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28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...


.....how profound moxie
a veltanschaung expressing
......simply nothingness
Haiku # 20960, June 3, 2002 8:18 pm ET
by ronin@8)himmellieyourboyfriendseemstobeontherescuenowthatsniceunlikesomepeoplewhoCANTappreciate
It's for this reason
I would like to forsake
the human race, to

be myself, alone
Haiku # 20959, June 3, 2002 7:03 pm ET
by Moxie
that's not nice ronin
just minding my own beeswax
I wish you'd fuck off
Haiku # 20958, June 3, 2002 1:22 pm ET
by mellie
I was in bad mood
When I vented on here, K
Thanks, tho, just the same
Haiku # 20957, June 3, 2002 11:16 am ET
by WyldKyss

fuck off mellie
Haiku # 20956, June 3, 2002 10:11 am ET
by ronin
internet finally
back up after 2 days of
broken dsl

seems like the well has
become more poisoned, sorry
bout your sis w'ldKyss!
Haiku # 20955, June 3, 2002 4:30 am ET
by k
I didn't expect,
a haiku pissing constest,
spring rain misty hills.

Haiku # 20954, June 3, 2002 3:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet


it must be the beer
or is it the memory
but e5 beckons!

Haiku # 20953, June 3, 2002 2:57 am ET
by indiana
I should check spelling
check submit enter go on
gotta piss off now
Haiku # 20952, June 2, 2002 10:54 pm ET
by mellie
I dont go with mox
I travell along okay
stop pissing me off
Haiku # 20951, June 2, 2002 10:51 pm ET
by mellie

....yes i did bait mox
i just wanted to see how
you get pissed off dude

(fuck off Asshole Prime)
Haiku # 20950, June 2, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by ronin@whydomellieandmoxiealwaysgotogether
moxie and ronin are the same asshole
Haiku # 20949, June 2, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
(LMAO)

if my head explodes
mail the bits and pieces
to Hell, RFD 666
Haiku # 20948, June 2, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by Moxie
oh well moxie mate
it takes lots to piss you off
for a while you did

maybe that should be
for a while we did do that
then you sprung a leak

drip drip drip drip drip
rain is pissing down tonight
forecast for the week
Haiku # 20947, June 2, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by mellie, wet and weak
I think a lot has
to do with moving on and
leaving others to themselves

God, you people are just as confusing as I am
to myself!
Haiku # 20945, June 2, 2002 1:29 pm ET
by Mox
listen, samurai
are better than acting angry
due to the chrysanthumum

and the sword

I cannot follow the alphabet soup language of
chess, and I am a nice guy, till someone pisses
me off
Haiku # 20944, June 2, 2002 1:26 pm ET
by Moxie

..........after all that you've
been fucking through you're still an
.........ass kisser mox dude

(pretending to be a nice guy here?)
Haiku # 20943, June 2, 2002 12:20 pm ET
by ronin@betruetoyourself

...what gives moxie dude
pretending to be you're not
......it's just a fun game

.(fuck off Anonymous Poet)
Haiku # 20942, June 2, 2002 12:16 pm ET
by ronin@you'restillanasskisser
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 20941, June 2, 2002 4:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

........pardon the butthead
so it was your king's knight then
............my move is c5

.............(AP is moxie)
Haiku # 20940, June 2, 2002 1:50 am ET
by ronin@myapologiestomoxforcomparinghimto"him"
...........IS IT....

...Andrew Poppycock?
Andrew Psychoanalyzed?
.....Andrew Pulaski*?

...(*-a Polish Prick, a
..Junior of the Second
..........mayber?)
Haiku # 20939, June 2, 2002 1:45 am ET
by ronin@nonahnotAssociatedPress
yeah ronin at least try not to be a jerk
Haiku # 20938, June 1, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yeah ronin at least try not to be a jerk
Haiku # 20937, June 1, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yesterday stressful
Last night was Bloody Maries
Now today is work
Haiku # 20936, June 1, 2002 3:09 pm ET
by WyldKyss
fuck off ronin
Haiku # 20935, June 1, 2002 12:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jubilee parade,
Hell
Haiku # 20934, June 1, 2002 11:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
its time for the codes
to unlock the mystery
of the mixed-up knight

e4 e5/Nf3 Nc6/Bb5 Be7 /Nc3 Nf6/O-O d6
d4 Bd7/Bxc6 Bxc6/Qe2 exd4/Nxd4 O-O
Nxc6 bxc6/Rd1
Haiku # 20933, June 1, 2002 1:23 am ET
by indiana
babies are swimming
in my chicken noodle soup.
they will be tasty!
Haiku # 20932, June 1, 2002 12:54 am ET
by lizzle of brooklyn
kev has just showered.
he doesn't smell anymore.
he misses his dirt
Haiku # 20931, June 1, 2002 12:53 am ET
by lizzle of brooklyn

k is your sister?
Haiku # 20930, June 1, 2002 12:40 am ET
by ronin@andyourejanis?illneverfigurethisout

....you mean it was the
other knight that did in my
.king's pawn and bishop?

.(anyway, my move is c5)
Haiku # 20929, June 1, 2002 12:31 am ET
by ronin@broletmegetaboardmymemory'sfailing

...............but indiana
.didnt you use that knight to take
........my queen's bishop at

c6?

(remember hoofbeats from afar?)
Haiku # 20928, June 1, 2002 12:25 am ET
by ronin@


it must be the trill
of the songbird from afar
that draws the worm out
Haiku # 20927, May 31, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by indiana
so very sorry for you all

Haiku # 20926, May 31, 2002 6:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Wild with rage now
This is no laughing matter
My sister was raped.
Haiku # 20925, May 31, 2002 4:09 pm ET
by WyldKyss


and probably first
earthlings to merge algebra
with the brain
Haiku # 20924, May 31, 2002 7:00 am ET
by indiana


s
Haiku # 20923, May 31, 2002 6:58 am ET
by indiana


not so fast ronin
don
Haiku # 20922, May 31, 2002 6:24 am ET
by indiana

......young supple cleavage
my tongue straining out to touch
.............as i lotus sit
Haiku # 20921, May 31, 2002 3:02 am ET
by ronin@alittlemoremeditationthere
transcending boredom
i chuckle at some haiku
and caress the cat
Haiku # 20920, May 31, 2002 2:51 am ET
by ash
Highway fourteen west

Looking though bug guts to see:

The golden sunset
Haiku # 20919, May 30, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by moderndaynomad

20904
.AINT
.mine
Haiku # 20918, May 30, 2002 10:43 pm ET
by ronin

and its MY move now
Haiku # 20917, May 30, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by ronin@hehe

...........har har har indy
looks like you've got a lone pawn
.......defenseless once more

......(that would cripple your
.........center play for good)
Haiku # 20916, May 30, 2002 9:31 pm ET
by ronin@8)
Zen sex harassment,
Look not at woman
Haiku # 20915, May 30, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ouch! Head Connected
With one of the thrown stools here
Very Violent!
Haiku # 20914, May 30, 2002 4:42 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Ex stopped by to whine
Said she felt bad, stayed the night
She felt fine to me
Haiku # 20913, May 30, 2002 3:21 pm ET
by Chowderhead
goodbye Boston gal
may your life be richer for
your wise decision
Haiku # 20912, May 30, 2002 2:18 pm ET
by k_against of bad haiku is not to be confused with ACTUAL COMMUNICATION with others....just the sign of boredom
OK Boston gal
sorry you are going. where?
I'm coming to B

like words in this box
I will miss you too as well
mox does not want meet

Nah MEET with mellie
he as good as said that now
no meet is his loss
Haiku # 20911, May 30, 2002 12:56 pm ET
by mellie
A long absence
deprevity and darkness
from Haiku writing >>

Rising on the trill
Fluttering in the warm wind
A siren echoes

[in the distance,
be hind ,
the present,
be fore,
in the future]
Haiku # 20910, May 30, 2002 12:49 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
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