Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

big congrats to ash
though his wife did all the work
his was the best part
Haiku # 21266, July 11, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by ap
congratulations
he IS so cute his sister too
they'll keep you hopping
Haiku # 21265, July 11, 2002 4:32 pm ET
by mellie
happy birthday jack
you are quite small and bright red
and totally cute
Haiku # 21264, July 11, 2002 9:33 am ET
by ash
another baby
we know what causes that now
but we still do it
Haiku # 21263, July 11, 2002 9:31 am ET
by ash
We know you love him
You watch his "flaming" taunt pose
And get your jollies
Haiku # 21262, July 11, 2002 12:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey, what can i say?
Jin is a hot sexy man
... But I never looked
Haiku # 21261, July 11, 2002 12:32 am ET
by JD
Jin has a robot
He strips down to his skivvies
JD gets aroused
Haiku # 21260, July 11, 2002 12:28 am ET
by Da Jibsta
Jib is hairy gay
He likes men in pink outfits
Nothing wrong with that
Haiku # 21259, July 11, 2002 12:27 am ET
by JD
Mini eggs and butter popcorn
Call my cell phone, not my cat
God, Canada is the sucks.
Haiku # 21258, July 11, 2002 12:26 am ET
by Sora-chan
JD is teh crap
If he talks bad about me
I will squeeze his face!!
Haiku # 21257, July 11, 2002 12:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Glue is for dumb chumps
I went straight to crack, bastards
I have a bruised ass
Haiku # 21256, July 11, 2002 12:10 am ET
by JD
Blue and green monkeys
Fly screaming around my head
The glue melts my brain
Haiku # 21255, July 10, 2002 11:57 pm ET
by El Jibby
Angela is mine
For me to corrupt my way
I am Evil One
Haiku # 21254, July 10, 2002 3:12 pm ET
by Craig of Midwest
speaking for myself
i never heard that rumour
nor travelled that path
Haiku # 21253, July 10, 2002 7:38 am ET
by ash
My prize brown nipple
big and round like bologna
taken by knife's edge
Haiku # 21252, July 9, 2002 5:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
some of us on line
are united by lust and
boredom, need and want
Haiku # 21251, July 9, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Mox
Is the rumour true?
That Ash likes it up the ash?
Grandma's happy cock.
Haiku # 21250, July 9, 2002 3:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
brown nipples, and pink
nipples, blue nipples and black
nipples all are good.
Haiku # 21249, July 8, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by blue tit
Although I've never
HAD them - I bet Brown Nipples
are better than pink.
Haiku # 21248, July 8, 2002 4:54 pm ET
by Kackarott
My grandmother's teeth
False would pop out from coughing
It scared us shitless
Haiku # 21247, July 8, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by kackarott
Dreams of red wookie
Haunt your depraved little brain
It mocks your tight fist.
Haiku # 21246, July 8, 2002 4:44 pm ET
by Kackarott
I really don't care
sometimes when I'm really bored
I poke dogs with sticks
Haiku # 21245, July 8, 2002 11:17 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
it's a choice to come
here, but to deal with the self
ish hit and runs, one

has to experience
the tragedy in order
to understand it
Haiku # 21244, July 8, 2002 10:42 am ET
by Moxie
slash a back and call
it good, death is welcome, go
for it and all's well xxx
Haiku # 21243, July 8, 2002 10:24 am ET
by Mox
react, react...come
you lit out for the bitch, shum
rest assured, fog
Haiku # 21242, July 8, 2002 10:23 am ET
by Moxie
the the with the lit
and the rest assured, she said
I am green, go fly
Haiku # 21241, July 8, 2002 10:22 am ET
by Moxie
betty lelandmine
blew off a hand of mine
yankee doodle dandy
Haiku # 21240, July 8, 2002 2:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Shades of army green
peel away the fat and lean
leave the core obscene
Haiku # 21239, July 7, 2002 10:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I'm painting my nails
patriot shades of blue
to claw holes in you
Haiku # 21238, July 7, 2002 10:23 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
9/11...

see, it's different now
because you see how a hit
and run villian works

and only if you knew
Haiku # 21237, July 7, 2002 10:49 am ET
by Moxie
well, I'm full of holes
the big spiritual empty
spot, a giant sponge
Haiku # 21236, July 7, 2002 10:36 am ET
by Moxie
the danger is when
ego packs a wallop so
missed out on those who

Haiku # 21235, July 7, 2002 10:35 am ET
by Mox
self employed patient
fifty-seven days sick leave
show me the money
Haiku # 21234, July 7, 2002 8:49 am ET
by ash
after surgery
my award winning toe jam
outspreads all others
Haiku # 21233, July 7, 2002 8:16 am ET
by ash
oh foot fetishists
fat toes are waving to you
so beguilingly
Haiku # 21232, July 7, 2002 7:58 am ET
by ash
"interesting site" oh yeah,
revel in times when covert
really meant covert

your despicable
parents, enjoyed their consumer
goods while world was subdued

subdued 'anonymously' of course you american cunt
Haiku # 21231, July 7, 2002 2:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sheena the moth girl
is back, fuck off sheena, or
go fuck a mothman
Haiku # 21230, July 7, 2002 2:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
for site of int'rest
intelligence and dry wit
click this little link
my link
Haiku # 21229, July 6, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by sheena
janis, howya been?
although your presence is sensed
nice to see you "here."
Haiku # 21228, July 6, 2002 11:39 pm ET
by sheena
fuck off, anonym
take the easy road due left
quick, snotty remarks

none investigate
merely pontificate, sneer
cheap philosophies
Haiku # 21227, July 6, 2002 11:37 pm ET
by sheena
AP had it right
Moxie you are abysmal
get off of this site
Haiku # 21226, July 6, 2002 10:35 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo
the fourth is gone away
Wells' time machine would help
to live it again
Haiku # 21225, July 6, 2002 10:33 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo
now it falls to me
i must repopulate it
i think in haiku
Haiku # 21224, July 6, 2002 10:31 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo
at one time hundreds
now only a few a day
bad haiku dwindles
Haiku # 21223, July 6, 2002 10:30 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo
damn you moxie
you are worse than ever
fuck off please
Haiku # 21222, July 6, 2002 6:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
in fact, would anyone
notice the extra holes
in you or would you
just seem the same as you
do now?
Haiku # 21221, July 6, 2002 4:41 pm ET
by Moxie
yes, ap, I was very
pissed about the helicoper incident
but, it missed you

damn, but who would I have
to give me a hard time?
Haiku # 21220, July 6, 2002 4:40 pm ET
by Moxie
you need to be Christians someday
Haiku # 21219, July 6, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by Moxie
well, in the end all
is up to me, whether one takes
to heart, what those without

say
Haiku # 21218, July 6, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Moxie
i can't even ask
nobody controls this beast
then we all shall weep
Haiku # 21217, July 5, 2002 10:48 pm ET
by ap
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