Up to no good, as
usual. Do I make you
horny, Kimberly?
by Kat Krotch
Hey, Kat. I see you
too. Are you being vulgar
and evil again?
by Kimberly Sowell
Hello Kimberly,
I know where you are right now.
I see you typing.
by Kat Krotch
Lady with soft breasts,
smooth and pale, I take the moist,
pink tunnel through you.
by Kat Krotch
Bend me over your
knee and slide a vibrator
deep inside my ass.
by Kat Krotch
The soft light on his
arm brings beauty to those dark
moles where long hairs grow.
by Kimberly Sowell
Thunder Stork, I doubt
your head would fit up my ass.
Thanks for the offer.
by Kimberly Sowell
Ben sat in the chair
I built, listening to my
Paul Simon records.
by Kimberly Sowell
Its insomnia
All night at the computer
More dirty porn please
by HaiPoo
Whenever I dream,
it''s always of her soft hands
getting to know me.
by SHAGGYDOO
He said it was love
when he put his hands on me.
I thought it was love.
by Julie
When I was a child
My uncle used to touch me.
Should I tell a cop?
by Julie
Not steeped...stewed,maybe
nastiness ''slike bouillabaisse
plain delicious
by oldnasty
let me touch your thigh
and stick my head up your ass
i''ll do it real nice
by Thunder Stork
Kimberly is fine
but the rest of you are sick,
steeped in nastiness.
by Atomic Girl
Kathy was a flower
she smelled like the morning dew
she was a head queen
by Thunder Stork
Silly Masochist
thats what they call me down south
balloons and bullwhips
by Thunder Stork
schlechter haiku ohne bedeutung
welche bedeutung there was
never meaning to this
german words are just too long for bad haikus
by captain cangaroo of Berlin
You know that won`t work,
Smegma is indelible.
Learn to live with it.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Smegma discomfort?
Why not try new Smeg-Away?
Now in three flavors!
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Welcome, Kimberley.
My aim is to make people
More smegma-aware.
by Scrunty Hardbody
shower sex, clean love
Sucking her big shiny breasts
Soap her body down
by eroc
My flesh prickles at
your voice, shivering outward
like raw, plucked goose skin.
by Kimberly Sowell
gently, my love, take
my hair in your fingers and
pull my lips to yours.
by Kimberly Sowell
She`s a good girl, so
careful not to use the "L"
word. She`ll say "Hate," though.
by Kimberly Sowell
Whip me, hurt me, ungh.
Yeah, like that. Harder, shove the
handle in my ass.
by Kat Krotch
umbilical scar,
belly button, birth cable,
I lick the round hole.
by Kat Krotch
When I was a child,
I fantasized about a
swinging leather belt.
by Kat Krotch
Tall Paul sang me to
sleep last night, and I`m not sure
quite how to thank him.
by Kimberly Sowell
Anal sex does not
count against a person&#/s worth
in a moral sense.
by Anonymous Poet
Scrunty Hardbody,
I didn''t think about the
smegma issue. Thanks.
by Kimberly Sowell
Thunder Stork, are you
a masochist, or are you
just being silly.
by Kimberly Sowell
She curves like a vase,
the beautiful Tiffany
with delicate hands.
by Kimberly Sowell
swift first wipe, paper tears
poop under my fingernails
no one wants to shake
by CLAYTON HOUSER of big whiskey
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
THIS SITE USED TO HAVE SOME CLASS
I WILL VOMIT NOW!
by one pissed off fool of tree loving Humboldt, Kanada
Walking through bamboo
The cute and furry panda
Stalks his human prey
The boy smiles, reaching
For some food as Panda jumps
and tears out his throat
Bloody and full the
Panda uses bamboo to
pick flesh from his teeth
by Loose Bruce
It`s overrated:
Waking beside a loved one.
The problem`s smegma.
by Scrunty Hardbody
she did her paper
smoked another cigarette
and thought about love
by angel
MY PENIS IN HAND!!!
RUB IT...,STROKE IT...,MAKE ME CUM!!!
WHO HAS THE TISSUES????
by FIRE RED JAKE
Sit on my face please
Let me eat you yum yum yum
nothing beats your cum
by BALLS
Ahoy, fair maiden
i believe i am your man
my nuts need flogging
by Thunder Stork
Submit to me or
I will whip you in the balls.
How would you like that?
by Kimberly Sowell
I like a bare box
Keep that pubic hair away
Eat it all day long
by HaiPoo
Y2K, MY ASS!!!!
We better stockpile food!!
YOU STUPID RETARDS!!
by BILLYBOY
Crazy cybersex
with two hot lesbians, yum
dispair... they were men
by Kackarott
Atlanta got hit
Lets go Atlanta Rally!!!!!
Big Hairy Red Bush
by BILLYBOY
Homer J. Simpson
He is Barney''s best buddy
Will he drink with me?
by HaiPoo
The Yankees suck dick
Derek Jeter is a queer
The Red Sox were hosed
by HaiPoo
Yankees, Yankees, suck!!!
We got robbed by umpires.
Die you bastards Die!!
by BILLYBOY
based on a true story
crashed my bike one time
my nuts got scabs and i cried
i was embarrased
by Kackarott
