Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

The cold winds draw near
The trees have all lost their leaves
Ice takes the water
Haiku # 25826, January 22, 2003 11:39 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
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Haiku # 25825, January 22, 2003 11:15 am ET
by R. of PT
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Haiku # 25824, January 22, 2003 11:08 am ET
by R. of PT
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Haiku # 25823, January 22, 2003 11:07 am ET
by R. of PT
But, less surprising,
one of those categories
is recurrent now
Haiku # 25822, January 22, 2003 11:05 am ET
by R. of PT
Been here for 2 months
nice to see I can discern
good from bad haiku
Haiku # 25821, January 22, 2003 11:03 am ET
by R. of PT
you must remember
that suicide is painless
when life gets too tough
Haiku # 25820, January 22, 2003 7:51 am ET
by tyler durden wanna be of liverpool
the queen is their slave
but isn't that what she wants?
slave who rules the free
Haiku # 25819, January 22, 2003 7:50 am ET
by tyler durden wanna be of Liverpool
we work all our lives
to buy things we do not need
you're a television slave

Haiku # 25818, January 22, 2003 7:48 am ET
by tyler durden wanna be of Liverpool
worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave

Haiku # 25817, January 22, 2003 7:48 am ET
by tyler durden wanna be of Liverpool
PEF cometh
But doth glory await me
No, probably not
Haiku # 25816, January 22, 2003 6:03 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
off T.V. light glows
your minds channelled like sheep herds...
I look back at you


transparent eyes
flickering with the tube...
it smells like plastic.
Haiku # 25815, January 22, 2003 12:14 am ET
by ComiCat of click click
i'm not the author
of 2-5-7-8-5
but i must agree
Haiku # 25814, January 21, 2003 10:56 pm ET
by ash
ghostly prom-night film
blood bath on the stage front floor
who wore the white dress?
Haiku # 25813, January 21, 2003 8:25 pm ET
by moxiebean of out there
one in a million
talk about a free penny
copper Lincoln head
Haiku # 25812, January 21, 2003 8:21 pm ET
by moxiebean of out there
But be wary, child
For he shall try to sway you
Let him shout his name
Haiku # 25811, January 21, 2003 6:53 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
He who harbours sin
Doth not see as you or I
He is but a shade
Haiku # 25810, January 21, 2003 6:52 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
seriously...FUCK OFF MOXIE!
Haiku # 25809, January 21, 2003 6:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Someone please shoot me
I tried to say something deep
But look what happened!
Haiku # 25808, January 21, 2003 6:20 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
You must look beneath
The influence of TV
And speak your feelings
Haiku # 25807, January 21, 2003 6:19 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Who you really are
Is not necessarily
Dirty and impure
Haiku # 25806, January 21, 2003 6:18 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
yes to compassion
yes to love and selfless acts
but own your shadow
Haiku # 25805, January 21, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by scotch
impure thoughts are strong
they are who you truly are
not who you should be
Haiku # 25804, January 21, 2003 6:02 pm ET
by scotch of go read "meeting the shadow"
Impure thoughts are weak
They are not free from evil
And delight in such
Haiku # 25803, January 21, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Seven is evil
See how it became a twelve
By stealing that line
Haiku # 25802, January 21, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Maybe that should read
Kill thousands of arabs
For his enjoyment
Haiku # 25801, January 21, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
my thoughts are not clean
nor do i wish them to be
they are just my thoughts
Haiku # 25800, January 21, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by scotch
But are you for Bush
In attacking Iraq to get
Saddam Hussein killed
Haiku # 25799, January 21, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
If there is no God
Blasphemy is still really Unnecessary
Haiku # 25798, January 21, 2003 5:52 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But sanitised speech
Is not necessary when your
Thoughts and tongue are clean
Haiku # 25797, January 21, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Sorry about that
I was just taking the piss
It was amusing
Haiku # 25796, January 21, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
it's sanitized speech
that lets us kill civilians
oops..."collateral"
Haiku # 25795, January 21, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by scotch of for the record, american and bush is not my president
what a bizarre twit!
i am against censorship
not for everything
Haiku # 25794, January 21, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by scotch
It seems you'd like that
In your eyes it's ethical
In my eyes it's not
Haiku # 25793, January 21, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Do you kill your pets?
And do you rape your siblings?
Is your daughter sis?
Haiku # 25792, January 21, 2003 5:26 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Your grandmother? Strange
Is she then a murderer?
Did daddy rape her?
Haiku # 25791, January 21, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Lets kill some arabs!
It will make the world better
Or maybe you're wrong
Haiku # 25790, January 21, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
The beauty of life
A new child is born today
An abusive git?
Haiku # 25789, January 21, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Leaves of such colour
As a blanket on the ground
An abusive git
Haiku # 25788, January 21, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
As the sun rises
On a beautiful new dawn
An abusive git
Haiku # 25787, January 21, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
If we stopped swearing
As a whole world then maybe
We would stop killing
Haiku # 25786, January 21, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
ok that's it, I quit
I think we've a sick-o here
yup, I'm sure of it
Haiku # 25785, January 21, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by ash
you won't stop killing
by washing our mouths with soap
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 25784, January 21, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by scotch
bacteria do,
in fact, exchange dna
call it what you will
Haiku # 25783, January 21, 2003 4:54 pm ET
by scotch
Do you get a prize
If you murder somebody?
No - you go to gaol
Haiku # 25782, January 21, 2003 4:41 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I do not murder
I do not rape or steal things
And this makes me wrong?
Haiku # 25781, January 21, 2003 4:31 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
So it's right to kill?
Oh are you american?
Well that explains it
Haiku # 25780, January 21, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But God is pleasure
By His own definition
Infinity and
Perfection equal
Pleasure, but it matters not
I don't have a God
Haiku # 25779, January 21, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
In the beginning
Being unicellular
No fool, we didn't
Haiku # 25778, January 21, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
if you think it's wrong
that we fuck and kill and shit
your god's a pervert
Haiku # 25777, January 21, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by scotch
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