i love my sarong
but it's winter here right now
and my balls aren't brass
by ash
Maybe they have been
to Thailand or just want you
think they have been there?
by Anonymous Poet
Men in dresses here,
Harbingers of summer-time,
Baker Street coolies.
by Art-town denizen
last night's storyboard
a tropical explorer
without any cares
by ash
new autumn colors
are rustling in my mailbox
j. crew has arrived
"distant from the world"
that's what "telemundo" means
you missed the sunset
by scotch, to haiku challenger
It dies for a while
Then without any notice
It comes back again
by Janis
bad haiku is dead
there is nothing more to say
long live bad haiku!
by Anonymous Poet
a man in a dress
offering wine and wafers
it makes me wonder
by ash
sorry honey I was drunk
by Anonymous Poet
Why do I chase you?
You are way out of my reach
I think I'll stop now
by Amanda of Staunton, VA
Why I feel ignored
is way too complicated
Stupid guys hurt me
by Amanda of Staunton, VA
The pope is in town
Time to sell some Popesicles
And burn Pope-pourri
by Janis
wake up america
see the light
and make it right
uproot that Bush
by al gore of washington,d.c.
-=sighs=- Is it to late?
Why am I waiting so long?
I don't know, I'm dumb
by JD
Make observation
(half serious at its best)
Prepare for attack
by Janis
these superficial
desires are your road to
ruin, don't sell out for lust
by Anonymous Poet
fool, slave, pig-farm party-girl...
grow up
by Anonymous Poet
American
by Anonymous Poet
then move on to China, Korea, Taiwan, the middle east, and then really look closely at the American (fucked up) culture.... they are doomed
by Anonymous Poet
stop doing crack, and
for instance do a study
of African history
by Anonymous Poet
janis get your mind
out of the american
patriotic toilet
by Anonymous Poet
Oh ya then you're right,
China's the most powerful
Nation in the world
by Janis
but I think it is honey
by Anonymous Poet
Majority rules?
If so then the earth would be
Run by the Chinese
(.... it's not)
by Janis
translation challenge
change limerick to haiku
here's an example
Young man from Boston
bought Austin. Room for ass, gas
but balls eroaded
by echo
alas! woe is me!
clicked a link but got no page
no porn for Studboy :(
by studboy of Venice, CA
my escape is set
I'm off to join the bunnies
angoraophobic?
that was the old me
i'm hopping right into it
how are your toes ash?
by mellie
escape while you can
this site is a poison pill
with a candy shell
by Anonymous Poet
Sweaty on a deck,
where I found out about this
delicious web site.
by kAtiE
put your mouth on it
oh yeah - wait no argh argh wait
jesus christ your teeth
by Kackarott
Pizza guy pauses
my order interupted
the world is corrupt
by Betty LeBomb
for mox 21219
"It has always seemed absurd to suppose that a God would choose for his companions, during all eternity, the dear souls whose highest and only ambition is to obey." -- R.G. Ingersoll
by friend of bad haiku of here and now
hey don't drop the soap
you're not fully clean unless
you're zest fully clean
by cubby ralston
Fuck off moxie. and
take your burgeoning man-tits
and leave us in peace
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
by Anonymous Poet
SuCkLe At My TeAtS
i CaN gIvE yOu WhAt YoU nEed:
A mEnTaL mInD fUcK
by Anonymous Poet
it's getting sparse here
moxie always shakes things up
the chaos factor
by ap
he burns my poor brain
like contact dermatitis
but not on my skin
by ap
i thirst for moxie
no, not the cheap soft drink stuff
it's the real thing
by ap
whine, gripe, and complain
losing mindfullnes, quiet calm.
our cat doesn't care
by big nose of oceanside,ca
she doesn't fight fair!
I defend my point of view
she changes the rules
by big nose of oceanside,ca
George W. Bush
with his V.P. both crooks
dirty bush and dick
by big nose of oceanside,ca
Ted Williams is dead
Is cryogenics the key?
Fuck you, John-Henry!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
Herr Tommy, woman,
Wake up young blood, stop stalling,
instead, start running...
by Dr. Claw
I sit and seek a
place to submit my haiku
for publication
by Mr KNow-It-All-Yeah of NY
at last i am enthroned
train station cubicle
fully airconditioned
by jyb
You can't hear my screams.
I hide them behind my smile
Wrapped in my laughter.
by Anonymous Poet
what happened to k
i am concerned she's o k
she mentioned illness
by ap
big congrats to ash
though his wife did all the work
his was the best part
by ap
congratulations
he IS so cute his sister too
they'll keep you hopping
by mellie
