Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Oh ya then you're right,
China's the most powerful
Nation in the world
Haiku # 21294, July 20, 2002 12:32 pm ET
by Janis
but I think it is honey
Haiku # 21293, July 20, 2002 12:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Majority rules?
If so then the earth would be
Run by the Chinese

(.... it's not)
Haiku # 21292, July 19, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by Janis
translation challenge
change limerick to haiku
here's an example

Young man from Boston
bought Austin. Room for ass, gas
but balls eroaded
Haiku # 21291, July 19, 2002 7:42 am ET
by echo
alas! woe is me!
clicked a link but got no page
no porn for Studboy :(
Haiku # 21290, July 18, 2002 7:56 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
my escape is set
I'm off to join the bunnies
angoraophobic?

that was the old me
i'm hopping right into it
how are your toes ash?
Haiku # 21289, July 18, 2002 5:13 pm ET
by mellie
escape while you can
this site is a poison pill
with a candy shell
Haiku # 21288, July 18, 2002 1:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sweaty on a deck,
where I found out about this
delicious web site.
Haiku # 21287, July 18, 2002 8:28 am ET
by kAtiE
put your mouth on it
oh yeah - wait no argh argh wait
jesus christ your teeth
Haiku # 21286, July 16, 2002 2:33 pm ET
by Kackarott
Pizza guy pauses
my order interupted
the world is corrupt
Haiku # 21285, July 16, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
for mox 21219
"It has always seemed absurd to suppose that a God would choose for his companions, during all eternity, the dear souls whose highest and only ambition is to obey." -- R.G. Ingersoll

Haiku # 21283, July 15, 2002 10:55 pm ET
by friend of bad haiku of here and now
hey don't drop the soap
you're not fully clean unless
you're zest fully clean
Haiku # 21282, July 15, 2002 4:47 am ET
by cubby ralston
Fuck off moxie. and
take your burgeoning man-tits
and leave us in peace
Haiku # 21281, July 14, 2002 10:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 21280, July 14, 2002 10:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
SuCkLe At My TeAtS
i CaN gIvE yOu WhAt YoU nEed:
A mEnTaL mInD fUcK
Haiku # 21279, July 14, 2002 9:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's getting sparse here
moxie always shakes things up
the chaos factor
Haiku # 21278, July 13, 2002 5:18 pm ET
by ap
he burns my poor brain
like contact dermatitis
but not on my skin
Haiku # 21277, July 13, 2002 5:16 pm ET
by ap
i thirst for moxie
no, not the cheap soft drink stuff
it's the real thing
Haiku # 21276, July 13, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by ap
whine, gripe, and complain
losing mindfullnes, quiet calm.
our cat doesn't care
Haiku # 21275, July 13, 2002 1:18 am ET
by big nose of oceanside,ca
she doesn't fight fair!
I defend my point of view
she changes the rules
Haiku # 21274, July 13, 2002 1:13 am ET
by big nose of oceanside,ca
George W. Bush
with his V.P. both crooks
dirty bush and dick
Haiku # 21273, July 13, 2002 1:04 am ET
by big nose of oceanside,ca
Ted Williams is dead
Is cryogenics the key?
Fuck you, John-Henry!!!!
Haiku # 21272, July 12, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Herr Tommy, woman,
Wake up young blood, stop stalling,
instead, start running...
Haiku # 21271, July 12, 2002 2:00 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
I sit and seek a
place to submit my haiku
for publication
Haiku # 21270, July 12, 2002 11:43 am ET
by Mr KNow-It-All-Yeah of NY
at last i am enthroned
train station cubicle
fully airconditioned
Haiku # 21269, July 12, 2002 2:39 am ET
by jyb
You can't hear my screams.
I hide them behind my smile
Wrapped in my laughter.
Haiku # 21268, July 11, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what happened to k
i am concerned she's o k
she mentioned illness
Haiku # 21267, July 11, 2002 7:42 pm ET
by ap
big congrats to ash
though his wife did all the work
his was the best part
Haiku # 21266, July 11, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by ap
congratulations
he IS so cute his sister too
they'll keep you hopping
Haiku # 21265, July 11, 2002 4:32 pm ET
by mellie
happy birthday jack
you are quite small and bright red
and totally cute
Haiku # 21264, July 11, 2002 9:33 am ET
by ash
another baby
we know what causes that now
but we still do it
Haiku # 21263, July 11, 2002 9:31 am ET
by ash
We know you love him
You watch his "flaming" taunt pose
And get your jollies
Haiku # 21262, July 11, 2002 12:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey, what can i say?
Jin is a hot sexy man
... But I never looked
Haiku # 21261, July 11, 2002 12:32 am ET
by JD
Jin has a robot
He strips down to his skivvies
JD gets aroused
Haiku # 21260, July 11, 2002 12:28 am ET
by Da Jibsta
Jib is hairy gay
He likes men in pink outfits
Nothing wrong with that
Haiku # 21259, July 11, 2002 12:27 am ET
by JD
Mini eggs and butter popcorn
Call my cell phone, not my cat
God, Canada is the sucks.
Haiku # 21258, July 11, 2002 12:26 am ET
by Sora-chan
JD is teh crap
If he talks bad about me
I will squeeze his face!!
Haiku # 21257, July 11, 2002 12:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Glue is for dumb chumps
I went straight to crack, bastards
I have a bruised ass
Haiku # 21256, July 11, 2002 12:10 am ET
by JD
Blue and green monkeys
Fly screaming around my head
The glue melts my brain
Haiku # 21255, July 10, 2002 11:57 pm ET
by El Jibby
Angela is mine
For me to corrupt my way
I am Evil One
Haiku # 21254, July 10, 2002 3:12 pm ET
by Craig of Midwest
speaking for myself
i never heard that rumour
nor travelled that path
Haiku # 21253, July 10, 2002 7:38 am ET
by ash
My prize brown nipple
big and round like bologna
taken by knife's edge
Haiku # 21252, July 9, 2002 5:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
some of us on line
are united by lust and
boredom, need and want
Haiku # 21251, July 9, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Mox
Is the rumour true?
That Ash likes it up the ash?
Grandma's happy cock.
Haiku # 21250, July 9, 2002 3:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
brown nipples, and pink
nipples, blue nipples and black
nipples all are good.
Haiku # 21249, July 8, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by blue tit
Although I've never
HAD them - I bet Brown Nipples
are better than pink.
Haiku # 21248, July 8, 2002 4:54 pm ET
by Kackarott
My grandmother's teeth
False would pop out from coughing
It scared us shitless
Haiku # 21247, July 8, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by kackarott
Dreams of red wookie
Haunt your depraved little brain
It mocks your tight fist.
Haiku # 21246, July 8, 2002 4:44 pm ET
by Kackarott
I really don't care
sometimes when I'm really bored
I poke dogs with sticks
Haiku # 21245, July 8, 2002 11:17 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
it's a choice to come
here, but to deal with the self
ish hit and runs, one

has to experience
the tragedy in order
to understand it
Haiku # 21244, July 8, 2002 10:42 am ET
by Moxie
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