Albino snowman
No time to be creative
Change your phone message!

there were a few dogs
people confused them with hogs
on shoes they found logs

Ahhh.....the Ash man speaks true.
All this talk of sex and pooh
makes our haiku blue.

Denver dislikes bums
No money, scamming for beer
Bloody, caved in heads

You like the omelette?
I made it all by myself,
And with my own eggs.

Spiky horse chestnuts
Trodden into the path like
Little squashed hedgehogs.

when haiku was young
it was oft gentle and sweet
not genital sweat

Not really, Kat, were
you trying? I`d like to hear
something romantic.

Up to no good, as
usual. Do I make you
horny, Kimberly?

Hey, Kat. I see you
too. Are you being vulgar
and evil again?

Hello Kimberly,
I know where you are right now.
I see you typing.

Lady with soft breasts,
smooth and pale, I take the moist,
pink tunnel through you.

Bend me over your
knee and slide a vibrator
deep inside my ass.

The soft light on his
arm brings beauty to those dark
moles where long hairs grow.

Thunder Stork, I doubt
your head would fit up my ass.
Thanks for the offer.

Ben sat in the chair
I built, listening to my
Paul Simon records.

Its insomnia
All night at the computer
More dirty porn please

Whenever I dream,
it''s always of her soft hands
getting to know me.

He said it was love
when he put his hands on me.
I thought it was love.

When I was a child
My uncle used to touch me.
Should I tell a cop?

Not steeped...stewed,maybe
nastiness ''slike bouillabaisse
plain delicious

let me touch your thigh
and stick my head up your ass
i''ll do it real nice

Kimberly is fine
but the rest of you are sick,
steeped in nastiness.

Kathy was a flower
she smelled like the morning dew
she was a head queen

Silly Masochist
thats what they call me down south
balloons and bullwhips

schlechter haiku ohne bedeutung
welche bedeutung there was
never meaning to this
german words are just too long for bad haikus

You know that won`t work,
Smegma is indelible.
Learn to live with it.

Smegma discomfort?
Why not try new Smeg-Away?
Now in three flavors!

Welcome, Kimberley.
My aim is to make people
More smegma-aware.

shower sex, clean love
Sucking her big shiny breasts
Soap her body down

My flesh prickles at
your voice, shivering outward
like raw, plucked goose skin.

gently, my love, take
my hair in your fingers and
pull my lips to yours.

She`s a good girl, so
careful not to use the "L"
word. She`ll say "Hate," though.

Whip me, hurt me, ungh.
Yeah, like that. Harder, shove the
handle in my ass.

umbilical scar,
belly button, birth cable,
I lick the round hole.

When I was a child,
I fantasized about a
swinging leather belt.

Tall Paul sang me to
sleep last night, and I`m not sure
quite how to thank him.

Anal sex does not
count against a person&#/s worth
in a moral sense.

Scrunty Hardbody,
I didn''t think about the
smegma issue. Thanks.

Thunder Stork, are you
a masochist, or are you
just being silly.

She curves like a vase,
the beautiful Tiffany
with delicate hands.

swift first wipe, paper tears
poop under my fingernails
no one wants to shake

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
THIS SITE USED TO HAVE SOME CLASS
I WILL VOMIT NOW!

Walking through bamboo
The cute and furry panda
Stalks his human prey

The boy smiles, reaching
For some food as Panda jumps
and tears out his throat

Bloody and full the
Panda uses bamboo to
pick flesh from his teeth

It`s overrated:
Waking beside a loved one.
The problem`s smegma.

she did her paper
smoked another cigarette
and thought about love

MY PENIS IN HAND!!!
RUB IT...,STROKE IT...,MAKE ME CUM!!!
WHO HAS THE TISSUES????

Sit on my face please
Let me eat you yum yum yum
nothing beats your cum

Ahoy, fair maiden
i believe i am your man
my nuts need flogging

Submit to me or
I will whip you in the balls.
How would you like that?