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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...

..."Damn!" His heart sinking,
his mind* groping for answers
.........and body reeling

.......from the utter shock
.....of her ever finding out
......that he mox still lives

(yes he has one, surprisingly)
Haiku # 21028 June 9, 2002 7:32 am ET
by ronin@thepaellawasokahem

.mox stood there standing*
his twisted face unbelieving
.there she was...she knew

......(literally, that is)
Haiku # 21027 June 9, 2002 7:19 am ET
by ronin@theweekendwasgreatwithyouguyskampaikompecheers
She was abandoned
made to believe he was dead
she needed to think
Haiku # 21026 June 9, 2002 7:10 am ET
by jewel1\rememberingthepast
she looked at him, dazed
the pain of many years back
tears threatens to fall
Haiku # 21025 June 9, 2002 7:07 am ET
by jewel1\pained2seeu
dribble, dribble but
good night's sleep achieved at last--
thanks adult diapers!
Haiku # 21024 June 8, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by http://michaelgates.blogspot.com
hungry, fervent eyes
searching, amusing prune found,
chewy lunch looms large
Haiku # 21023 June 8, 2002 6:38 pm ET
by Michael
dizzy, sheepish bride
snores noisily, moonlighting
groom eyes chambermaid
Haiku # 21022 June 8, 2002 6:33 pm ET
by Michael


On a moonlit night
mox beside the grave smoking
waiting for someone
Haiku # 21021 June 8, 2002 10:35 am ET
by indiana>>outofthegraveyard



red colored hourglass
conspicuously painted
on her underside
Haiku # 21020 June 8, 2002 10:29 am ET
by indiana

.......paltry intellect
is better than none at all
(gramma) ap has a cock

...(ap has no intellect)
Haiku # 21019 June 7, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by ronin@:)

she's really pissed off now
Haiku # 21018 June 7, 2002 9:10 pm ET
by ronin@lookwhatyoudidAnonymousPoet
so, ronin fears me.
with his paltry intellect,
he's no real match
Haiku # 21017 June 7, 2002 7:23 pm ET
by ap - Two "fuck offs"? The boy's upset!
isn't that moxie
in the red tutu? Jesus
loves you, little mox
Haiku # 21016 June 7, 2002 7:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Friday is pay day,
That wonderful day of cash!
Too bad, been done spent.
Haiku # 21015 June 7, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Toe stubbed in dark.
"Turn on the fucking LIGHT!"
Hid information.
Haiku # 21014 June 7, 2002 10:55 am ET
by Prometheus
Uplifting pictures.
Are Muhammad figurines
available too?
Haiku # 21013 June 7, 2002 8:47 am ET
by Chowderhead


Suffer the little
children, or maybe they have
a different take now
Haiku # 21012 June 7, 2002 4:28 am ET
by k of Isn't Jesus creepy?


Teaching little ones
how to dance, such young bodies....
I died for your sins!
Haiku # 21011 June 7, 2002 4:26 am ET
by k
Talk dirty to me
but not too dirty, and not
in front of the dog
Haiku # 21010 June 6, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Wha wha wha, whine whine
Get over yourselves, anon
and post more silly!

:)
Haiku # 21009 June 6, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by WyldKyss

FUCK OFF AP
Haiku # 21008 June 6, 2002 10:57 am ET
by ronin

.......afer the putting
it's back to my fave driver
.........numero: uno

..(ola transient/problemo
.............hombre)
Haiku # 21007 June 6, 2002 2:49 am ET
by ronin

...peptic ribaldry
indicates a penury
...of disputation
Haiku # 21006 June 6, 2002 2:43 am ET
by ronin@ahem



with little less greens
a short putt will make for par
for a safe recourse
Haiku # 21005 June 6, 2002 12:28 am ET
by indiana

.......the N wil move on
maybe forward? maybe NOT!
........a little more time

...........(fuck off ap)
Haiku # 21004 June 5, 2002 11:34 pm ET
by ronin@mebbe:Ne8


Haiku # 21003 June 5, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by indiana - yobroiguessitsyourmove
ronin or moxie
frankly, i prefer moxie
at least he can think
Haiku # 21002 June 5, 2002 9:35 pm ET
by ap
my new blue sooby
new aussie performance parts
god bless the corvettes
Haiku # 21001 June 5, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by ap

....be flamed but dont flame
just turn the other cheek* babe
......'cause jesus loves you

.(* - whatever, in a manner of
...............speaking)
Haiku # 21000 June 5, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by ronin@harharharnofurtherquestionsirestmycaseyourhonor

..tsk tsk tsk
a little harder
...i suppose
Haiku # 20999 June 5, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by ronin@hibrocomeandwatchashowforfree


images reflect
intriguing psychometrics
of web trapped spider
Haiku # 20998 June 5, 2002 7:12 pm ET
by indiana
I saw those statues
On Conan O Brian show
I laughed really hard.
Haiku # 20997 June 5, 2002 7:04 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Chicken Mushroom stuff
Ramen flavoring that I just found
The taste is quite stale.
Haiku # 20996 June 5, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Priest and Saint are fine
I will see Priest tonight, so
I will make him post
Haiku # 20995 June 5, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by Drophammer
hand inside hot pants
rub ah rub ah rub OH GOD
coming sweet jesus
Haiku # 20994 June 5, 2002 12:04 pm ET
by mellie
yeah drop I am
have you been in jail mate?
pray tell where's the priest?
Haiku # 20993 June 5, 2002 11:55 am ET
by mellie
fistful of warm flesh
my hand down your pants again
rub rub rub mmm bop
Haiku # 20992 June 5, 2002 11:33 am ET
by boobles the clown

she's gone maaad
Haiku # 20991 June 5, 2002 11:33 am ET
by ronin@lachikaLOCA

divide and conquer....
Haiku # 20990 June 5, 2002 11:32 am ET
by ronin@aintbiting
My intestines scream
Bloated like overripe fruit
They burst with stench-froth
Haiku # 20989 June 5, 2002 11:23 am ET
by Drophammer
Long absent, returned
I see Mellie is still here
Good to be back, yep.
Haiku # 20988 June 5, 2002 11:22 am ET
by Drophammer
utterly speechless
suffer the little children
like lambs to slaughter
Haiku # 20987 June 5, 2002 9:38 am ET
by mellie


Hoops with Jesus, it
ain't hard, just score one for God
America wins!
Haiku # 20986 June 5, 2002 4:55 am ET
by k


"Little Johnny, I'm
always here to help you hit
homeruns, Trust Jesus"
Haiku # 20985 June 5, 2002 4:53 am ET
by k


Football with the kids!
Father O'Leary always
told me it was fun!
Haiku # 20984 June 5, 2002 4:50 am ET
by k


Age: just a number
Plus I'm Jesus not just a
priest but a savior!

Goooooooaaaaaalllllllllll!


Haiku # 20983 June 5, 2002 4:47 am ET
by k of a sort of "hats off" to the 'abstinence makes the church grow fondlers' author as well as the world cup and whatever else
ah, the return of
bung daddy....you know there is
a point where this site

goes way beyond bad
haiku, and it becomes a
posting board for Bored......assholes
Haiku # 20982 June 5, 2002 4:31 am ET
by k
roggydoggie dog
logging on in a big fog
you need your own blog
Haiku # 20981 June 5, 2002 3:11 am ET
by ash of clang association football

she's gone maaad
Haiku # 20980 June 5, 2002 1:13 am ET
by ronin@lachikaLOCA


the heat of the sun
loosened the chaff from the grain
one fuels the fire

Haiku # 20979 June 5, 2002 12:04 am ET
by indiana