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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...


Hoops with Jesus, it
ain't hard, just score one for God
America wins!
Haiku # 20986 June 5, 2002 4:55 am ET
by k


"Little Johnny, I'm
always here to help you hit
homeruns, Trust Jesus"
Haiku # 20985 June 5, 2002 4:53 am ET
by k


Football with the kids!
Father O'Leary always
told me it was fun!
Haiku # 20984 June 5, 2002 4:50 am ET
by k


Age: just a number
Plus I'm Jesus not just a
priest but a savior!

Goooooooaaaaaalllllllllll!


Haiku # 20983 June 5, 2002 4:47 am ET
by k of a sort of "hats off" to the 'abstinence makes the church grow fondlers' author as well as the world cup and whatever else
ah, the return of
bung daddy....you know there is
a point where this site

goes way beyond bad
haiku, and it becomes a
posting board for Bored......assholes
Haiku # 20982 June 5, 2002 4:31 am ET
by k
roggydoggie dog
logging on in a big fog
you need your own blog
Haiku # 20981 June 5, 2002 3:11 am ET
by ash of clang association football

she's gone maaad
Haiku # 20980 June 5, 2002 1:13 am ET
by ronin@lachikaLOCA


the heat of the sun
loosened the chaff from the grain
one fuels the fire

Haiku # 20979 June 5, 2002 12:04 am ET
by indiana
The shit hit the fan
It blew back in her fat face
She can choke on it.
Haiku # 20978 June 4, 2002 10:39 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Where's my Unerwood?
computer illiterate
screen full of white-out
Haiku # 20977 June 4, 2002 2:32 pm ET
by transient
it makes me so bored
to read all these bathroom walls
jody is a slut
Haiku # 20976 June 4, 2002 1:07 pm ET
by roggydoggie
sorry about that
i was just going with
the flow
Haiku # 20975 June 4, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by roggydoggie
i am right
you are not
fuck off fuckers
i'd get laid if you
all weren't such fuckers
yeah!
Haiku # 20974 June 4, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by roggydoggie
i am a genius
everyone else is a fucked off
fucker
take that, world!
Haiku # 20973 June 4, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by roggydoggie
i am a genius
everyone else is a fucked off
fucker
take that, world!
Haiku # 20972 June 4, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by roggydoggie
i too can write fucking haiku fucking everybody else off
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
you you you you you
everyone else is a fuck
so go get fucked off
fucker
Haiku # 20971 June 4, 2002 1:00 pm ET
by roggydoggie
5,7,5,right?
syllables like summer rain
unaccountable
Haiku # 20970 June 4, 2002 11:11 am ET
by transient
Scorpio to Scorpio
are you hitting on me, Jerm?
it's like God damn highlander

"there can be only one"
only in the movies...
Haiku # 20969 June 4, 2002 10:24 am ET
by Moxie
Hi! What's on this plate?
Seeking meat and potatoes,
peels and rinds might do.
Haiku # 20968 June 4, 2002 8:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thanks for linking to
Adventure Gamer
we moved to
www.adventuregamers.com

(dang, one word too much! anyways I saw the link in 'any stuff' when i was googling, cool site)
Haiku # 20967 June 4, 2002 7:18 am ET
by Marek

.....i dream of cognac
its effervescence swirling
........into my palate
Haiku # 20966 June 4, 2002 6:07 am ET
by ronin@timetogohomefromwork
dreamed i was walking
bipedal locomotion
today's fantasy
Haiku # 20965 June 4, 2002 5:43 am ET
by ash
I ask but a dull,
dreamless sleep in my own bed
feeling no remorse
Haiku # 20964 June 4, 2002 3:53 am ET
by k
clear night in sf
i contemplate the tv
and sink into bliss
Haiku # 20963 June 4, 2002 3:16 am ET
by k
productive time out
letters to the editor
and freelance writing
Haiku # 20962 June 3, 2002 11:37 pm ET
by ash
productive time out
Haiku # 20961 June 3, 2002 11:36 pm ET
by ash

.....how profound moxie
a veltanschaung expressing
......simply nothingness
Haiku # 20960 June 3, 2002 8:18 pm ET
by ronin@8)himmellieyourboyfriendseemstobeontherescuenowthatsniceunlikesomepeoplewhoCANTappreciate
It's for this reason
I would like to forsake
the human race, to

be myself, alone
Haiku # 20959 June 3, 2002 7:03 pm ET
by Moxie
that's not nice ronin
just minding my own beeswax
I wish you'd fuck off
Haiku # 20958 June 3, 2002 1:22 pm ET
by mellie
I was in bad mood
When I vented on here, K
Thanks, tho, just the same
Haiku # 20957 June 3, 2002 11:16 am ET
by WyldKyss

fuck off mellie
Haiku # 20956 June 3, 2002 10:11 am ET
by ronin
internet finally
back up after 2 days of
broken dsl

seems like the well has
become more poisoned, sorry
bout your sis w'ldKyss!
Haiku # 20955 June 3, 2002 4:30 am ET
by k
I didn't expect,
a haiku pissing constest,
spring rain misty hills.

Haiku # 20954 June 3, 2002 3:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet


it must be the beer
or is it the memory
but e5 beckons!

Haiku # 20953 June 3, 2002 2:57 am ET
by indiana
I should check spelling
check submit enter go on
gotta piss off now
Haiku # 20952 June 2, 2002 10:54 pm ET
by mellie
I dont go with mox
I travell along okay
stop pissing me off
Haiku # 20951 June 2, 2002 10:51 pm ET
by mellie

....yes i did bait mox
i just wanted to see how
you get pissed off dude

(fuck off Asshole Prime)
Haiku # 20950 June 2, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by ronin@whydomellieandmoxiealwaysgotogether
moxie and ronin are the same asshole
Haiku # 20949 June 2, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
(LMAO)

if my head explodes
mail the bits and pieces
to Hell, RFD 666
Haiku # 20948 June 2, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by Moxie
oh well moxie mate
it takes lots to piss you off
for a while you did

maybe that should be
for a while we did do that
then you sprung a leak

drip drip drip drip drip
rain is pissing down tonight
forecast for the week
Haiku # 20947 June 2, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by mellie, wet and weak
I think a lot has
to do with moving on and
leaving others to themselves

God, you people are just as confusing as I am
to myself!
Haiku # 20945 June 2, 2002 1:29 pm ET
by Mox
listen, samurai
are better than acting angry
due to the chrysanthumum

and the sword

I cannot follow the alphabet soup language of
chess, and I am a nice guy, till someone pisses
me off
Haiku # 20944 June 2, 2002 1:26 pm ET
by Moxie

..........after all that you've
been fucking through you're still an
.........ass kisser mox dude

(pretending to be a nice guy here?)
Haiku # 20943 June 2, 2002 12:20 pm ET
by ronin@betruetoyourself

...what gives moxie dude
pretending to be you're not
......it's just a fun game

.(fuck off Anonymous Poet)
Haiku # 20942 June 2, 2002 12:16 pm ET
by ronin@you'restillanasskisser
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 20941 June 2, 2002 4:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

........pardon the butthead
so it was your king's knight then
............my move is c5

.............(AP is moxie)
Haiku # 20940 June 2, 2002 1:50 am ET
by ronin@myapologiestomoxforcomparinghimto"him"
...........IS IT....

...Andrew Poppycock?
Andrew Psychoanalyzed?
.....Andrew Pulaski*?

...(*-a Polish Prick, a
..Junior of the Second
..........mayber?)
Haiku # 20939 June 2, 2002 1:45 am ET
by ronin@nonahnotAssociatedPress
yeah ronin at least try not to be a jerk
Haiku # 20938 June 1, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yeah ronin at least try not to be a jerk
Haiku # 20937 June 1, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yesterday stressful
Last night was Bloody Maries
Now today is work
Haiku # 20936 June 1, 2002 3:09 pm ET
by WyldKyss