Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
I'm pro log cabins
hiding in the wilderness
apalacian way

taking lots of pics
stopping jotting posting stuff
nothing could be finer

chatanooga choo choo way
reaching the crossroads cruising
straight down the middle

Haiku # 21077 June 12, 2002 11:31 am ET
by mellie
well, how much per foot
is each word we cut to shape
our haiku houses?
Haiku # 21076 June 12, 2002 10:38 am ET
by Moxie
excess syllables
a thousand words per picture
as my foot would note
Haiku # 21075 June 12, 2002 8:35 am ET
by ash

.....moshi moshi

(an alliteration, AP)
Haiku # 21074 June 12, 2002 4:28 am ET
by ronin@#21069aintmine
yeah post it like k
if you can figure it out
if not, it's magic....................
Haiku # 21073 June 12, 2002 3:20 am ET
by k
take a picture ash
and post it like k does, with
haiku as footnote
Haiku # 21072 June 12, 2002 12:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my bones are undead
skinny leg with zombie foot
swollen beetroot toes
Haiku # 21071 June 11, 2002 10:23 pm ET
by ash
ronin you are deeply creepy
Haiku # 21070 June 11, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
http://www.babyphotoretouch.com/
Haiku # 21069 June 11, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by ronin....each dot is a baby, baby
we are in a pulsing
wave of cocoons, wrapped up
awaiting re-birth, untold millions
Haiku # 21068 June 11, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 21066 June 11, 2002 1:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
we walk on the dead
corpse powder a component
of the very earth...
Haiku # 21065 June 11, 2002 1:42 pm ET
by untold billions of dead
something oddly alien
comes to her an wraps her
in a silky cocoon

to await transformation
with others in a vast
chamber of rebirth
Haiku # 21064 June 11, 2002 12:51 pm ET
by Moxie
her mouth open now
drool glistening lips moist
sharp intakes of breath

hand brushes nipples
slides down her smooth belly now
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 21063 June 11, 2002 12:40 pm ET
by mellie
more like a cocoon
becoming human for the
first time, hypocritical

the nature of the race
is to see things through a glass
darkly, and not clearly
Haiku # 21062 June 11, 2002 11:25 am ET
by Moxie


he couldn
Haiku # 21061 June 11, 2002 9:40 am ET
by indiana>>stillthinking
yeah, fuck you too Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 21060 June 11, 2002 9:06 am ET
by ronin@cometothinkofitthat'sbetterthanpostingblanks

...."you okay," said scott
as he caressed her breasts
......nipples taut and wet

...meantime, worlds apart
a harried mox digs a grave
......looking for etchings

..(your move indy, mines:
...............Ne8)
Haiku # 21059 June 11, 2002 9:05 am ET
by ronin@thecontinuation....
She started planning
Every move would be perfect
A pained sigh escaped
Haiku # 21058 June 11, 2002 8:54 am ET
by jewel1//shehasgottohelpsomehow
One hundred million?
So many people were dead
All dead for money
Haiku # 21057 June 11, 2002 8:52 am ET
by jewel1\onehumdredmilliondollars?
She tried to picture
Who was that on the picture?
How many were dead?
Haiku # 21056 June 11, 2002 8:50 am ET
by jewel1\whatwasthatpictureagain?


a row of tombstones +++
engraved by a psychopath
yields a dark secret
Haiku # 21055 June 11, 2002 7:03 am ET
by indiana>>twotwistedshellsmakesaknot
fuck off to me too
Haiku # 21054 June 11, 2002 3:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off organic matter
Haiku # 21053 June 11, 2002 3:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off humans
Haiku # 21052 June 11, 2002 2:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off world
Haiku # 21051 June 11, 2002 2:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off ronin (dot-head)
Haiku # 21050 June 11, 2002 1:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

fuck off Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 21049 June 10, 2002 11:20 pm ET
by ronin
fuck off ronin
Haiku # 21048 June 10, 2002 10:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
an old shark takes him
by the leg and pulls him
down into heaven
Haiku # 21047 June 10, 2002 10:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

....and then she WOKE UP
"shit, mellie" she told herself
......"take it easy, babe"
Haiku # 21046 June 10, 2002 8:54 pm ET
by ronin@themoveisNe8
Poop deck is a mess
crow's nest unkempt, crew all drunk
Shiver me timbers
Haiku # 21045 June 10, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by Chowderhead
the ten of swords plunged
1000 spiritual
little deaths in me
Haiku # 21044 June 10, 2002 10:09 am ET
by Moxie
Her load was lifted
A dull pain holds steady
Tolerable now
Haiku # 21043 June 10, 2002 7:43 am ET
by jewel1\backtowhereweare
Loathing the dumb clocks
Sick to her stomach, fasting
The weight still heavy
Haiku # 21042 June 10, 2002 7:42 am ET
by jewel1\fb
She read lots of books
Chose a bizarre work schedule
Frisking away time
Haiku # 21041 June 10, 2002 7:39 am ET
by jewel1\fbstill
world cup soccer is
great, but I still can't fight off
intense depressions
Haiku # 21040 June 10, 2002 5:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet


the sounds he produced
broke the silence of the trees
as he made etches
Haiku # 21039 June 10, 2002 4:58 am ET
by indiana>>porfavorconjugarelverboetcheshermano

..........then he ran away
half-sobbing, half-laughing (?) in-
...........to the silhouette

.(into the dark and lonely comfort
...of the shades and the trees...)
Haiku # 21038 June 10, 2002 12:40 am ET
by ronin@theoffice


the weight of the world
made him inarticulate
no rhyme no reason
Haiku # 21037 June 9, 2002 9:00 pm ET
by indiana>>17gramsofgold
what if He is She?
and the one you reach for is
of this newer world?
Haiku # 21036 June 9, 2002 11:43 am ET
by Moxie
She looked for her Guide
Reading and searching for him
Clammy hands trembling
Haiku # 21035 June 9, 2002 8:59 am ET
by jewel1\fb
She offered her pain
More pain came, she was losing
Wanting to forget
Haiku # 21034 June 9, 2002 8:57 am ET
by jewel1\fb
The horror, the weight
She wonders how long it heals
She was tired of life
Haiku # 21033 June 9, 2002 8:55 am ET
by jewel1\fb

simple solution
by adding another line
balance is restored
Haiku # 21032 June 9, 2002 8:38 am ET
by ash

line near my haiku
no longer bisects my words
causing libran angst
Haiku # 21031 June 9, 2002 8:37 am ET
by ash
error messages
linux hates my winmodem
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 21030 June 9, 2002 8:35 am ET
by ash


she summoned her strength
to show him an old picture
of a child that was
Haiku # 21029 June 9, 2002 7:56 am ET
by indiana>>thepicsaregoodbutthemindneedstobefed

..."Damn!" His heart sinking,
his mind* groping for answers
.........and body reeling

.......from the utter shock
.....of her ever finding out
......that he mox still lives

(yes he has one, surprisingly)
Haiku # 21028 June 9, 2002 7:32 am ET
by ronin@thepaellawasokahem

.mox stood there standing*
his twisted face unbelieving
.there she was...she knew

......(literally, that is)
Haiku # 21027 June 9, 2002 7:19 am ET
by ronin@theweekendwasgreatwithyouguyskampaikompecheers