Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
cold envelops us
we cuddle 'neath flannel sheets
she tastes like peaches
Haiku # 25871 January 23, 2003 8:33 pm ET
by ap
time for lithium
and whatever else you take
bastard tortures us
Haiku # 25870 January 23, 2003 8:30 pm ET
by ap
the P E F thing
like old duke and the bowflex
this is surely mox
Haiku # 25869 January 23, 2003 8:27 pm ET
by ao
Why call me Moxie?
I am not a beverage
Good for you I'd say
Haiku # 25868 January 23, 2003 2:27 pm ET
by A Student of learning, somthing you've obviously given up on
Hey Moxie! While you
are drinking, remember to
overdo it, PLEASE!
Haiku # 25867 January 23, 2003 2:11 pm ET
by k of alcohol poisoning is good for some!
Bush and Saddam should
duke it out under bleachers
after Woodshop II
Haiku # 25866 January 23, 2003 12:41 pm ET
by onjaysun (a Jon Stewart suggestion)
Now free from exams
I can now go out drinking
Quite excessively
Haiku # 25865 January 23, 2003 9:51 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
well something is shot
i dunno what it is mate
go find a hobby
Haiku # 25864 January 23, 2003 9:46 am ET
by mellie
your syntax is shot
go and find some good porn mate
and just do ya thang
Haiku # 25863 January 23, 2003 9:44 am ET
by mellie
Perfection of art
Everywhere that I may go
Fools may all mock this
Pornography rules
Evil is in everyone
Faith you hide under
Haiku # 25862 January 23, 2003 8:00 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Some are creative
They may be opposed by fools
Dangerous they are
Haiku # 25861 January 23, 2003 7:56 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
All I see is wrong
Where are my hiking boots?
Here, I left them here
Oh, well forget that
Retribution for the fool
Eating hiking boots
Haiku # 25860 January 23, 2003 7:54 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
What has the fool done
Another haiku attack
No, this must stop soon
Killing is not bad?
Everything moral is wrong?
Really, shut up foo!
Haiku # 25859 January 23, 2003 7:52 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
blahblahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblah
Haiku # 25858 January 23, 2003 4:59 am ET
by A Student of Manchester of droning on and on
Seven is evil
It scourges my existence
It is bad to me
Haiku # 25857 January 23, 2003 4:01 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
The bush is doing
Everything Osama B wants
He must be quite chuffed
Haiku # 25856 January 23, 2003 4:00 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Where is Bin Laden?
Could he be in the white house
George makes him happy
Haiku # 25855 January 23, 2003 3:59 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Yay I am abused!
By the one who cannot think
Yay do it again!
Haiku # 25854 January 23, 2003 3:57 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
got a headful of
thinking to do and no time...
go seek novelty.
Haiku # 25853 January 23, 2003 12:25 am ET
by ComiCat
ap:
thanks for noticing
(i don't care if you're amused)
that wasn't my style
Haiku # 25852 January 22, 2003 10:56 pm ET
by sheena@a friend's
where is bin laden ?
all those arabs are the same
bad luck then saddam
Haiku # 25851 January 22, 2003 10:23 pm ET
by ash
fuck off Student Asshole
Haiku # 25850 January 22, 2003 8:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 25849 January 22, 2003 8:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 25848 January 22, 2003 8:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 25847 January 22, 2003 8:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A postgrad told me
That I would emerge wiser
No dogs this time, though
Haiku # 25846 January 22, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I do not like that
But I had to look to help
My development
Haiku # 25845 January 22, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
The meaning of life
Is reproduction and thus
Mankind lives for sex
Haiku # 25844 January 22, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Nudity is great
Love is a beautiful thing
Love and passion rule
Haiku # 25843 January 22, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Pornography is
Not a suitable name for
Nakedness at all
Haiku # 25842 January 22, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But the sinless ones
Were naked and they were proud
Clothing is thus sin
Haiku # 25841 January 22, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
read another book
nudity is natural
religion is not
Haiku # 25840 January 22, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by scotch
The christian faith
Preaches against nudity
Errr read the bible
Haiku # 25839 January 22, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I thought it funny
though I am not the author
not sheena's style
Haiku # 25838 January 22, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by ap
Nude Air...now can count
up to twenty-one silly
bulls...still too many
Haiku # 25837 January 22, 2003 3:08 pm ET
by onjaysun (hands, feet and lil' onjay)
25710 is CLEARLY not MINE
so whoever thought that was funny...
Haiku # 25836 January 22, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by sheena
one thing about it:
no terrorists on nude flights
listening, ashcroft?
Haiku # 25835 January 22, 2003 2:07 pm ET
by scotch
silver frosted cold
LOOKing for some warm escape
fingers turning blue
Haiku # 25834 January 22, 2003 1:48 pm ET
by oops
"now've seen everything"
first flight for nude passengers
(really friendly skies!)
Haiku # 25833 January 22, 2003 1:43 pm ET
by Boston gal lloking to book a flight spots this one
You say I need help?
The world is full of morons
Humankind needs help
Haiku # 25832 January 22, 2003 1:17 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
PISS off you wanker
Fucking hell get some help mate
before you go blind
Haiku # 25831 January 22, 2003 1:09 pm ET
by mellie
I can do that too:
P < E > F
/ P < E > F \
sehr PEF gut
Haiku # 25830 January 22, 2003 1:01 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I've named him before
He taught Moses PEF
And gave him designs
Haiku # 25829 January 22, 2003 12:56 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
And Moses went up
To the top of the mountain
Where he found a man
Haiku # 25828 January 22, 2003 12:55 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
PEF is gone
It was good while it lasted
But it starts again!
Haiku # 25827 January 22, 2003 12:16 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
The cold winds draw near
The trees have all lost their leaves
Ice takes the water
Haiku # 25826 January 22, 2003 11:39 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
FREE^
^^^^^^^
^POET
Haiku # 25825 January 22, 2003 11:15 am ET
by R. of PT
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POETXXX
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Haiku # 25824 January 22, 2003 11:08 am ET
by R. of PT
BXAXX
XDXXPOX
XXEXT
Haiku # 25823 January 22, 2003 11:07 am ET
by R. of PT
But, less surprising,
one of those categories
is recurrent now
Haiku # 25822 January 22, 2003 11:05 am ET
by R. of PT