Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Thanks for linking to
Adventure Gamer
we moved to
www.adventuregamers.com

(dang, one word too much! anyways I saw the link in 'any stuff' when i was googling, cool site)
Haiku # 20967 June 4, 2002 7:18 am ET
by Marek

.....i dream of cognac
its effervescence swirling
........into my palate
Haiku # 20966 June 4, 2002 6:07 am ET
by ronin@timetogohomefromwork
dreamed i was walking
bipedal locomotion
today's fantasy
Haiku # 20965 June 4, 2002 5:43 am ET
by ash
I ask but a dull,
dreamless sleep in my own bed
feeling no remorse
Haiku # 20964 June 4, 2002 3:53 am ET
by k
clear night in sf
i contemplate the tv
and sink into bliss
Haiku # 20963 June 4, 2002 3:16 am ET
by k
productive time out
letters to the editor
and freelance writing
Haiku # 20962 June 3, 2002 11:37 pm ET
by ash
productive time out
Haiku # 20961 June 3, 2002 11:36 pm ET
by ash

.....how profound moxie
a veltanschaung expressing
......simply nothingness
Haiku # 20960 June 3, 2002 8:18 pm ET
by ronin@8)himmellieyourboyfriendseemstobeontherescuenowthatsniceunlikesomepeoplewhoCANTappreciate
It's for this reason
I would like to forsake
the human race, to

be myself, alone
Haiku # 20959 June 3, 2002 7:03 pm ET
by Moxie
that's not nice ronin
just minding my own beeswax
I wish you'd fuck off
Haiku # 20958 June 3, 2002 1:22 pm ET
by mellie
I was in bad mood
When I vented on here, K
Thanks, tho, just the same
Haiku # 20957 June 3, 2002 11:16 am ET
by WyldKyss

fuck off mellie
Haiku # 20956 June 3, 2002 10:11 am ET
by ronin
internet finally
back up after 2 days of
broken dsl

seems like the well has
become more poisoned, sorry
bout your sis w'ldKyss!
Haiku # 20955 June 3, 2002 4:30 am ET
by k
I didn't expect,
a haiku pissing constest,
spring rain misty hills.

Haiku # 20954 June 3, 2002 3:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet


it must be the beer
or is it the memory
but e5 beckons!

Haiku # 20953 June 3, 2002 2:57 am ET
by indiana
I should check spelling
check submit enter go on
gotta piss off now
Haiku # 20952 June 2, 2002 10:54 pm ET
by mellie
I dont go with mox
I travell along okay
stop pissing me off
Haiku # 20951 June 2, 2002 10:51 pm ET
by mellie

....yes i did bait mox
i just wanted to see how
you get pissed off dude

(fuck off Asshole Prime)
Haiku # 20950 June 2, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by ronin@whydomellieandmoxiealwaysgotogether
moxie and ronin are the same asshole
Haiku # 20949 June 2, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
(LMAO)

if my head explodes
mail the bits and pieces
to Hell, RFD 666
Haiku # 20948 June 2, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by Moxie
oh well moxie mate
it takes lots to piss you off
for a while you did

maybe that should be
for a while we did do that
then you sprung a leak

drip drip drip drip drip
rain is pissing down tonight
forecast for the week
Haiku # 20947 June 2, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by mellie, wet and weak
I think a lot has
to do with moving on and
leaving others to themselves

God, you people are just as confusing as I am
to myself!
Haiku # 20945 June 2, 2002 1:29 pm ET
by Mox
listen, samurai
are better than acting angry
due to the chrysanthumum

and the sword

I cannot follow the alphabet soup language of
chess, and I am a nice guy, till someone pisses
me off
Haiku # 20944 June 2, 2002 1:26 pm ET
by Moxie

..........after all that you've
been fucking through you're still an
.........ass kisser mox dude

(pretending to be a nice guy here?)
Haiku # 20943 June 2, 2002 12:20 pm ET
by ronin@betruetoyourself

...what gives moxie dude
pretending to be you're not
......it's just a fun game

.(fuck off Anonymous Poet)
Haiku # 20942 June 2, 2002 12:16 pm ET
by ronin@you'restillanasskisser
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 20941 June 2, 2002 4:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

........pardon the butthead
so it was your king's knight then
............my move is c5

.............(AP is moxie)
Haiku # 20940 June 2, 2002 1:50 am ET
by ronin@myapologiestomoxforcomparinghimto"him"
...........IS IT....

...Andrew Poppycock?
Andrew Psychoanalyzed?
.....Andrew Pulaski*?

...(*-a Polish Prick, a
..Junior of the Second
..........mayber?)
Haiku # 20939 June 2, 2002 1:45 am ET
by ronin@nonahnotAssociatedPress
yeah ronin at least try not to be a jerk
Haiku # 20938 June 1, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yeah ronin at least try not to be a jerk
Haiku # 20937 June 1, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yesterday stressful
Last night was Bloody Maries
Now today is work
Haiku # 20936 June 1, 2002 3:09 pm ET
by WyldKyss
fuck off ronin
Haiku # 20935 June 1, 2002 12:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jubilee parade,
Hell
Haiku # 20934 June 1, 2002 11:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
its time for the codes
to unlock the mystery
of the mixed-up knight

e4 e5/Nf3 Nc6/Bb5 Be7 /Nc3 Nf6/O-O d6
d4 Bd7/Bxc6 Bxc6/Qe2 exd4/Nxd4 O-O
Nxc6 bxc6/Rd1
Haiku # 20933 June 1, 2002 1:23 am ET
by indiana
babies are swimming
in my chicken noodle soup.
they will be tasty!
Haiku # 20932 June 1, 2002 12:54 am ET
by lizzle of brooklyn
kev has just showered.
he doesn't smell anymore.
he misses his dirt
Haiku # 20931 June 1, 2002 12:53 am ET
by lizzle of brooklyn

k is your sister?
Haiku # 20930 June 1, 2002 12:40 am ET
by ronin@andyourejanis?illneverfigurethisout

....you mean it was the
other knight that did in my
.king's pawn and bishop?

.(anyway, my move is c5)
Haiku # 20929 June 1, 2002 12:31 am ET
by ronin@broletmegetaboardmymemory'sfailing

...............but indiana
.didnt you use that knight to take
........my queen's bishop at

c6?

(remember hoofbeats from afar?)
Haiku # 20928 June 1, 2002 12:25 am ET
by ronin@


it must be the trill
of the songbird from afar
that draws the worm out
Haiku # 20927 May 31, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by indiana
so very sorry for you all

Haiku # 20926 May 31, 2002 6:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Wild with rage now
This is no laughing matter
My sister was raped.
Haiku # 20925 May 31, 2002 4:09 pm ET
by WyldKyss


and probably first
earthlings to merge algebra
with the brain
Haiku # 20924 May 31, 2002 7:00 am ET
by indiana


s
Haiku # 20923 May 31, 2002 6:58 am ET
by indiana


not so fast ronin
don
Haiku # 20922 May 31, 2002 6:24 am ET
by indiana

......young supple cleavage
my tongue straining out to touch
.............as i lotus sit
Haiku # 20921 May 31, 2002 3:02 am ET
by ronin@alittlemoremeditationthere
transcending boredom
i chuckle at some haiku
and caress the cat
Haiku # 20920 May 31, 2002 2:51 am ET
by ash
Highway fourteen west

Looking though bug guts to see:

The golden sunset
Haiku # 20919 May 30, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by moderndaynomad

20904
.AINT
.mine
Haiku # 20918 May 30, 2002 10:43 pm ET
by ronin

and its MY move now
Haiku # 20917 May 30, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by ronin@hehe