Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
impure thoughts are strong
they are who you truly are
not who you should be
Haiku # 25804 January 21, 2003 6:02 pm ET
by scotch of go read "meeting the shadow"
Impure thoughts are weak
They are not free from evil
And delight in such
Haiku # 25803 January 21, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Seven is evil
See how it became a twelve
By stealing that line
Haiku # 25802 January 21, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Maybe that should read
Kill thousands of arabs
For his enjoyment
Haiku # 25801 January 21, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
my thoughts are not clean
nor do i wish them to be
they are just my thoughts
Haiku # 25800 January 21, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by scotch
But are you for Bush
In attacking Iraq to get
Saddam Hussein killed
Haiku # 25799 January 21, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
If there is no God
Blasphemy is still really Unnecessary
Haiku # 25798 January 21, 2003 5:52 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But sanitised speech
Is not necessary when your
Thoughts and tongue are clean
Haiku # 25797 January 21, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Sorry about that
I was just taking the piss
It was amusing
Haiku # 25796 January 21, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
it's sanitized speech
that lets us kill civilians
oops..."collateral"
Haiku # 25795 January 21, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by scotch of for the record, american and bush is not my president
what a bizarre twit!
i am against censorship
not for everything
Haiku # 25794 January 21, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by scotch
It seems you'd like that
In your eyes it's ethical
In my eyes it's not
Haiku # 25793 January 21, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Do you kill your pets?
And do you rape your siblings?
Is your daughter sis?
Haiku # 25792 January 21, 2003 5:26 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Your grandmother? Strange
Is she then a murderer?
Did daddy rape her?
Haiku # 25791 January 21, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Lets kill some arabs!
It will make the world better
Or maybe you're wrong
Haiku # 25790 January 21, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
The beauty of life
A new child is born today
An abusive git?
Haiku # 25789 January 21, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Leaves of such colour
As a blanket on the ground
An abusive git
Haiku # 25788 January 21, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
As the sun rises
On a beautiful new dawn
An abusive git
Haiku # 25787 January 21, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
If we stopped swearing
As a whole world then maybe
We would stop killing
Haiku # 25786 January 21, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
ok that's it, I quit
I think we've a sick-o here
yup, I'm sure of it
Haiku # 25785 January 21, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by ash
you won't stop killing
by washing our mouths with soap
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 25784 January 21, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by scotch
bacteria do,
in fact, exchange dna
call it what you will
Haiku # 25783 January 21, 2003 4:54 pm ET
by scotch
Do you get a prize
If you murder somebody?
No - you go to gaol
Haiku # 25782 January 21, 2003 4:41 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I do not murder
I do not rape or steal things
And this makes me wrong?
Haiku # 25781 January 21, 2003 4:31 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
So it's right to kill?
Oh are you american?
Well that explains it
Haiku # 25780 January 21, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But God is pleasure
By His own definition
Infinity and
Perfection equal
Pleasure, but it matters not
I don't have a God
Haiku # 25779 January 21, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
In the beginning
Being unicellular
No fool, we didn't
Haiku # 25778 January 21, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
if you think it's wrong
that we fuck and kill and shit
your god's a pervert
Haiku # 25777 January 21, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by scotch
from the beginning,
creatures fucked and killed and shat
the world is profane
Haiku # 25776 January 21, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by scotch
shit, piss, fuck, and cunt,
cocksucker, motherfucker
and my favorite: tits
Haiku # 25775 January 21, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by scotch of sanctimonious demon, i cast thee out! begone! (with help from george carlin)
An irritating
Nasty little foolish bloke
Or maybe woman
Never says a thing
Yet swears for no real reason
My nerves are but short
Our God deliver
Us from this stupid evil
Saviour, we beg you
Haiku # 25774 January 21, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by A Student of the triple haiku, foo!
Must I encounter
An anonymous poet
Who interrupts me?
Haiku # 25773 January 21, 2003 2:50 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
AAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOO Foolish fool
Stop the bad language damn fool
And let me finish
Haiku # 25772 January 21, 2003 2:49 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
My mother is small
Or, in other words, not tall
Up she often looks
Haiku # 25771 January 21, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 25770 January 21, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some fool once told me
That a crime was not evil
And he was evil
Haiku # 25769 January 21, 2003 2:47 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Can you fools not see
How the universe works
Everything is wrong
Haiku # 25768 January 21, 2003 2:46 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Sin in the center
Lie to the right with pleasure
Left only with pain
Haiku # 25767 January 21, 2003 1:50 pm ET
by leroi of Skyline
put in a dollar
caught waves, won twenty-three, chicks
dig nickel-slot men
Haiku # 25766 January 21, 2003 12:48 pm ET
by onjaysun (baby, we're going to McDs, order anything)
I see the mirror
My hair may well be a mess
But soon it will go
Haiku # 25765 January 21, 2003 12:36 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
What would I notice?
Of all these things that I see
Which interests me?
Haiku # 25764 January 21, 2003 12:35 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
talking of foolish
take a good long look please mate
hope you notice it
Haiku # 25763 January 21, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by mellie, hey moxie did you go to * study* in Manchester ?
I don't like seven
I just wrote eight syllables
Seven is foolish
Haiku # 25762 January 21, 2003 11:18 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
For years I travelled
Over the hills, in the valleys
Oh I love to see
Haiku # 25761 January 21, 2003 11:16 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
useless for you mate
nobody would contact you
you'd bore them to death
Haiku # 25760 January 21, 2003 11:00 am ET
by mellie
A dating service?
Sounds like a good use for this
Rather useless site
Haiku # 25759 January 21, 2003 6:19 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
hi jane of princeton
mail janis for my address
and we can connect
Haiku # 25758 January 21, 2003 6:15 am ET
by ash
Girls with glasses, beer
Alcohol, secretaries
It's a nice topic
Haiku # 25757 January 21, 2003 3:48 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Men *often* make passes
at girls who wear glasses, but
what if she is fat?
Haiku # 25756 January 21, 2003 3:07 am ET
by Yes, it's me of La La Land
Men *often* make passes
at girls who wear glasses, but
what if she's fat?
Haiku # 25755 January 21, 2003 3:07 am ET
by Yes, it's me of La La Land
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