Hey, what can i say?
Jin is a hot sexy man
... But I never looked

Jin has a robot
He strips down to his skivvies
JD gets aroused

Jib is hairy gay
He likes men in pink outfits
Nothing wrong with that

Mini eggs and butter popcorn
Call my cell phone, not my cat
God, Canada is the sucks.

JD is teh crap
If he talks bad about me
I will squeeze his face!!

Glue is for dumb chumps
I went straight to crack, bastards
I have a bruised ass

Blue and green monkeys
Fly screaming around my head
The glue melts my brain

Angela is mine
For me to corrupt my way
I am Evil One

speaking for myself
i never heard that rumour
nor travelled that path

My prize brown nipple
big and round like bologna
taken by knife's edge

some of us on line
are united by lust and
boredom, need and want

Is the rumour true?
That Ash likes it up the ash?
Grandma's happy cock.

brown nipples, and pink
nipples, blue nipples and black
nipples all are good.

Although I've never
HAD them - I bet Brown Nipples
are better than pink.

My grandmother's teeth
False would pop out from coughing
It scared us shitless

Dreams of red wookie
Haunt your depraved little brain
It mocks your tight fist.

I really don't care
sometimes when I'm really bored
I poke dogs with sticks

it's a choice to come
here, but to deal with the self
ish hit and runs, one

has to experience
the tragedy in order
to understand it

slash a back and call
it good, death is welcome, go
for it and all's well xxx

react, react...come
you lit out for the bitch, shum
rest assured, fog

the the with the lit
and the rest assured, she said
I am green, go fly

betty lelandmine
blew off a hand of mine
yankee doodle dandy

Shades of army green
peel away the fat and lean
leave the core obscene

I'm painting my nails
patriot shades of blue
to claw holes in you

9/11...

see, it's different now
because you see how a hit
and run villian works

and only if you knew

well, I'm full of holes
the big spiritual empty
spot, a giant sponge

the danger is when
ego packs a wallop so
missed out on those who

self employed patient
fifty-seven days sick leave
show me the money

after surgery
my award winning toe jam
outspreads all others

oh foot fetishists
fat toes are waving to you
so beguilingly

"interesting site" oh yeah,
revel in times when covert
really meant covert

your despicable
parents, enjoyed their consumer
goods while world was subdued

subdued 'anonymously' of course you american cunt

sheena the moth girl
is back, fuck off sheena, or
go fuck a mothman

for site of int'rest
intelligence and dry wit
click this little link
my link

janis, howya been?
although your presence is sensed
nice to see you "here."

fuck off, anonym
take the easy road due left
quick, snotty remarks

none investigate
merely pontificate, sneer
cheap philosophies

AP had it right
Moxie you are abysmal
get off of this site

the fourth is gone away
Wells' time machine would help
to live it again

now it falls to me
i must repopulate it
i think in haiku

at one time hundreds
now only a few a day
bad haiku dwindles

damn you moxie
you are worse than ever
fuck off please

in fact, would anyone
notice the extra holes
in you or would you
just seem the same as you
do now?

yes, ap, I was very
pissed about the helicoper incident
but, it missed you

damn, but who would I have
to give me a hard time?

you need to be Christians someday

well, in the end all
is up to me, whether one takes
to heart, what those without

say

i can't even ask
nobody controls this beast
then we all shall weep

so its bad haiku
and worse foreign policy
who could forgive us

Did I remember
To send you that excel file?
Or did I forget.

The weekend creeps up
The heat has finally broken
The tomatoes grow

bitter and twisted
or thoughtful entertainment
it's all bad haiku

U.S. A. Land mines
Killing or maiming scores of
Children every day

Happy 4th you twits or murderous bastards