Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...


she's gone maaad
Haiku # 20980, June 5, 2002 1:13 am ET
by ronin@lachikaLOCA


the heat of the sun
loosened the chaff from the grain
one fuels the fire

Haiku # 20979, June 5, 2002 12:04 am ET
by indiana
The shit hit the fan
It blew back in her fat face
She can choke on it.
Haiku # 20978, June 4, 2002 10:39 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Where's my Unerwood?
computer illiterate
screen full of white-out
Haiku # 20977, June 4, 2002 2:32 pm ET
by transient
it makes me so bored
to read all these bathroom walls
jody is a slut
Haiku # 20976, June 4, 2002 1:07 pm ET
by roggydoggie
sorry about that
i was just going with
the flow
Haiku # 20975, June 4, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by roggydoggie
i am right
you are not
fuck off fuckers
i'd get laid if you
all weren't such fuckers
yeah!
Haiku # 20974, June 4, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by roggydoggie
i am a genius
everyone else is a fucked off
fucker
take that, world!
Haiku # 20973, June 4, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by roggydoggie
i am a genius
everyone else is a fucked off
fucker
take that, world!
Haiku # 20972, June 4, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by roggydoggie
i too can write fucking haiku fucking everybody else off
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
you you you you you
everyone else is a fuck
so go get fucked off
fucker
Haiku # 20971, June 4, 2002 1:00 pm ET
by roggydoggie
5,7,5,right?
syllables like summer rain
unaccountable
Haiku # 20970, June 4, 2002 11:11 am ET
by transient
Scorpio to Scorpio
are you hitting on me, Jerm?
it's like God damn highlander

"there can be only one"
only in the movies...
Haiku # 20969, June 4, 2002 10:24 am ET
by Moxie
Hi! What's on this plate?
Seeking meat and potatoes,
peels and rinds might do.
Haiku # 20968, June 4, 2002 8:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thanks for linking to
Adventure Gamer
we moved to
www.adventuregamers.com

(dang, one word too much! anyways I saw the link in 'any stuff' when i was googling, cool site)
Haiku # 20967, June 4, 2002 7:18 am ET
by Marek

.....i dream of cognac
its effervescence swirling
........into my palate
Haiku # 20966, June 4, 2002 6:07 am ET
by ronin@timetogohomefromwork
dreamed i was walking
bipedal locomotion
today's fantasy
Haiku # 20965, June 4, 2002 5:43 am ET
by ash
I ask but a dull,
dreamless sleep in my own bed
feeling no remorse
Haiku # 20964, June 4, 2002 3:53 am ET
by k
clear night in sf
i contemplate the tv
and sink into bliss
Haiku # 20963, June 4, 2002 3:16 am ET
by k
productive time out
letters to the editor
and freelance writing
Haiku # 20962, June 3, 2002 11:37 pm ET
by ash
productive time out
Haiku # 20961, June 3, 2002 11:36 pm ET
by ash

.....how profound moxie
a veltanschaung expressing
......simply nothingness
Haiku # 20960, June 3, 2002 8:18 pm ET
by ronin@8)himmellieyourboyfriendseemstobeontherescuenowthatsniceunlikesomepeoplewhoCANTappreciate
It's for this reason
I would like to forsake
the human race, to

be myself, alone
Haiku # 20959, June 3, 2002 7:03 pm ET
by Moxie
that's not nice ronin
just minding my own beeswax
I wish you'd fuck off
Haiku # 20958, June 3, 2002 1:22 pm ET
by mellie
I was in bad mood
When I vented on here, K
Thanks, tho, just the same
Haiku # 20957, June 3, 2002 11:16 am ET
by WyldKyss

fuck off mellie
Haiku # 20956, June 3, 2002 10:11 am ET
by ronin
internet finally
back up after 2 days of
broken dsl

seems like the well has
become more poisoned, sorry
bout your sis w'ldKyss!
Haiku # 20955, June 3, 2002 4:30 am ET
by k
I didn't expect,
a haiku pissing constest,
spring rain misty hills.

Haiku # 20954, June 3, 2002 3:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet


it must be the beer
or is it the memory
but e5 beckons!

Haiku # 20953, June 3, 2002 2:57 am ET
by indiana
I should check spelling
check submit enter go on
gotta piss off now
Haiku # 20952, June 2, 2002 10:54 pm ET
by mellie
I dont go with mox
I travell along okay
stop pissing me off
Haiku # 20951, June 2, 2002 10:51 pm ET
by mellie

....yes i did bait mox
i just wanted to see how
you get pissed off dude

(fuck off Asshole Prime)
Haiku # 20950, June 2, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by ronin@whydomellieandmoxiealwaysgotogether
moxie and ronin are the same asshole
Haiku # 20949, June 2, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
(LMAO)

if my head explodes
mail the bits and pieces
to Hell, RFD 666
Haiku # 20948, June 2, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by Moxie
oh well moxie mate
it takes lots to piss you off
for a while you did

maybe that should be
for a while we did do that
then you sprung a leak

drip drip drip drip drip
rain is pissing down tonight
forecast for the week
Haiku # 20947, June 2, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by mellie, wet and weak
I think a lot has
to do with moving on and
leaving others to themselves

God, you people are just as confusing as I am
to myself!
Haiku # 20945, June 2, 2002 1:29 pm ET
by Mox
listen, samurai
are better than acting angry
due to the chrysanthumum

and the sword

I cannot follow the alphabet soup language of
chess, and I am a nice guy, till someone pisses
me off
Haiku # 20944, June 2, 2002 1:26 pm ET
by Moxie

..........after all that you've
been fucking through you're still an
.........ass kisser mox dude

(pretending to be a nice guy here?)
Haiku # 20943, June 2, 2002 12:20 pm ET
by ronin@betruetoyourself

...what gives moxie dude
pretending to be you're not
......it's just a fun game

.(fuck off Anonymous Poet)
Haiku # 20942, June 2, 2002 12:16 pm ET
by ronin@you'restillanasskisser
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 20941, June 2, 2002 4:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

........pardon the butthead
so it was your king's knight then
............my move is c5

.............(AP is moxie)
Haiku # 20940, June 2, 2002 1:50 am ET
by ronin@myapologiestomoxforcomparinghimto"him"
...........IS IT....

...Andrew Poppycock?
Andrew Psychoanalyzed?
.....Andrew Pulaski*?

...(*-a Polish Prick, a
..Junior of the Second
..........mayber?)
Haiku # 20939, June 2, 2002 1:45 am ET
by ronin@nonahnotAssociatedPress
yeah ronin at least try not to be a jerk
Haiku # 20938, June 1, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yeah ronin at least try not to be a jerk
Haiku # 20937, June 1, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yesterday stressful
Last night was Bloody Maries
Now today is work
Haiku # 20936, June 1, 2002 3:09 pm ET
by WyldKyss
fuck off ronin
Haiku # 20935, June 1, 2002 12:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jubilee parade,
Hell
Haiku # 20934, June 1, 2002 11:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
its time for the codes
to unlock the mystery
of the mixed-up knight

e4 e5/Nf3 Nc6/Bb5 Be7 /Nc3 Nf6/O-O d6
d4 Bd7/Bxc6 Bxc6/Qe2 exd4/Nxd4 O-O
Nxc6 bxc6/Rd1
Haiku # 20933, June 1, 2002 1:23 am ET
by indiana
babies are swimming
in my chicken noodle soup.
they will be tasty!
Haiku # 20932, June 1, 2002 12:54 am ET
by lizzle of brooklyn
kev has just showered.
he doesn't smell anymore.
he misses his dirt
Haiku # 20931, June 1, 2002 12:53 am ET
by lizzle of brooklyn

k is your sister?
Haiku # 20930, June 1, 2002 12:40 am ET
by ronin@andyourejanis?illneverfigurethisout
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