Bad Haiku

I've named him before
He taught Moses PEF
And gave him designs

Haiku # 25829, January 22, 2003 12:56 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

And Moses went up
To the top of the mountain
Where he found a man

Haiku # 25828, January 22, 2003 12:55 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

PEF is gone
It was good while it lasted
But it starts again!

Haiku # 25827, January 22, 2003 12:16 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

The cold winds draw near
The trees have all lost their leaves
Ice takes the water

Haiku # 25826, January 22, 2003 11:39 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

FREE^
^^^^^^^
^POET

Haiku # 25825, January 22, 2003 11:15 am ET

by R. of PT

XXXXX
POETXXX
XXXXX

Haiku # 25824, January 22, 2003 11:08 am ET

by R. of PT

BXAXX
XDXXPOX
XXEXT

Haiku # 25823, January 22, 2003 11:07 am ET

by R. of PT

But, less surprising,
one of those categories
is recurrent now

Haiku # 25822, January 22, 2003 11:05 am ET

by R. of PT

Been here for 2 months
nice to see I can discern
good from bad haiku

Haiku # 25821, January 22, 2003 11:03 am ET

by R. of PT

you must remember
that suicide is painless
when life gets too tough

Haiku # 25820, January 22, 2003 7:51 am ET

by tyler durden wanna be of liverpool

the queen is their slave
but isn't that what she wants?
slave who rules the free

Haiku # 25819, January 22, 2003 7:50 am ET

by tyler durden wanna be of Liverpool

we work all our lives
to buy things we do not need
you're a television slave

Haiku # 25818, January 22, 2003 7:48 am ET

by tyler durden wanna be of Liverpool

worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave

Haiku # 25817, January 22, 2003 7:48 am ET

by tyler durden wanna be of Liverpool

PEF cometh
But doth glory await me
No, probably not

Haiku # 25816, January 22, 2003 6:03 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

off T.V. light glows
your minds channelled like sheep herds...
I look back at you

transparent eyes
flickering with the tube...
it smells like plastic.

Haiku # 25815, January 22, 2003 12:14 am ET

by ComiCat of click click

i'm not the author
of 2-5-7-8-5
but i must agree

Haiku # 25814, January 21, 2003 10:56 pm ET

by ash

ghostly prom-night film
blood bath on the stage front floor
who wore the white dress?

Haiku # 25813, January 21, 2003 8:25 pm ET

by moxiebean of out there

one in a million
talk about a free penny
copper Lincoln head

Haiku # 25812, January 21, 2003 8:21 pm ET

by moxiebean of out there

But be wary, child
For he shall try to sway you
Let him shout his name

Haiku # 25811, January 21, 2003 6:53 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

He who harbours sin
Doth not see as you or I
He is but a shade

Haiku # 25810, January 21, 2003 6:52 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

seriously...FUCK OFF MOXIE!

Haiku # 25809, January 21, 2003 6:47 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Someone please shoot me
I tried to say something deep
But look what happened!

Haiku # 25808, January 21, 2003 6:20 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

You must look beneath
The influence of TV
And speak your feelings

Haiku # 25807, January 21, 2003 6:19 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

Who you really are
Is not necessarily
Dirty and impure

Haiku # 25806, January 21, 2003 6:18 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

yes to compassion
yes to love and selfless acts
but own your shadow

Haiku # 25805, January 21, 2003 6:05 pm ET

by scotch

impure thoughts are strong
they are who you truly are
not who you should be

Haiku # 25804, January 21, 2003 6:02 pm ET

by scotch of go read "meeting the shadow"

Impure thoughts are weak
They are not free from evil
And delight in such

Haiku # 25803, January 21, 2003 5:56 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

Seven is evil
See how it became a twelve
By stealing that line

Haiku # 25802, January 21, 2003 5:56 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

Maybe that should read
Kill thousands of arabs
For his enjoyment

Haiku # 25801, January 21, 2003 5:55 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

my thoughts are not clean
nor do i wish them to be
they are just my thoughts

Haiku # 25800, January 21, 2003 5:54 pm ET

by scotch

But are you for Bush
In attacking Iraq to get
Saddam Hussein killed

Haiku # 25799, January 21, 2003 5:54 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

If there is no God
Blasphemy is still really Unnecessary

Haiku # 25798, January 21, 2003 5:52 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

But sanitised speech
Is not necessary when your
Thoughts and tongue are clean

Haiku # 25797, January 21, 2003 5:51 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

Sorry about that
I was just taking the piss
It was amusing

Haiku # 25796, January 21, 2003 5:49 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

it's sanitized speech
that lets us kill civilians
oops..."collateral"

Haiku # 25795, January 21, 2003 5:44 pm ET

by scotch of for the record, american and bush is not my president

what a bizarre twit!
i am against censorship
not for everything

Haiku # 25794, January 21, 2003 5:30 pm ET

by scotch

It seems you'd like that
In your eyes it's ethical
In my eyes it's not

Haiku # 25793, January 21, 2003 5:27 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

Do you kill your pets?
And do you rape your siblings?
Is your daughter sis?

Haiku # 25792, January 21, 2003 5:26 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

Your grandmother? Strange
Is she then a murderer?
Did daddy rape her?

Haiku # 25791, January 21, 2003 5:25 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

Lets kill some arabs!
It will make the world better
Or maybe you're wrong

Haiku # 25790, January 21, 2003 5:23 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

The beauty of life
A new child is born today
An abusive git?

Haiku # 25789, January 21, 2003 5:22 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

Leaves of such colour
As a blanket on the ground
An abusive git

Haiku # 25788, January 21, 2003 5:22 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

As the sun rises
On a beautiful new dawn
An abusive git

Haiku # 25787, January 21, 2003 5:21 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

If we stopped swearing
As a whole world then maybe
We would stop killing

Haiku # 25786, January 21, 2003 5:19 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

ok that's it, I quit
I think we've a sick-o here
yup, I'm sure of it

Haiku # 25785, January 21, 2003 5:07 pm ET

by ash

you won't stop killing
by washing our mouths with soap
grandma has a cock

Haiku # 25784, January 21, 2003 5:04 pm ET

by scotch

bacteria do,
in fact, exchange dna
call it what you will

Haiku # 25783, January 21, 2003 4:54 pm ET

by scotch

Do you get a prize
If you murder somebody?
No - you go to gaol

Haiku # 25782, January 21, 2003 4:41 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

I do not murder
I do not rape or steal things
And this makes me wrong?

Haiku # 25781, January 21, 2003 4:31 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

So it's right to kill?
Oh are you american?
Well that explains it

Haiku # 25780, January 21, 2003 4:29 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

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