Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77458 Haiku later...

Men in dresses here,
Harbingers of summer-time,
Baker Street coolies.
Haiku # 21314, July 25, 2002 3:56 am ET
by Art-town denizen
last night's storyboard
a tropical explorer
without any cares
Haiku # 21313, July 24, 2002 9:47 pm ET
by ash
new autumn colors
are rustling in my mailbox
j. crew has arrived

"distant from the world"
that's what "telemundo" means
you missed the sunset
Haiku # 21312, July 24, 2002 2:44 pm ET
by scotch, to haiku challenger
It dies for a while
Then without any notice
It comes back again
Haiku # 21311, July 24, 2002 12:57 pm ET
by Janis
bad haiku is dead
there is nothing more to say
long live bad haiku!
Haiku # 21310, July 23, 2002 7:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a man in a dress
offering wine and wafers
it makes me wonder
Haiku # 21309, July 23, 2002 2:46 am ET
by ash
sorry honey I was drunk
Haiku # 21307, July 22, 2002 10:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why do I chase you?
You are way out of my reach
I think I'll stop now
Haiku # 21306, July 22, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Amanda of Staunton, VA
Why I feel ignored
is way too complicated
Stupid guys hurt me
Haiku # 21305, July 22, 2002 3:20 pm ET
by Amanda of Staunton, VA
The pope is in town
Time to sell some Popesicles
And burn Pope-pourri
Haiku # 21304, July 22, 2002 3:00 pm ET
by Janis
wake up america
see the light
and make it right
uproot that Bush
Haiku # 21303, July 21, 2002 8:47 pm ET
by al gore of washington,d.c.
-=sighs=- Is it to late?
Why am I waiting so long?
I don't know, I'm dumb
Haiku # 21302, July 21, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by JD
Make observation
(half serious at its best)
Prepare for attack
Haiku # 21301, July 21, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by Janis
these superficial
desires are your road to
ruin, don't sell out for lust
Haiku # 21300, July 21, 2002 6:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fool, slave, pig-farm party-girl...
grow up
Haiku # 21299, July 20, 2002 11:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
American
Haiku # 21298, July 20, 2002 11:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
then move on to China, Korea, Taiwan, the middle east, and then really look closely at the American (fucked up) culture.... they are doomed
Haiku # 21297, July 20, 2002 11:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
stop doing crack, and
for instance do a study
of African history

Haiku # 21296, July 20, 2002 11:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
janis get your mind
out of the american
patriotic toilet
Haiku # 21295, July 20, 2002 10:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh ya then you're right,
China's the most powerful
Nation in the world
Haiku # 21294, July 20, 2002 12:32 pm ET
by Janis
but I think it is honey
Haiku # 21293, July 20, 2002 12:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Majority rules?
If so then the earth would be
Run by the Chinese

(.... it's not)
Haiku # 21292, July 19, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by Janis
translation challenge
change limerick to haiku
here's an example

Young man from Boston
bought Austin. Room for ass, gas
but balls eroaded
Haiku # 21291, July 19, 2002 7:42 am ET
by echo
alas! woe is me!
clicked a link but got no page
no porn for Studboy :(
Haiku # 21290, July 18, 2002 7:56 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
my escape is set
I'm off to join the bunnies
angoraophobic?

that was the old me
i'm hopping right into it
how are your toes ash?
Haiku # 21289, July 18, 2002 5:13 pm ET
by mellie
escape while you can
this site is a poison pill
with a candy shell
Haiku # 21288, July 18, 2002 1:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sweaty on a deck,
where I found out about this
delicious web site.
Haiku # 21287, July 18, 2002 8:28 am ET
by kAtiE
put your mouth on it
oh yeah - wait no argh argh wait
jesus christ your teeth
Haiku # 21286, July 16, 2002 2:33 pm ET
by Kackarott
Pizza guy pauses
my order interupted
the world is corrupt
Haiku # 21285, July 16, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
for mox 21219
"It has always seemed absurd to suppose that a God would choose for his companions, during all eternity, the dear souls whose highest and only ambition is to obey." -- R.G. Ingersoll

Haiku # 21283, July 15, 2002 10:55 pm ET
by friend of bad haiku of here and now
hey don't drop the soap
you're not fully clean unless
you're zest fully clean
Haiku # 21282, July 15, 2002 4:47 am ET
by cubby ralston
Fuck off moxie. and
take your burgeoning man-tits
and leave us in peace
Haiku # 21281, July 14, 2002 10:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 21280, July 14, 2002 10:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
SuCkLe At My TeAtS
i CaN gIvE yOu WhAt YoU nEed:
A mEnTaL mInD fUcK
Haiku # 21279, July 14, 2002 9:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's getting sparse here
moxie always shakes things up
the chaos factor
Haiku # 21278, July 13, 2002 5:18 pm ET
by ap
he burns my poor brain
like contact dermatitis
but not on my skin
Haiku # 21277, July 13, 2002 5:16 pm ET
by ap
i thirst for moxie
no, not the cheap soft drink stuff
it's the real thing
Haiku # 21276, July 13, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by ap
whine, gripe, and complain
losing mindfullnes, quiet calm.
our cat doesn't care
Haiku # 21275, July 13, 2002 1:18 am ET
by big nose of oceanside,ca
she doesn't fight fair!
I defend my point of view
she changes the rules
Haiku # 21274, July 13, 2002 1:13 am ET
by big nose of oceanside,ca
George W. Bush
with his V.P. both crooks
dirty bush and dick
Haiku # 21273, July 13, 2002 1:04 am ET
by big nose of oceanside,ca
Ted Williams is dead
Is cryogenics the key?
Fuck you, John-Henry!!!!
Haiku # 21272, July 12, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Herr Tommy, woman,
Wake up young blood, stop stalling,
instead, start running...
Haiku # 21271, July 12, 2002 2:00 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
I sit and seek a
place to submit my haiku
for publication
Haiku # 21270, July 12, 2002 11:43 am ET
by Mr KNow-It-All-Yeah of NY
at last i am enthroned
train station cubicle
fully airconditioned
Haiku # 21269, July 12, 2002 2:39 am ET
by jyb
You can't hear my screams.
I hide them behind my smile
Wrapped in my laughter.
Haiku # 21268, July 11, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what happened to k
i am concerned she's o k
she mentioned illness
Haiku # 21267, July 11, 2002 7:42 pm ET
by ap
big congrats to ash
though his wife did all the work
his was the best part
Haiku # 21266, July 11, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by ap
congratulations
he IS so cute his sister too
they'll keep you hopping
Haiku # 21265, July 11, 2002 4:32 pm ET
by mellie
happy birthday jack
you are quite small and bright red
and totally cute
Haiku # 21264, July 11, 2002 9:33 am ET
by ash
another baby
we know what causes that now
but we still do it
Haiku # 21263, July 11, 2002 9:31 am ET
by ash
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