Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
the queen is their slave
but isn't that what she wants?
slave who rules the free
Haiku # 25819 January 22, 2003 7:50 am ET
by tyler durden wanna be of Liverpool
we work all our lives
to buy things we do not need
you're a television slave

Haiku # 25818 January 22, 2003 7:48 am ET
by tyler durden wanna be of Liverpool
worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave

Haiku # 25817 January 22, 2003 7:48 am ET
by tyler durden wanna be of Liverpool
PEF cometh
But doth glory await me
No, probably not
Haiku # 25816 January 22, 2003 6:03 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
off T.V. light glows
your minds channelled like sheep herds...
I look back at you


transparent eyes
flickering with the tube...
it smells like plastic.
Haiku # 25815 January 22, 2003 12:14 am ET
by ComiCat of click click
i'm not the author
of 2-5-7-8-5
but i must agree
Haiku # 25814 January 21, 2003 10:56 pm ET
by ash
ghostly prom-night film
blood bath on the stage front floor
who wore the white dress?
Haiku # 25813 January 21, 2003 8:25 pm ET
by moxiebean of out there
one in a million
talk about a free penny
copper Lincoln head
Haiku # 25812 January 21, 2003 8:21 pm ET
by moxiebean of out there
But be wary, child
For he shall try to sway you
Let him shout his name
Haiku # 25811 January 21, 2003 6:53 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
He who harbours sin
Doth not see as you or I
He is but a shade
Haiku # 25810 January 21, 2003 6:52 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
seriously...FUCK OFF MOXIE!
Haiku # 25809 January 21, 2003 6:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Someone please shoot me
I tried to say something deep
But look what happened!
Haiku # 25808 January 21, 2003 6:20 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
You must look beneath
The influence of TV
And speak your feelings
Haiku # 25807 January 21, 2003 6:19 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Who you really are
Is not necessarily
Dirty and impure
Haiku # 25806 January 21, 2003 6:18 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
yes to compassion
yes to love and selfless acts
but own your shadow
Haiku # 25805 January 21, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by scotch
impure thoughts are strong
they are who you truly are
not who you should be
Haiku # 25804 January 21, 2003 6:02 pm ET
by scotch of go read "meeting the shadow"
Impure thoughts are weak
They are not free from evil
And delight in such
Haiku # 25803 January 21, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Seven is evil
See how it became a twelve
By stealing that line
Haiku # 25802 January 21, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Maybe that should read
Kill thousands of arabs
For his enjoyment
Haiku # 25801 January 21, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
my thoughts are not clean
nor do i wish them to be
they are just my thoughts
Haiku # 25800 January 21, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by scotch
But are you for Bush
In attacking Iraq to get
Saddam Hussein killed
Haiku # 25799 January 21, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
If there is no God
Blasphemy is still really Unnecessary
Haiku # 25798 January 21, 2003 5:52 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But sanitised speech
Is not necessary when your
Thoughts and tongue are clean
Haiku # 25797 January 21, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Sorry about that
I was just taking the piss
It was amusing
Haiku # 25796 January 21, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
it's sanitized speech
that lets us kill civilians
oops..."collateral"
Haiku # 25795 January 21, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by scotch of for the record, american and bush is not my president
what a bizarre twit!
i am against censorship
not for everything
Haiku # 25794 January 21, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by scotch
It seems you'd like that
In your eyes it's ethical
In my eyes it's not
Haiku # 25793 January 21, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Do you kill your pets?
And do you rape your siblings?
Is your daughter sis?
Haiku # 25792 January 21, 2003 5:26 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Your grandmother? Strange
Is she then a murderer?
Did daddy rape her?
Haiku # 25791 January 21, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Lets kill some arabs!
It will make the world better
Or maybe you're wrong
Haiku # 25790 January 21, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
The beauty of life
A new child is born today
An abusive git?
Haiku # 25789 January 21, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Leaves of such colour
As a blanket on the ground
An abusive git
Haiku # 25788 January 21, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
As the sun rises
On a beautiful new dawn
An abusive git
Haiku # 25787 January 21, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
If we stopped swearing
As a whole world then maybe
We would stop killing
Haiku # 25786 January 21, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
ok that's it, I quit
I think we've a sick-o here
yup, I'm sure of it
Haiku # 25785 January 21, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by ash
you won't stop killing
by washing our mouths with soap
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 25784 January 21, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by scotch
bacteria do,
in fact, exchange dna
call it what you will
Haiku # 25783 January 21, 2003 4:54 pm ET
by scotch
Do you get a prize
If you murder somebody?
No - you go to gaol
Haiku # 25782 January 21, 2003 4:41 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I do not murder
I do not rape or steal things
And this makes me wrong?
Haiku # 25781 January 21, 2003 4:31 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
So it's right to kill?
Oh are you american?
Well that explains it
Haiku # 25780 January 21, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But God is pleasure
By His own definition
Infinity and
Perfection equal
Pleasure, but it matters not
I don't have a God
Haiku # 25779 January 21, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
In the beginning
Being unicellular
No fool, we didn't
Haiku # 25778 January 21, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
if you think it's wrong
that we fuck and kill and shit
your god's a pervert
Haiku # 25777 January 21, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by scotch
from the beginning,
creatures fucked and killed and shat
the world is profane
Haiku # 25776 January 21, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by scotch
shit, piss, fuck, and cunt,
cocksucker, motherfucker
and my favorite: tits
Haiku # 25775 January 21, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by scotch of sanctimonious demon, i cast thee out! begone! (with help from george carlin)
An irritating
Nasty little foolish bloke
Or maybe woman
Never says a thing
Yet swears for no real reason
My nerves are but short
Our God deliver
Us from this stupid evil
Saviour, we beg you
Haiku # 25774 January 21, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by A Student of the triple haiku, foo!
Must I encounter
An anonymous poet
Who interrupts me?
Haiku # 25773 January 21, 2003 2:50 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
AAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOO Foolish fool
Stop the bad language damn fool
And let me finish
Haiku # 25772 January 21, 2003 2:49 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
My mother is small
Or, in other words, not tall
Up she often looks
Haiku # 25771 January 21, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 25770 January 21, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet