fuck the fucking pope!
fuck the fucking pilgrim dudes!
fuck the fucking faith!

thinking of someone
who looks like a tire-heap
makes me feel better....:)

i spit when i talk
i fart when i walk and i
like to eat burgers

michelin and mac do
chemistry made me plastic
everybody sees

fat boy slim is no
excuse i look like a heap
of tires, fuck you!

underground london
beautiful girl caresses
my ass with her ass

i want to whisper
love me stanta pede but
i'm just a butthead

batman and superman
saving the world together
two lonely heroes

schwarzenegger cool
stallone dumbest ass of all
jean-claude is the best

let us be heroes
we cannot save the world but
let us try harder

@

HAIKU
HAIKU
HAIKU

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Don't make the mistake,
Of crossing swords with me, PRICK!
You will eat my hoof.

Betty LeBomb is
The lamest person online
Rape and kill her Please

mY mOm Is A wHoRe
My SiStEr Is A cUm SlUt
GrAnDmA's GoT a CoCk

yaawwwwwnnnnA

yawn

I'm so damn irish
that when I shower I cut
my soap with a knife

bongo bongo plotz
ting ting ting humpa humpa
big bam schlongo hai

you horny biznotch
get me ready for lovin
now suck on the rod

post-lubrication
I fuck you in the rectum
and damn is it good

fuck off you god damn
pope, you are fucking up the
telie schedule

perfidious fart
why why hast thou deserted me
pleasing aroma

sigh...fuck off moxie!

in a rush, limbaugh...
climb a hill, capricorn, man
but do what thou wilt?

k sarong, sarong,
and two sarongs do not make it right,
what will freeze will freeze.

Yes, Bad Haiku is
an aggregate of souls, who
form a floating world,

Individuals
Are lost, through accident or
Despair, one by one.

i love my sarong
but it's winter here right now
and my balls aren't brass

Maybe they have been
to Thailand or just want you
think they have been there?

Men in dresses here,
Harbingers of summer-time,
Baker Street coolies.

last night's storyboard
a tropical explorer
without any cares

new autumn colors
are rustling in my mailbox
j. crew has arrived

"distant from the world"
that's what "telemundo" means
you missed the sunset

It dies for a while
Then without any notice
It comes back again

bad haiku is dead
there is nothing more to say
long live bad haiku!

a man in a dress
offering wine and wafers
it makes me wonder

sorry honey I was drunk

Why do I chase you?
You are way out of my reach
I think I'll stop now

Why I feel ignored
is way too complicated
Stupid guys hurt me

The pope is in town
Time to sell some Popesicles
And burn Pope-pourri

wake up america
see the light
and make it right
uproot that Bush

-=sighs=- Is it to late?
Why am I waiting so long?
I don't know, I'm dumb

Make observation
(half serious at its best)
Prepare for attack

these superficial
desires are your road to
ruin, don't sell out for lust

fool, slave, pig-farm party-girl...
grow up

American

then move on to China, Korea, Taiwan, the middle east, and then really look closely at the American (fucked up) culture.... they are doomed

stop doing crack, and
for instance do a study
of African history

janis get your mind
out of the american
patriotic toilet

Oh ya then you're right,
China's the most powerful
Nation in the world

but I think it is honey

Majority rules?
If so then the earth would be
Run by the Chinese

(.... it's not)

translation challenge
change limerick to haiku
here's an example

Young man from Boston
bought Austin. Room for ass, gas
but balls eroaded

alas! woe is me!
clicked a link but got no page
no porn for Studboy :(

my escape is set
I'm off to join the bunnies
angoraophobic?

that was the old me
i'm hopping right into it
how are your toes ash?