Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

the the with the lit
and the rest assured, she said
I am green, go fly
Haiku # 21241, July 8, 2002 10:22 am ET
by Moxie
betty lelandmine
blew off a hand of mine
yankee doodle dandy
Haiku # 21240, July 8, 2002 2:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Shades of army green
peel away the fat and lean
leave the core obscene
Haiku # 21239, July 7, 2002 10:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I'm painting my nails
patriot shades of blue
to claw holes in you
Haiku # 21238, July 7, 2002 10:23 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
9/11...

see, it's different now
because you see how a hit
and run villian works

and only if you knew
Haiku # 21237, July 7, 2002 10:49 am ET
by Moxie
well, I'm full of holes
the big spiritual empty
spot, a giant sponge
Haiku # 21236, July 7, 2002 10:36 am ET
by Moxie
the danger is when
ego packs a wallop so
missed out on those who

Haiku # 21235, July 7, 2002 10:35 am ET
by Mox
self employed patient
fifty-seven days sick leave
show me the money
Haiku # 21234, July 7, 2002 8:49 am ET
by ash
after surgery
my award winning toe jam
outspreads all others
Haiku # 21233, July 7, 2002 8:16 am ET
by ash
oh foot fetishists
fat toes are waving to you
so beguilingly
Haiku # 21232, July 7, 2002 7:58 am ET
by ash
"interesting site" oh yeah,
revel in times when covert
really meant covert

your despicable
parents, enjoyed their consumer
goods while world was subdued

subdued 'anonymously' of course you american cunt
Haiku # 21231, July 7, 2002 2:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sheena the moth girl
is back, fuck off sheena, or
go fuck a mothman
Haiku # 21230, July 7, 2002 2:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
for site of int'rest
intelligence and dry wit
click this little link
my link
Haiku # 21229, July 6, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by sheena
janis, howya been?
although your presence is sensed
nice to see you "here."
Haiku # 21228, July 6, 2002 11:39 pm ET
by sheena
fuck off, anonym
take the easy road due left
quick, snotty remarks

none investigate
merely pontificate, sneer
cheap philosophies
Haiku # 21227, July 6, 2002 11:37 pm ET
by sheena
AP had it right
Moxie you are abysmal
get off of this site
Haiku # 21226, July 6, 2002 10:35 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo
the fourth is gone away
Wells' time machine would help
to live it again
Haiku # 21225, July 6, 2002 10:33 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo
now it falls to me
i must repopulate it
i think in haiku
Haiku # 21224, July 6, 2002 10:31 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo
at one time hundreds
now only a few a day
bad haiku dwindles
Haiku # 21223, July 6, 2002 10:30 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo
damn you moxie
you are worse than ever
fuck off please
Haiku # 21222, July 6, 2002 6:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
in fact, would anyone
notice the extra holes
in you or would you
just seem the same as you
do now?
Haiku # 21221, July 6, 2002 4:41 pm ET
by Moxie
yes, ap, I was very
pissed about the helicoper incident
but, it missed you

damn, but who would I have
to give me a hard time?
Haiku # 21220, July 6, 2002 4:40 pm ET
by Moxie
you need to be Christians someday
Haiku # 21219, July 6, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by Moxie
well, in the end all
is up to me, whether one takes
to heart, what those without

say
Haiku # 21218, July 6, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Moxie
i can't even ask
nobody controls this beast
then we all shall weep
Haiku # 21217, July 5, 2002 10:48 pm ET
by ap
so its bad haiku
and worse foreign policy
who could forgive us
Haiku # 21216, July 5, 2002 10:43 pm ET
by ap
Did I remember
To send you that excel file?
Or did I forget.
Haiku # 21215, July 5, 2002 10:36 pm ET
by Janis (to ash)
The weekend creeps up
The heat has finally broken
The tomatoes grow
Haiku # 21214, July 5, 2002 10:35 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
bitter and twisted
or thoughtful entertainment
it's all bad haiku
Haiku # 21213, July 5, 2002 2:32 am ET
by ash
U.S. A. Land mines
Killing or maiming scores of
Children every day

Happy 4th you twits or murderous bastards
Haiku # 21212, July 5, 2002 1:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
U.S.A. Land mines
Killing or maim scorces of
Children each day

Happy 4th you twits or murderous bastards
Haiku # 21211, July 5, 2002 1:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
independence day
well done, rulers of the world
bad luck, dependents
Haiku # 21210, July 4, 2002 7:34 pm ET
by ash
eat shit, pig fucking
selfish, third-world destroying,
americanskis

oh...and fuck off moxie
Haiku # 21209, July 4, 2002 5:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Happy 4th Kyss...

and the rest of you

Happy 4th
Haiku # 21208, July 4, 2002 12:40 pm ET
by Mox
rumsfeld just like ike
before him, kindly faced
monster, evil deeds
Haiku # 21207, July 3, 2002 6:14 pm ET
by ghost of Patrice Lumumba
The sweltering heat
With the added bonus of
A garbageman strike
Haiku # 21206, July 3, 2002 5:25 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
wierd symptoms prevail
like silent ischemia
cardiac morass
Haiku # 21204, July 3, 2002 12:41 pm ET
by echo
I have a heart
palpitation, and I'm not
sure if it's blockage
Haiku # 21203, July 2, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by Mox
The alien came here
Klatu barada nicto
He told his robot

He came to stop us
Our wars would be our undoing
The doctor helped
Haiku # 21202, July 1, 2002 10:08 pm ET
by Small Town Voodoo of A Small Town
new financial year
some old lies brought to account
with creative flair
Haiku # 21201, July 1, 2002 1:11 am ET
by ash
Where is Lauren's car?
Junkyard? No. Big rip in tire.
Dead car at Lydia's.
Haiku # 21200, June 29, 2002 10:46 pm ET
by Lauren of http://www.geocities.com/randomhaiku
I had 8 bottles
Maybe 9, you can't be sure
When you drink sake
Haiku # 21199, June 27, 2002 8:33 pm ET
by WyldKyss
My red wookie dead
Would have liked to use him more
Death from atrophy
Haiku # 21198, June 27, 2002 3:12 pm ET
by Kackarott
old men drive young men
to work late and wreck their their lives
and become old men
Haiku # 21197, June 26, 2002 6:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i wish i had sucked
but instead i used my bite
unfulfillingly
Haiku # 21196, June 26, 2002 2:21 am ET
by ash
everything sucks
Haiku # 21195, June 26, 2002 1:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my new filling broke
it seems that life is too hard
unlike dental work
Haiku # 21194, June 26, 2002 1:00 am ET
by ash
grandma has a cock
grandma has a cock
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 21193, June 25, 2002 9:53 pm ET
by grandma has a cock of grandma has a cock
It's Sake Fest Nite!
Rajiv will cover the tab
Isn't he just great?
Haiku # 21192, June 25, 2002 8:45 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Betty LeBomb is
The lamest person online
Rape and kill her Please



Haiku # 21191, June 25, 2002 8:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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