Some are creative
They may be opposed by fools
Dangerous they are

All I see is wrong
Where are my hiking boots?
Here, I left them here
Oh, well forget that
Retribution for the fool
Eating hiking boots

What has the fool done
Another haiku attack
No, this must stop soon
Killing is not bad?
Everything moral is wrong?
Really, shut up foo!

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Seven is evil
It scourges my existence
It is bad to me

The bush is doing
Everything Osama B wants
He must be quite chuffed

Where is Bin Laden?
Could he be in the white house
George makes him happy

Yay I am abused!
By the one who cannot think
Yay do it again!

ap:
thanks for noticing
(i don't care if you're amused)
that wasn't my style

where is bin laden ?
all those arabs are the same
bad luck then saddam

fuck off Student Asshole

fuck off moxie

fuck off moxie

fuck off moxie

A postgrad told me
That I would emerge wiser
No dogs this time, though

I do not like that
But I had to look to help
My development

The meaning of life
Is reproduction and thus
Mankind lives for sex

Nudity is great
Love is a beautiful thing
Love and passion rule

Pornography is
Not a suitable name for
Nakedness at all

But the sinless ones
Were naked and they were proud
Clothing is thus sin

read another book
nudity is natural
religion is not

The christian faith
Preaches against nudity
Errr read the bible

I thought it funny
though I am not the author
not sheena's style

Nude Air...now can count
up to twenty-one silly
bulls...still too many

25710 is CLEARLY not MINE
so whoever thought that was funny...

one thing about it:
no terrorists on nude flights
listening, ashcroft?

silver frosted cold
LOOKing for some warm escape
fingers turning blue

"now've seen everything"
first flight for nude passengers
(really friendly skies!)

You say I need help?
The world is full of morons
Humankind needs help

PISS off you wanker
Fucking hell get some help mate
before you go blind

I can do that too:
P < E > F
/ P < E > F \
sehr PEF gut

I've named him before
He taught Moses PEF
And gave him designs

And Moses went up
To the top of the mountain
Where he found a man

PEF is gone
It was good while it lasted
But it starts again!

The cold winds draw near
The trees have all lost their leaves
Ice takes the water

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But, less surprising,
one of those categories
is recurrent now

Been here for 2 months
nice to see I can discern
good from bad haiku

you must remember
that suicide is painless
when life gets too tough

the queen is their slave
but isn't that what she wants?
slave who rules the free

we work all our lives
to buy things we do not need
you're a television slave

worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave

PEF cometh
But doth glory await me
No, probably not

i'm not the author
of 2-5-7-8-5
but i must agree

ghostly prom-night film
blood bath on the stage front floor
who wore the white dress?

one in a million
talk about a free penny
copper Lincoln head