react, react...come
you lit out for the bitch, shum
rest assured, fog

the the with the lit
and the rest assured, she said
I am green, go fly

betty lelandmine
blew off a hand of mine
yankee doodle dandy

Shades of army green
peel away the fat and lean
leave the core obscene

I'm painting my nails
patriot shades of blue
to claw holes in you

9/11...

see, it's different now
because you see how a hit
and run villian works

and only if you knew

well, I'm full of holes
the big spiritual empty
spot, a giant sponge

the danger is when
ego packs a wallop so
missed out on those who

self employed patient
fifty-seven days sick leave
show me the money

after surgery
my award winning toe jam
outspreads all others

oh foot fetishists
fat toes are waving to you
so beguilingly

"interesting site" oh yeah,
revel in times when covert
really meant covert

your despicable
parents, enjoyed their consumer
goods while world was subdued

subdued 'anonymously' of course you american cunt

sheena the moth girl
is back, fuck off sheena, or
go fuck a mothman

for site of int'rest
intelligence and dry wit
click this little link
my link

janis, howya been?
although your presence is sensed
nice to see you "here."

fuck off, anonym
take the easy road due left
quick, snotty remarks

none investigate
merely pontificate, sneer
cheap philosophies

AP had it right
Moxie you are abysmal
get off of this site

the fourth is gone away
Wells' time machine would help
to live it again

now it falls to me
i must repopulate it
i think in haiku

at one time hundreds
now only a few a day
bad haiku dwindles

damn you moxie
you are worse than ever
fuck off please

in fact, would anyone
notice the extra holes
in you or would you
just seem the same as you
do now?

yes, ap, I was very
pissed about the helicoper incident
but, it missed you

damn, but who would I have
to give me a hard time?

you need to be Christians someday

well, in the end all
is up to me, whether one takes
to heart, what those without

say

i can't even ask
nobody controls this beast
then we all shall weep

so its bad haiku
and worse foreign policy
who could forgive us

Did I remember
To send you that excel file?
Or did I forget.

The weekend creeps up
The heat has finally broken
The tomatoes grow

bitter and twisted
or thoughtful entertainment
it's all bad haiku

U.S. A. Land mines
Killing or maiming scores of
Children every day

Happy 4th you twits or murderous bastards

U.S.A. Land mines
Killing or maim scorces of
Children each day

Happy 4th you twits or murderous bastards

independence day
well done, rulers of the world
bad luck, dependents

eat shit, pig fucking
selfish, third-world destroying,
americanskis

oh...and fuck off moxie

Happy 4th Kyss...

and the rest of you

Happy 4th

rumsfeld just like ike
before him, kindly faced
monster, evil deeds

The sweltering heat
With the added bonus of
A garbageman strike

wierd symptoms prevail
like silent ischemia
cardiac morass

I have a heart
palpitation, and I'm not
sure if it's blockage

The alien came here
Klatu barada nicto
He told his robot

He came to stop us
Our wars would be our undoing
The doctor helped

new financial year
some old lies brought to account
with creative flair

Where is Lauren's car?
Junkyard? No. Big rip in tire.
Dead car at Lydia's.

I had 8 bottles
Maybe 9, you can't be sure
When you drink sake

My red wookie dead
Would have liked to use him more
Death from atrophy

old men drive young men
to work late and wreck their their lives
and become old men

i wish i had sucked
but instead i used my bite
unfulfillingly

everything sucks

my new filling broke
it seems that life is too hard
unlike dental work

grandma has a cock
grandma has a cock
grandma has a cock

It's Sake Fest Nite!
Rajiv will cover the tab
Isn't he just great?