Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 357 Days and 77342 Haiku later...

Hello Kimberly,
I know where you are right now.
I see you typing.
Haiku # 2467, October 26, 1999 11:53 pm ET
by Kat Krotch
Lady with soft breasts,
smooth and pale, I take the moist,
pink tunnel through you.
Haiku # 2466, October 26, 1999 11:47 pm ET
by Kat Krotch
Bend me over your
knee and slide a vibrator
deep inside my ass.
Haiku # 2465, October 26, 1999 11:38 pm ET
by Kat Krotch
The soft light on his
arm brings beauty to those dark
moles where long hairs grow.
Haiku # 2464, October 26, 1999 11:36 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Thunder Stork, I doubt
your head would fit up my ass.
Thanks for the offer.
Haiku # 2463, October 26, 1999 11:33 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Ben sat in the chair
I built, listening to my
Paul Simon records.
Haiku # 2462, October 26, 1999 11:26 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Its insomnia
All night at the computer
More dirty porn please
Haiku # 2461, October 26, 1999 7:50 pm ET
by HaiPoo
Whenever I dream,
it''s always of her soft hands
getting to know me.
Haiku # 2460, October 26, 1999 5:30 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
He said it was love
when he put his hands on me.
I thought it was love.
Haiku # 2459, October 26, 1999 5:27 pm ET
by Julie
When I was a child
My uncle used to touch me.
Should I tell a cop?
Haiku # 2458, October 26, 1999 5:25 pm ET
by Julie
Not steeped...stewed,maybe
nastiness ''slike bouillabaisse
plain delicious
Haiku # 2457, October 26, 1999 5:08 pm ET
by oldnasty
let me touch your thigh
and stick my head up your ass
i''ll do it real nice
Haiku # 2456, October 26, 1999 5:01 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Kimberly is fine
but the rest of you are sick,
steeped in nastiness.
Haiku # 2455, October 26, 1999 12:48 pm ET
by Atomic Girl
Kathy was a flower
she smelled like the morning dew
she was a head queen
Haiku # 2454, October 26, 1999 11:14 am ET
by Thunder Stork
Silly Masochist
thats what they call me down south
balloons and bullwhips
Haiku # 2453, October 26, 1999 11:12 am ET
by Thunder Stork
schlechter haiku ohne bedeutung
welche bedeutung there was
never meaning to this
german words are just too long for bad haikus
Haiku # 2452, October 26, 1999 11:06 am ET
by captain cangaroo of Berlin
You know that won`t work,
Smegma is indelible.
Learn to live with it.
Haiku # 2451, October 26, 1999 8:44 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Smegma discomfort?
Why not try new Smeg-Away?
Now in three flavors!
Haiku # 2450, October 26, 1999 7:01 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Welcome, Kimberley.
My aim is to make people
More smegma-aware.
Haiku # 2449, October 26, 1999 5:08 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
shower sex, clean love
Sucking her big shiny breasts
Soap her body down
Haiku # 2448, October 25, 1999 11:50 pm ET
by eroc
My flesh prickles at
your voice, shivering outward
like raw, plucked goose skin.
Haiku # 2447, October 25, 1999 11:23 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
gently, my love, take
my hair in your fingers and
pull my lips to yours.
Haiku # 2446, October 25, 1999 11:12 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
She`s a good girl, so
careful not to use the "L"
word. She`ll say "Hate," though.
Haiku # 2445, October 25, 1999 11:07 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Whip me, hurt me, ungh.
Yeah, like that. Harder, shove the
handle in my ass.
Haiku # 2444, October 25, 1999 8:09 pm ET
by Kat Krotch
umbilical scar,
belly button, birth cable,
I lick the round hole.
Haiku # 2443, October 25, 1999 8:02 pm ET
by Kat Krotch
When I was a child,
I fantasized about a
swinging leather belt.
Haiku # 2442, October 25, 1999 7:59 pm ET
by Kat Krotch
Tall Paul sang me to
sleep last night, and I`m not sure
quite how to thank him.
Haiku # 2441, October 25, 1999 7:48 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Anal sex does not
count against a person&#/s worth
in a moral sense.
Haiku # 2440, October 25, 1999 7:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Scrunty Hardbody,
I didn''t think about the
smegma issue. Thanks.
Haiku # 2439, October 25, 1999 4:22 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Thunder Stork, are you
a masochist, or are you
just being silly.
Haiku # 2438, October 25, 1999 4:17 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
She curves like a vase,
the beautiful Tiffany
with delicate hands.
Haiku # 2437, October 25, 1999 4:14 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
swift first wipe, paper tears
poop under my fingernails
no one wants to shake
Haiku # 2436, October 25, 1999 1:47 pm ET
by CLAYTON HOUSER of big whiskey
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
THIS SITE USED TO HAVE SOME CLASS
I WILL VOMIT NOW!
Haiku # 2435, October 25, 1999 1:42 pm ET
by one pissed off fool of tree loving Humboldt, Kanada
Walking through bamboo
The cute and furry panda
Stalks his human prey

The boy smiles, reaching
For some food as Panda jumps
and tears out his throat

Bloody and full the
Panda uses bamboo to
pick flesh from his teeth
Haiku # 2434, October 25, 1999 7:27 am ET
by Loose Bruce
It`s overrated:
Waking beside a loved one.
The problem`s smegma.
Haiku # 2433, October 25, 1999 4:05 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
she did her paper
smoked another cigarette
and thought about love
Haiku # 2432, October 25, 1999 3:58 am ET
by angel
MY PENIS IN HAND!!!
RUB IT...,STROKE IT...,MAKE ME CUM!!!
WHO HAS THE TISSUES????
Haiku # 2431, October 25, 1999 1:40 am ET
by FIRE RED JAKE
Sit on my face please
Let me eat you yum yum yum
nothing beats your cum
Haiku # 2430, October 25, 1999 1:33 am ET
by BALLS
Ahoy, fair maiden
i believe i am your man
my nuts need flogging
Haiku # 2429, October 25, 1999 12:11 am ET
by Thunder Stork
Submit to me or
I will whip you in the balls.
How would you like that?
Haiku # 2428, October 24, 1999 11:15 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
I like a bare box
Keep that pubic hair away
Eat it all day long
Haiku # 2427, October 24, 1999 8:32 pm ET
by HaiPoo
Y2K, MY ASS!!!!
We better stockpile food!!
YOU STUPID RETARDS!!
Haiku # 2426, October 24, 1999 6:59 pm ET
by BILLYBOY
Crazy cybersex
with two hot lesbians, yum
dispair... they were men
Haiku # 2425, October 24, 1999 6:55 pm ET
by Kackarott
Atlanta got hit
Lets go Atlanta Rally!!!!!
Big Hairy Red Bush
Haiku # 2424, October 24, 1999 6:54 pm ET
by BILLYBOY
Homer J. Simpson
He is Barney''s best buddy
Will he drink with me?
Haiku # 2423, October 24, 1999 6:52 pm ET
by HaiPoo
The Yankees suck dick
Derek Jeter is a queer
The Red Sox were hosed
Haiku # 2422, October 24, 1999 6:47 pm ET
by HaiPoo
Yankees, Yankees, suck!!!
We got robbed by umpires.
Die you bastards Die!!
Haiku # 2421, October 24, 1999 6:45 pm ET
by BILLYBOY
based on a true story

crashed my bike one time
my nuts got scabs and i cried
i was embarrased
Haiku # 2420, October 24, 1999 6:41 pm ET
by Kackarott
Big, fat, red-head, Jake
Loves dirty animal sex
Your pet is not safe
Haiku # 2419, October 24, 1999 6:41 pm ET
by HaiPoo of USA
Fat angel cant fly
his wings are covered in sweat
lay off the twinkies
Haiku # 2417, October 24, 1999 6:24 pm ET
by Kackarott
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