Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
Nudity is great
Love is a beautiful thing
Love and passion rule
Haiku # 25843 January 22, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Pornography is
Not a suitable name for
Nakedness at all
Haiku # 25842 January 22, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But the sinless ones
Were naked and they were proud
Clothing is thus sin
Haiku # 25841 January 22, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
read another book
nudity is natural
religion is not
Haiku # 25840 January 22, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by scotch
The christian faith
Preaches against nudity
Errr read the bible
Haiku # 25839 January 22, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I thought it funny
though I am not the author
not sheena's style
Haiku # 25838 January 22, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by ap
Nude Air...now can count
up to twenty-one silly
bulls...still too many
Haiku # 25837 January 22, 2003 3:08 pm ET
by onjaysun (hands, feet and lil' onjay)
25710 is CLEARLY not MINE
so whoever thought that was funny...
Haiku # 25836 January 22, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by sheena
one thing about it:
no terrorists on nude flights
listening, ashcroft?
Haiku # 25835 January 22, 2003 2:07 pm ET
by scotch
silver frosted cold
LOOKing for some warm escape
fingers turning blue
Haiku # 25834 January 22, 2003 1:48 pm ET
by oops
"now've seen everything"
first flight for nude passengers
(really friendly skies!)
Haiku # 25833 January 22, 2003 1:43 pm ET
by Boston gal lloking to book a flight spots this one
You say I need help?
The world is full of morons
Humankind needs help
Haiku # 25832 January 22, 2003 1:17 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
PISS off you wanker
Fucking hell get some help mate
before you go blind
Haiku # 25831 January 22, 2003 1:09 pm ET
by mellie
I can do that too:
P < E > F
/ P < E > F \
sehr PEF gut
Haiku # 25830 January 22, 2003 1:01 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I've named him before
He taught Moses PEF
And gave him designs
Haiku # 25829 January 22, 2003 12:56 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
And Moses went up
To the top of the mountain
Where he found a man
Haiku # 25828 January 22, 2003 12:55 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
PEF is gone
It was good while it lasted
But it starts again!
Haiku # 25827 January 22, 2003 12:16 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
The cold winds draw near
The trees have all lost their leaves
Ice takes the water
Haiku # 25826 January 22, 2003 11:39 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
FREE^
^^^^^^^
^POET
Haiku # 25825 January 22, 2003 11:15 am ET
by R. of PT
XXXXX
POETXXX
XXXXX
Haiku # 25824 January 22, 2003 11:08 am ET
by R. of PT
BXAXX
XDXXPOX
XXEXT
Haiku # 25823 January 22, 2003 11:07 am ET
by R. of PT
But, less surprising,
one of those categories
is recurrent now
Haiku # 25822 January 22, 2003 11:05 am ET
by R. of PT
Been here for 2 months
nice to see I can discern
good from bad haiku
Haiku # 25821 January 22, 2003 11:03 am ET
by R. of PT
you must remember
that suicide is painless
when life gets too tough
Haiku # 25820 January 22, 2003 7:51 am ET
by tyler durden wanna be of liverpool
the queen is their slave
but isn't that what she wants?
slave who rules the free
Haiku # 25819 January 22, 2003 7:50 am ET
by tyler durden wanna be of Liverpool
we work all our lives
to buy things we do not need
you're a television slave

Haiku # 25818 January 22, 2003 7:48 am ET
by tyler durden wanna be of Liverpool
worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave

Haiku # 25817 January 22, 2003 7:48 am ET
by tyler durden wanna be of Liverpool
PEF cometh
But doth glory await me
No, probably not
Haiku # 25816 January 22, 2003 6:03 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
off T.V. light glows
your minds channelled like sheep herds...
I look back at you


transparent eyes
flickering with the tube...
it smells like plastic.
Haiku # 25815 January 22, 2003 12:14 am ET
by ComiCat of click click
i'm not the author
of 2-5-7-8-5
but i must agree
Haiku # 25814 January 21, 2003 10:56 pm ET
by ash
ghostly prom-night film
blood bath on the stage front floor
who wore the white dress?
Haiku # 25813 January 21, 2003 8:25 pm ET
by moxiebean of out there
one in a million
talk about a free penny
copper Lincoln head
Haiku # 25812 January 21, 2003 8:21 pm ET
by moxiebean of out there
But be wary, child
For he shall try to sway you
Let him shout his name
Haiku # 25811 January 21, 2003 6:53 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
He who harbours sin
Doth not see as you or I
He is but a shade
Haiku # 25810 January 21, 2003 6:52 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
seriously...FUCK OFF MOXIE!
Haiku # 25809 January 21, 2003 6:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Someone please shoot me
I tried to say something deep
But look what happened!
Haiku # 25808 January 21, 2003 6:20 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
You must look beneath
The influence of TV
And speak your feelings
Haiku # 25807 January 21, 2003 6:19 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Who you really are
Is not necessarily
Dirty and impure
Haiku # 25806 January 21, 2003 6:18 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
yes to compassion
yes to love and selfless acts
but own your shadow
Haiku # 25805 January 21, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by scotch
impure thoughts are strong
they are who you truly are
not who you should be
Haiku # 25804 January 21, 2003 6:02 pm ET
by scotch of go read "meeting the shadow"
Impure thoughts are weak
They are not free from evil
And delight in such
Haiku # 25803 January 21, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Seven is evil
See how it became a twelve
By stealing that line
Haiku # 25802 January 21, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Maybe that should read
Kill thousands of arabs
For his enjoyment
Haiku # 25801 January 21, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
my thoughts are not clean
nor do i wish them to be
they are just my thoughts
Haiku # 25800 January 21, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by scotch
But are you for Bush
In attacking Iraq to get
Saddam Hussein killed
Haiku # 25799 January 21, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
If there is no God
Blasphemy is still really Unnecessary
Haiku # 25798 January 21, 2003 5:52 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But sanitised speech
Is not necessary when your
Thoughts and tongue are clean
Haiku # 25797 January 21, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Sorry about that
I was just taking the piss
It was amusing
Haiku # 25796 January 21, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
it's sanitized speech
that lets us kill civilians
oops..."collateral"
Haiku # 25795 January 21, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by scotch of for the record, american and bush is not my president
what a bizarre twit!
i am against censorship
not for everything
Haiku # 25794 January 21, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by scotch