she's really pissed off now

so, ronin fears me.
with his paltry intellect,
he's no real match

isn't that moxie
in the red tutu? Jesus
loves you, little mox

Friday is pay day,
That wonderful day of cash!
Too bad, been done spent.

Toe stubbed in dark.
"Turn on the fucking LIGHT!"
Hid information.

Uplifting pictures.
Are Muhammad figurines
available too?

Suffer the little
children, or maybe they have
a different take now

Teaching little ones
how to dance, such young bodies....
I died for your sins!

Talk dirty to me
but not too dirty, and not
in front of the dog

Wha wha wha, whine whine
Get over yourselves, anon
and post more silly!

:)

FUCK OFF AP

.......afer the putting
it's back to my fave driver
.........numero: uno

..(ola transient/problemo
.............hombre)

...peptic ribaldry
indicates a penury
...of disputation

with little less greens
a short putt will make for par
for a safe recourse

.......the N wil move on
maybe forward? maybe NOT!
........a little more time

...........(fuck off ap)

ronin or moxie
frankly, i prefer moxie
at least he can think

my new blue sooby
new aussie performance parts
god bless the corvettes

....be flamed but dont flame
just turn the other cheek* babe
......'cause jesus loves you

.(* - whatever, in a manner of
...............speaking)

..tsk tsk tsk
a little harder
...i suppose

images reflect
intriguing psychometrics
of web trapped spider

I saw those statues
On Conan O Brian show
I laughed really hard.

Chicken Mushroom stuff
Ramen flavoring that I just found
The taste is quite stale.

Priest and Saint are fine
I will see Priest tonight, so
I will make him post

hand inside hot pants
rub ah rub ah rub OH GOD
coming sweet jesus

yeah drop I am
have you been in jail mate?
pray tell where's the priest?

fistful of warm flesh
my hand down your pants again
rub rub rub mmm bop

she's gone maaad

divide and conquer....

My intestines scream
Bloated like overripe fruit
They burst with stench-froth

Long absent, returned
I see Mellie is still here
Good to be back, yep.

utterly speechless
suffer the little children
like lambs to slaughter

Hoops with Jesus, it
ain't hard, just score one for God
America wins!

"Little Johnny, I'm
always here to help you hit
homeruns, Trust Jesus"

Football with the kids!
Father O'Leary always
told me it was fun!

Age: just a number
Plus I'm Jesus not just a
priest but a savior!

Goooooooaaaaaalllllllllll!

ah, the return of
bung daddy....you know there is
a point where this site

goes way beyond bad
haiku, and it becomes a
posting board for Bored......assholes

roggydoggie dog
logging on in a big fog
you need your own blog

she's gone maaad

the heat of the sun
loosened the chaff from the grain
one fuels the fire

The shit hit the fan
It blew back in her fat face
She can choke on it.

Where's my Unerwood?
computer illiterate
screen full of white-out

it makes me so bored
to read all these bathroom walls
jody is a slut

sorry about that
i was just going with
the flow

i am right
you are not
fuck off fuckers
i'd get laid if you
all weren't such fuckers
yeah!

i am a genius
everyone else is a fucked off
fucker
take that, world!

i am a genius
everyone else is a fucked off
fucker
take that, world!

i too can write fucking haiku fucking everybody else off
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
you you you you you
everyone else is a fuck
so go get fucked off
fucker

5,7,5,right?
syllables like summer rain
unaccountable

Scorpio to Scorpio
are you hitting on me, Jerm?
it's like God damn highlander

"there can be only one"
only in the movies...