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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Fuck off moxie. and
take your burgeoning man-tits
and leave us in peace
Haiku # 21281 July 14, 2002 10:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 21280 July 14, 2002 10:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
SuCkLe At My TeAtS
i CaN gIvE yOu WhAt YoU nEed:
A mEnTaL mInD fUcK
Haiku # 21279 July 14, 2002 9:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's getting sparse here
moxie always shakes things up
the chaos factor
Haiku # 21278 July 13, 2002 5:18 pm ET
by ap
he burns my poor brain
like contact dermatitis
but not on my skin
Haiku # 21277 July 13, 2002 5:16 pm ET
by ap
i thirst for moxie
no, not the cheap soft drink stuff
it's the real thing
Haiku # 21276 July 13, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by ap
whine, gripe, and complain
losing mindfullnes, quiet calm.
our cat doesn't care
Haiku # 21275 July 13, 2002 1:18 am ET
by big nose of oceanside,ca
she doesn't fight fair!
I defend my point of view
she changes the rules
Haiku # 21274 July 13, 2002 1:13 am ET
by big nose of oceanside,ca
George W. Bush
with his V.P. both crooks
dirty bush and dick
Haiku # 21273 July 13, 2002 1:04 am ET
by big nose of oceanside,ca
Ted Williams is dead
Is cryogenics the key?
Fuck you, John-Henry!!!!
Haiku # 21272 July 12, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Herr Tommy, woman,
Wake up young blood, stop stalling,
instead, start running...
Haiku # 21271 July 12, 2002 2:00 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
I sit and seek a
place to submit my haiku
for publication
Haiku # 21270 July 12, 2002 11:43 am ET
by Mr KNow-It-All-Yeah of NY
at last i am enthroned
train station cubicle
fully airconditioned
Haiku # 21269 July 12, 2002 2:39 am ET
by jyb
You can't hear my screams.
I hide them behind my smile
Wrapped in my laughter.
Haiku # 21268 July 11, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what happened to k
i am concerned she's o k
she mentioned illness
Haiku # 21267 July 11, 2002 7:42 pm ET
by ap
big congrats to ash
though his wife did all the work
his was the best part
Haiku # 21266 July 11, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by ap
congratulations
he IS so cute his sister too
they'll keep you hopping
Haiku # 21265 July 11, 2002 4:32 pm ET
by mellie
happy birthday jack
you are quite small and bright red
and totally cute
Haiku # 21264 July 11, 2002 9:33 am ET
by ash
another baby
we know what causes that now
but we still do it
Haiku # 21263 July 11, 2002 9:31 am ET
by ash
We know you love him
You watch his "flaming" taunt pose
And get your jollies
Haiku # 21262 July 11, 2002 12:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey, what can i say?
Jin is a hot sexy man
... But I never looked
Haiku # 21261 July 11, 2002 12:32 am ET
by JD
Jin has a robot
He strips down to his skivvies
JD gets aroused
Haiku # 21260 July 11, 2002 12:28 am ET
by Da Jibsta
Jib is hairy gay
He likes men in pink outfits
Nothing wrong with that
Haiku # 21259 July 11, 2002 12:27 am ET
by JD
Mini eggs and butter popcorn
Call my cell phone, not my cat
God, Canada is the sucks.
Haiku # 21258 July 11, 2002 12:26 am ET
by Sora-chan
JD is teh crap
If he talks bad about me
I will squeeze his face!!
Haiku # 21257 July 11, 2002 12:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Glue is for dumb chumps
I went straight to crack, bastards
I have a bruised ass
Haiku # 21256 July 11, 2002 12:10 am ET
by JD
Blue and green monkeys
Fly screaming around my head
The glue melts my brain
Haiku # 21255 July 10, 2002 11:57 pm ET
by El Jibby
Angela is mine
For me to corrupt my way
I am Evil One
Haiku # 21254 July 10, 2002 3:12 pm ET
by Craig of Midwest
speaking for myself
i never heard that rumour
nor travelled that path
Haiku # 21253 July 10, 2002 7:38 am ET
by ash
My prize brown nipple
big and round like bologna
taken by knife's edge
Haiku # 21252 July 9, 2002 5:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
some of us on line
are united by lust and
boredom, need and want
Haiku # 21251 July 9, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Mox
Is the rumour true?
That Ash likes it up the ash?
Grandma's happy cock.
Haiku # 21250 July 9, 2002 3:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
brown nipples, and pink
nipples, blue nipples and black
nipples all are good.
Haiku # 21249 July 8, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by blue tit
Although I've never
HAD them - I bet Brown Nipples
are better than pink.
Haiku # 21248 July 8, 2002 4:54 pm ET
by Kackarott
My grandmother's teeth
False would pop out from coughing
It scared us shitless
Haiku # 21247 July 8, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by kackarott
Dreams of red wookie
Haunt your depraved little brain
It mocks your tight fist.
Haiku # 21246 July 8, 2002 4:44 pm ET
by Kackarott
I really don't care
sometimes when I'm really bored
I poke dogs with sticks
Haiku # 21245 July 8, 2002 11:17 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
it's a choice to come
here, but to deal with the self
ish hit and runs, one

has to experience
the tragedy in order
to understand it
Haiku # 21244 July 8, 2002 10:42 am ET
by Moxie
slash a back and call
it good, death is welcome, go
for it and all's well xxx
Haiku # 21243 July 8, 2002 10:24 am ET
by Mox
react, react...come
you lit out for the bitch, shum
rest assured, fog
Haiku # 21242 July 8, 2002 10:23 am ET
by Moxie
the the with the lit
and the rest assured, she said
I am green, go fly
Haiku # 21241 July 8, 2002 10:22 am ET
by Moxie
betty lelandmine
blew off a hand of mine
yankee doodle dandy
Haiku # 21240 July 8, 2002 2:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Shades of army green
peel away the fat and lean
leave the core obscene
Haiku # 21239 July 7, 2002 10:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I'm painting my nails
patriot shades of blue
to claw holes in you
Haiku # 21238 July 7, 2002 10:23 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
9/11...

see, it's different now
because you see how a hit
and run villian works

and only if you knew
Haiku # 21237 July 7, 2002 10:49 am ET
by Moxie
well, I'm full of holes
the big spiritual empty
spot, a giant sponge
Haiku # 21236 July 7, 2002 10:36 am ET
by Moxie
the danger is when
ego packs a wallop so
missed out on those who

Haiku # 21235 July 7, 2002 10:35 am ET
by Mox
self employed patient
fifty-seven days sick leave
show me the money
Haiku # 21234 July 7, 2002 8:49 am ET
by ash
after surgery
my award winning toe jam
outspreads all others
Haiku # 21233 July 7, 2002 8:16 am ET
by ash
oh foot fetishists
fat toes are waving to you
so beguilingly
Haiku # 21232 July 7, 2002 7:58 am ET
by ash