But I tell you this, man, I tell you this
I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames - Alright!
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Malkovich, Malkov-?
Malkovich, Malkovich, Mal-
Ah, yes, Malkovich...
by ComiCat of Jerzey
why taste the real blood
fear gives us plenty fluids
that taste like my heart
by ciax of to
bird with beautiful
thighs, ugly crow otherwise,
eye to eye, we pause
nevermore---
by bird lover
and on the t.v.
lexx (second and third series)
were entertaining
by ash
el duderino
that was one funny movie
the coens are cool
in my opinion
the works of robert altman
deserve applause too
by ash
I liked going in
John Malkovich's mind for the
rental fee, 3 bucks...
a deal for the life
of an avante, guard
by Moxie
ok, met a mashed kitten
skirmishing pc crowd swore soft
ho, foul matey, i yowl!
an anagram of
21331by scotch
voyeur, i vomit fame
i swill its ghostlike ebb
a meatiest plop!
(an anagram of the previous haiku, with help from www.wordsmith.org)
by scotch
My favourite movie
Is still The Big Lebowski
It appeals to me
by Janis
well, it would be odd
to pray against monopoly
but that I shall do...
by Moxie
to glue bone to bone
now that's what i'd call useful
if somewhat too late
by ash
that was funny :P
hmm, canadian nirvana
a bit of snow, add Mike myers
yeah baby, liberation in the
great white north?
of aroostook county
by Moxie
Speaking of gluing
Here is a nice handy guide
For what sticks to what
by Janis
actually I won't
being broken, trying to
break others, into self
glued back together
forgotten and begotten
by Moxie
I shall break you, ap...
by Moxie
reacting to the
old scapegoat , the thing kicks back
and takes the sinners
with him, over the cliff edge
by Moxie
the west is the best
jimmy forgot that earth is
an elliptoid
we are all the same
music television is
not quite right i guess
by dadam of west
crunching their wafers
slurping down the altar wine
pardon such manners
whilst far from perfect
by swallowing your story
all is forgiven
by ash
baby oh baby
you are the cutest thing known
but not your nappy
by ash
die mother fucker!
you fat bloated spaz in a
white dress, die! die! die!
by Anonymous Poet
the pope is a cunt!
this reflects badly on me,
my attitude sucks.
but towards women only...
by Anonymous Poet
fuck the fucking pope!
fuck the fucking pilgrim dudes!
fuck the fucking faith!
by eat shit "Rome"
thinking of someone
who looks like a tire-heap
makes me feel better....:)
by Anonymous Poet
i spit when i talk
i fart when i walk and i
like to eat burgers
michelin and mac do
chemistry made me plastic
everybody sees
fat boy slim is no
excuse i look like a heap
of tires, fuck you!
by mastahari of graz
underground london
beautiful girl caresses
my ass with her ass
i want to whisper
love me stanta pede but
i'm just a butthead
by mastahari of austria
batman and superman
saving the world together
two lonely heroes
schwarzenegger cool
stallone dumbest ass of all
jean-claude is the best
let us be heroes
we cannot save the world but
let us try harder
by mastahari of graz
HAIKU
HAIKU
HAIKU
by Anonymous Poet
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by ..... of .....
Don't make the mistake,
Of crossing swords with me, PRICK!
You will eat my hoof.
by Napol
Betty LeBomb is
The lamest person online
Rape and kill her Please
by Betty's Mom
mY mOm Is A wHoRe
My SiStEr Is A cUm SlUt
GrAnDmA's GoT a CoCk
by Anonymous Poet
yaawwwwwnnnnA
by Anonymous Poet
I'm so damn irish
that when I shower I cut
my soap with a knife
by Anonymous Poet
bongo bongo plotz
ting ting ting humpa humpa
big bam schlongo hai
by kin corn karn
you horny biznotch
get me ready for lovin
now suck on the rod
post-lubrication
I fuck you in the rectum
and damn is it good
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off you god damn
pope, you are fucking up the
telie schedule
by Anonymous Poet
perfidious fart
why why hast thou deserted me
pleasing aroma
by ap
sigh...fuck off moxie!
by Anonymous Poet
in a rush, limbaugh...
climb a hill, capricorn, man
but do what thou wilt?
by Moxie
k sarong, sarong,
and two sarongs do not make it right,
what will freeze will freeze.
by Anonymous Poet
Yes, Bad Haiku is
an aggregate of souls, who
form a floating world,
Individuals
Are lost, through accident or
Despair, one by one.
by Bad Haiku historian
i love my sarong
but it's winter here right now
and my balls aren't brass
by ash
Maybe they have been
to Thailand or just want you
think they have been there?
by Anonymous Poet
Men in dresses here,
Harbingers of summer-time,
Baker Street coolies.
by Art-town denizen
last night's storyboard
a tropical explorer
without any cares
by ash
