Haiku # 26969 March 13, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by onjaysun (sex and the single guy and AC/DC)
I want to sniff ball sweat
It reminds me of stinky cheese
While I am jacking off
Haiku # 26968 March 13, 2003 8:28 am ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Springfield, Illinois
I take it in the ass
While performing fellatio
Gay sex rocks the party
Haiku # 26967 March 13, 2003 8:26 am ET
by Queen Richard Larson III of Springfield, Illinois