Bad Haiku

Why call me Moxie?
I am not a beverage
Good for you I'd say

Haiku # 25868, January 23, 2003 2:27 pm ET

by A Student of learning, somthing you've obviously given up on

Hey Moxie! While you
are drinking, remember to
overdo it, PLEASE!

Haiku # 25867, January 23, 2003 2:11 pm ET

by k of alcohol poisoning is good for some!

Bush and Saddam should
duke it out under bleachers
after Woodshop II

Haiku # 25866, January 23, 2003 12:41 pm ET

by onjaysun (a Jon Stewart suggestion)

Now free from exams
I can now go out drinking
Quite excessively

Haiku # 25865, January 23, 2003 9:51 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

well something is shot
i dunno what it is mate
go find a hobby

Haiku # 25864, January 23, 2003 9:46 am ET

by mellie

your syntax is shot
go and find some good porn mate
and just do ya thang

Haiku # 25863, January 23, 2003 9:44 am ET

by mellie

Perfection of art
Everywhere that I may go
Fools may all mock this
Pornography rules
Evil is in everyone
Faith you hide under

Haiku # 25862, January 23, 2003 8:00 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

Some are creative
They may be opposed by fools
Dangerous they are

Haiku # 25861, January 23, 2003 7:56 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

All I see is wrong
Where are my hiking boots?
Here, I left them here
Oh, well forget that
Retribution for the fool
Eating hiking boots

Haiku # 25860, January 23, 2003 7:54 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

What has the fool done
Another haiku attack
No, this must stop soon
Killing is not bad?
Everything moral is wrong?
Really, shut up foo!

Haiku # 25859, January 23, 2003 7:52 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

blahblahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblah

Haiku # 25858, January 23, 2003 4:59 am ET

by A Student of Manchester of droning on and on

Seven is evil
It scourges my existence
It is bad to me

Haiku # 25857, January 23, 2003 4:01 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

The bush is doing
Everything Osama B wants
He must be quite chuffed

Haiku # 25856, January 23, 2003 4:00 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

Where is Bin Laden?
Could he be in the white house
George makes him happy

Haiku # 25855, January 23, 2003 3:59 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

Yay I am abused!
By the one who cannot think
Yay do it again!

Haiku # 25854, January 23, 2003 3:57 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

got a headful of
thinking to do and no time...
go seek novelty.

Haiku # 25853, January 23, 2003 12:25 am ET

by ComiCat

ap:
thanks for noticing
(i don't care if you're amused)
that wasn't my style

Haiku # 25852, January 22, 2003 10:56 pm ET

by sheena@a friend's

where is bin laden ?
all those arabs are the same
bad luck then saddam

Haiku # 25851, January 22, 2003 10:23 pm ET

by ash

fuck off Student Asshole

Haiku # 25850, January 22, 2003 8:21 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

fuck off moxie

Haiku # 25849, January 22, 2003 8:20 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

fuck off moxie

Haiku # 25848, January 22, 2003 8:20 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

fuck off moxie

Haiku # 25847, January 22, 2003 8:20 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

A postgrad told me
That I would emerge wiser
No dogs this time, though

Haiku # 25846, January 22, 2003 5:48 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

I do not like that
But I had to look to help
My development

Haiku # 25845, January 22, 2003 5:46 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

The meaning of life
Is reproduction and thus
Mankind lives for sex

Haiku # 25844, January 22, 2003 5:27 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

Nudity is great
Love is a beautiful thing
Love and passion rule

Haiku # 25843, January 22, 2003 5:27 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

Pornography is
Not a suitable name for
Nakedness at all

Haiku # 25842, January 22, 2003 5:25 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

But the sinless ones
Were naked and they were proud
Clothing is thus sin

Haiku # 25841, January 22, 2003 5:24 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

read another book
nudity is natural
religion is not

Haiku # 25840, January 22, 2003 5:03 pm ET

by scotch

The christian faith
Preaches against nudity
Errr read the bible

Haiku # 25839, January 22, 2003 4:51 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

I thought it funny
though I am not the author
not sheena's style

Haiku # 25838, January 22, 2003 4:02 pm ET

by ap

Nude Air...now can count
up to twenty-one silly
bulls...still too many

Haiku # 25837, January 22, 2003 3:08 pm ET

by onjaysun (hands, feet and lil' onjay)

25710 is CLEARLY not MINE
so whoever thought that was funny...

Haiku # 25836, January 22, 2003 2:32 pm ET

by sheena

one thing about it:
no terrorists on nude flights
listening, ashcroft?

Haiku # 25835, January 22, 2003 2:07 pm ET

by scotch

silver frosted cold
LOOKing for some warm escape
fingers turning blue

Haiku # 25834, January 22, 2003 1:48 pm ET

by oops

"now've seen everything"
first flight for nude passengers
(really friendly skies!)

Haiku # 25833, January 22, 2003 1:43 pm ET

by Boston gal lloking to book a flight spots this one

You say I need help?
The world is full of morons
Humankind needs help

Haiku # 25832, January 22, 2003 1:17 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

PISS off you wanker
Fucking hell get some help mate
before you go blind

Haiku # 25831, January 22, 2003 1:09 pm ET

by mellie

I can do that too:
P < E > F
/ P < E > F \
sehr PEF gut

Haiku # 25830, January 22, 2003 1:01 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

I've named him before
He taught Moses PEF
And gave him designs

Haiku # 25829, January 22, 2003 12:56 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

And Moses went up
To the top of the mountain
Where he found a man

Haiku # 25828, January 22, 2003 12:55 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

PEF is gone
It was good while it lasted
But it starts again!

Haiku # 25827, January 22, 2003 12:16 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

The cold winds draw near
The trees have all lost their leaves
Ice takes the water

Haiku # 25826, January 22, 2003 11:39 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

FREE^
^^^^^^^
^POET

Haiku # 25825, January 22, 2003 11:15 am ET

by R. of PT

XXXXX
POETXXX
XXXXX

Haiku # 25824, January 22, 2003 11:08 am ET

by R. of PT

BXAXX
XDXXPOX
XXEXT

Haiku # 25823, January 22, 2003 11:07 am ET

by R. of PT

But, less surprising,
one of those categories
is recurrent now

Haiku # 25822, January 22, 2003 11:05 am ET

by R. of PT

Been here for 2 months
nice to see I can discern
good from bad haiku

Haiku # 25821, January 22, 2003 11:03 am ET

by R. of PT

you must remember
that suicide is painless
when life gets too tough

Haiku # 25820, January 22, 2003 7:51 am ET

by tyler durden wanna be of liverpool

the queen is their slave
but isn't that what she wants?
slave who rules the free

Haiku # 25819, January 22, 2003 7:50 am ET

by tyler durden wanna be of Liverpool

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