PISS off you wanker
Fucking hell get some help mate
before you go blind

I can do that too:
P < E > F
/ P < E > F \
sehr PEF gut

I've named him before
He taught Moses PEF
And gave him designs

And Moses went up
To the top of the mountain
Where he found a man

PEF is gone
It was good while it lasted
But it starts again!

The cold winds draw near
The trees have all lost their leaves
Ice takes the water

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But, less surprising,
one of those categories
is recurrent now

Been here for 2 months
nice to see I can discern
good from bad haiku

you must remember
that suicide is painless
when life gets too tough

the queen is their slave
but isn't that what she wants?
slave who rules the free

we work all our lives
to buy things we do not need
you're a television slave

worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave

PEF cometh
But doth glory await me
No, probably not

i'm not the author
of 2-5-7-8-5
but i must agree

ghostly prom-night film
blood bath on the stage front floor
who wore the white dress?

one in a million
talk about a free penny
copper Lincoln head

But be wary, child
For he shall try to sway you
Let him shout his name

He who harbours sin
Doth not see as you or I
He is but a shade

seriously...FUCK OFF MOXIE!

Someone please shoot me
I tried to say something deep
But look what happened!

You must look beneath
The influence of TV
And speak your feelings

Who you really are
Is not necessarily
Dirty and impure

yes to compassion
yes to love and selfless acts
but own your shadow

impure thoughts are strong
they are who you truly are
not who you should be

Impure thoughts are weak
They are not free from evil
And delight in such

Seven is evil
See how it became a twelve
By stealing that line

Maybe that should read
Kill thousands of arabs
For his enjoyment

my thoughts are not clean
nor do i wish them to be
they are just my thoughts

But are you for Bush
In attacking Iraq to get
Saddam Hussein killed

If there is no God
Blasphemy is still really Unnecessary

But sanitised speech
Is not necessary when your
Thoughts and tongue are clean

Sorry about that
I was just taking the piss
It was amusing

it's sanitized speech
that lets us kill civilians
oops..."collateral"

what a bizarre twit!
i am against censorship
not for everything

It seems you'd like that
In your eyes it's ethical
In my eyes it's not

Do you kill your pets?
And do you rape your siblings?
Is your daughter sis?

Your grandmother? Strange
Is she then a murderer?
Did daddy rape her?

Lets kill some arabs!
It will make the world better
Or maybe you're wrong

The beauty of life
A new child is born today
An abusive git?

Leaves of such colour
As a blanket on the ground
An abusive git

As the sun rises
On a beautiful new dawn
An abusive git

If we stopped swearing
As a whole world then maybe
We would stop killing

ok that's it, I quit
I think we've a sick-o here
yup, I'm sure of it

you won't stop killing
by washing our mouths with soap
grandma has a cock

bacteria do,
in fact, exchange dna
call it what you will

Do you get a prize
If you murder somebody?
No - you go to gaol