Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Angela is mine
For me to corrupt my way
I am Evil One
Haiku # 21254, July 10, 2002 3:12 pm ET
by Craig of Midwest
speaking for myself
i never heard that rumour
nor travelled that path
Haiku # 21253, July 10, 2002 7:38 am ET
by ash
My prize brown nipple
big and round like bologna
taken by knife's edge
Haiku # 21252, July 9, 2002 5:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
some of us on line
are united by lust and
boredom, need and want
Haiku # 21251, July 9, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Mox
Is the rumour true?
That Ash likes it up the ash?
Grandma's happy cock.
Haiku # 21250, July 9, 2002 3:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
brown nipples, and pink
nipples, blue nipples and black
nipples all are good.
Haiku # 21249, July 8, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by blue tit
Although I've never
HAD them - I bet Brown Nipples
are better than pink.
Haiku # 21248, July 8, 2002 4:54 pm ET
by Kackarott
My grandmother's teeth
False would pop out from coughing
It scared us shitless
Haiku # 21247, July 8, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by kackarott
Dreams of red wookie
Haunt your depraved little brain
It mocks your tight fist.
Haiku # 21246, July 8, 2002 4:44 pm ET
by Kackarott
I really don't care
sometimes when I'm really bored
I poke dogs with sticks
Haiku # 21245, July 8, 2002 11:17 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
it's a choice to come
here, but to deal with the self
ish hit and runs, one

has to experience
the tragedy in order
to understand it
Haiku # 21244, July 8, 2002 10:42 am ET
by Moxie
slash a back and call
it good, death is welcome, go
for it and all's well xxx
Haiku # 21243, July 8, 2002 10:24 am ET
by Mox
react, react...come
you lit out for the bitch, shum
rest assured, fog
Haiku # 21242, July 8, 2002 10:23 am ET
by Moxie
the the with the lit
and the rest assured, she said
I am green, go fly
Haiku # 21241, July 8, 2002 10:22 am ET
by Moxie
betty lelandmine
blew off a hand of mine
yankee doodle dandy
Haiku # 21240, July 8, 2002 2:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Shades of army green
peel away the fat and lean
leave the core obscene
Haiku # 21239, July 7, 2002 10:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I'm painting my nails
patriot shades of blue
to claw holes in you
Haiku # 21238, July 7, 2002 10:23 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
9/11...

see, it's different now
because you see how a hit
and run villian works

and only if you knew
Haiku # 21237, July 7, 2002 10:49 am ET
by Moxie
well, I'm full of holes
the big spiritual empty
spot, a giant sponge
Haiku # 21236, July 7, 2002 10:36 am ET
by Moxie
the danger is when
ego packs a wallop so
missed out on those who

Haiku # 21235, July 7, 2002 10:35 am ET
by Mox
self employed patient
fifty-seven days sick leave
show me the money
Haiku # 21234, July 7, 2002 8:49 am ET
by ash
after surgery
my award winning toe jam
outspreads all others
Haiku # 21233, July 7, 2002 8:16 am ET
by ash
oh foot fetishists
fat toes are waving to you
so beguilingly
Haiku # 21232, July 7, 2002 7:58 am ET
by ash
"interesting site" oh yeah,
revel in times when covert
really meant covert

your despicable
parents, enjoyed their consumer
goods while world was subdued

subdued 'anonymously' of course you american cunt
Haiku # 21231, July 7, 2002 2:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sheena the moth girl
is back, fuck off sheena, or
go fuck a mothman
Haiku # 21230, July 7, 2002 2:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
for site of int'rest
intelligence and dry wit
click this little link
my link
Haiku # 21229, July 6, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by sheena
janis, howya been?
although your presence is sensed
nice to see you "here."
Haiku # 21228, July 6, 2002 11:39 pm ET
by sheena
fuck off, anonym
take the easy road due left
quick, snotty remarks

none investigate
merely pontificate, sneer
cheap philosophies
Haiku # 21227, July 6, 2002 11:37 pm ET
by sheena
AP had it right
Moxie you are abysmal
get off of this site
Haiku # 21226, July 6, 2002 10:35 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo
the fourth is gone away
Wells' time machine would help
to live it again
Haiku # 21225, July 6, 2002 10:33 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo
now it falls to me
i must repopulate it
i think in haiku
Haiku # 21224, July 6, 2002 10:31 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo
at one time hundreds
now only a few a day
bad haiku dwindles
Haiku # 21223, July 6, 2002 10:30 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo
damn you moxie
you are worse than ever
fuck off please
Haiku # 21222, July 6, 2002 6:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
in fact, would anyone
notice the extra holes
in you or would you
just seem the same as you
do now?
Haiku # 21221, July 6, 2002 4:41 pm ET
by Moxie
yes, ap, I was very
pissed about the helicoper incident
but, it missed you

damn, but who would I have
to give me a hard time?
Haiku # 21220, July 6, 2002 4:40 pm ET
by Moxie
you need to be Christians someday
Haiku # 21219, July 6, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by Moxie
well, in the end all
is up to me, whether one takes
to heart, what those without

say
Haiku # 21218, July 6, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Moxie
i can't even ask
nobody controls this beast
then we all shall weep
Haiku # 21217, July 5, 2002 10:48 pm ET
by ap
so its bad haiku
and worse foreign policy
who could forgive us
Haiku # 21216, July 5, 2002 10:43 pm ET
by ap
Did I remember
To send you that excel file?
Or did I forget.
Haiku # 21215, July 5, 2002 10:36 pm ET
by Janis (to ash)
The weekend creeps up
The heat has finally broken
The tomatoes grow
Haiku # 21214, July 5, 2002 10:35 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
bitter and twisted
or thoughtful entertainment
it's all bad haiku
Haiku # 21213, July 5, 2002 2:32 am ET
by ash
U.S. A. Land mines
Killing or maiming scores of
Children every day

Happy 4th you twits or murderous bastards
Haiku # 21212, July 5, 2002 1:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
U.S.A. Land mines
Killing or maim scorces of
Children each day

Happy 4th you twits or murderous bastards
Haiku # 21211, July 5, 2002 1:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
independence day
well done, rulers of the world
bad luck, dependents
Haiku # 21210, July 4, 2002 7:34 pm ET
by ash
eat shit, pig fucking
selfish, third-world destroying,
americanskis

oh...and fuck off moxie
Haiku # 21209, July 4, 2002 5:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Happy 4th Kyss...

and the rest of you

Happy 4th
Haiku # 21208, July 4, 2002 12:40 pm ET
by Mox
rumsfeld just like ike
before him, kindly faced
monster, evil deeds
Haiku # 21207, July 3, 2002 6:14 pm ET
by ghost of Patrice Lumumba
The sweltering heat
With the added bonus of
A garbageman strike
Haiku # 21206, July 3, 2002 5:25 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
wierd symptoms prevail
like silent ischemia
cardiac morass
Haiku # 21204, July 3, 2002 12:41 pm ET
by echo
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