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28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...


.mox stood there standing*
his twisted face unbelieving
.there she was...she knew

......(literally, that is)
Haiku # 21027, June 9, 2002 7:19 am ET
by ronin@theweekendwasgreatwithyouguyskampaikompecheers
She was abandoned
made to believe he was dead
she needed to think
Haiku # 21026, June 9, 2002 7:10 am ET
by jewel1\rememberingthepast
she looked at him, dazed
the pain of many years back
tears threatens to fall
Haiku # 21025, June 9, 2002 7:07 am ET
by jewel1\pained2seeu
dribble, dribble but
good night's sleep achieved at last--
thanks adult diapers!
Haiku # 21024, June 8, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by http://michaelgates.blogspot.com
hungry, fervent eyes
searching, amusing prune found,
chewy lunch looms large
Haiku # 21023, June 8, 2002 6:38 pm ET
by Michael
dizzy, sheepish bride
snores noisily, moonlighting
groom eyes chambermaid
Haiku # 21022, June 8, 2002 6:33 pm ET
by Michael


On a moonlit night
mox beside the grave smoking
waiting for someone
Haiku # 21021, June 8, 2002 10:35 am ET
by indiana>>outofthegraveyard



red colored hourglass
conspicuously painted
on her underside
Haiku # 21020, June 8, 2002 10:29 am ET
by indiana

.......paltry intellect
is better than none at all
(gramma) ap has a cock

...(ap has no intellect)
Haiku # 21019, June 7, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by ronin@:)

she's really pissed off now
Haiku # 21018, June 7, 2002 9:10 pm ET
by ronin@lookwhatyoudidAnonymousPoet
so, ronin fears me.
with his paltry intellect,
he's no real match
Haiku # 21017, June 7, 2002 7:23 pm ET
by ap - Two "fuck offs"? The boy's upset!
isn't that moxie
in the red tutu? Jesus
loves you, little mox
Haiku # 21016, June 7, 2002 7:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Friday is pay day,
That wonderful day of cash!
Too bad, been done spent.
Haiku # 21015, June 7, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Toe stubbed in dark.
"Turn on the fucking LIGHT!"
Hid information.
Haiku # 21014, June 7, 2002 10:55 am ET
by Prometheus
Uplifting pictures.
Are Muhammad figurines
available too?
Haiku # 21013, June 7, 2002 8:47 am ET
by Chowderhead


Suffer the little
children, or maybe they have
a different take now
Haiku # 21012, June 7, 2002 4:28 am ET
by k of Isn't Jesus creepy?


Teaching little ones
how to dance, such young bodies....
I died for your sins!
Haiku # 21011, June 7, 2002 4:26 am ET
by k
Talk dirty to me
but not too dirty, and not
in front of the dog
Haiku # 21010, June 6, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Wha wha wha, whine whine
Get over yourselves, anon
and post more silly!

:)
Haiku # 21009, June 6, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by WyldKyss

FUCK OFF AP
Haiku # 21008, June 6, 2002 10:57 am ET
by ronin

.......afer the putting
it's back to my fave driver
.........numero: uno

..(ola transient/problemo
.............hombre)
Haiku # 21007, June 6, 2002 2:49 am ET
by ronin

...peptic ribaldry
indicates a penury
...of disputation
Haiku # 21006, June 6, 2002 2:43 am ET
by ronin@ahem



with little less greens
a short putt will make for par
for a safe recourse
Haiku # 21005, June 6, 2002 12:28 am ET
by indiana

.......the N wil move on
maybe forward? maybe NOT!
........a little more time

...........(fuck off ap)
Haiku # 21004, June 5, 2002 11:34 pm ET
by ronin@mebbe:Ne8


Haiku # 21003, June 5, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by indiana - yobroiguessitsyourmove
ronin or moxie
frankly, i prefer moxie
at least he can think
Haiku # 21002, June 5, 2002 9:35 pm ET
by ap
my new blue sooby
new aussie performance parts
god bless the corvettes
Haiku # 21001, June 5, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by ap

....be flamed but dont flame
just turn the other cheek* babe
......'cause jesus loves you

.(* - whatever, in a manner of
...............speaking)
Haiku # 21000, June 5, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by ronin@harharharnofurtherquestionsirestmycaseyourhonor

..tsk tsk tsk
a little harder
...i suppose
Haiku # 20999, June 5, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by ronin@hibrocomeandwatchashowforfree


images reflect
intriguing psychometrics
of web trapped spider
Haiku # 20998, June 5, 2002 7:12 pm ET
by indiana
I saw those statues
On Conan O Brian show
I laughed really hard.
Haiku # 20997, June 5, 2002 7:04 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Chicken Mushroom stuff
Ramen flavoring that I just found
The taste is quite stale.
Haiku # 20996, June 5, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Priest and Saint are fine
I will see Priest tonight, so
I will make him post
Haiku # 20995, June 5, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by Drophammer
hand inside hot pants
rub ah rub ah rub OH GOD
coming sweet jesus
Haiku # 20994, June 5, 2002 12:04 pm ET
by mellie
yeah drop I am
have you been in jail mate?
pray tell where's the priest?
Haiku # 20993, June 5, 2002 11:55 am ET
by mellie
fistful of warm flesh
my hand down your pants again
rub rub rub mmm bop
Haiku # 20992, June 5, 2002 11:33 am ET
by boobles the clown

she's gone maaad
Haiku # 20991, June 5, 2002 11:33 am ET
by ronin@lachikaLOCA

divide and conquer....
Haiku # 20990, June 5, 2002 11:32 am ET
by ronin@aintbiting
My intestines scream
Bloated like overripe fruit
They burst with stench-froth
Haiku # 20989, June 5, 2002 11:23 am ET
by Drophammer
Long absent, returned
I see Mellie is still here
Good to be back, yep.
Haiku # 20988, June 5, 2002 11:22 am ET
by Drophammer
utterly speechless
suffer the little children
like lambs to slaughter
Haiku # 20987, June 5, 2002 9:38 am ET
by mellie


Hoops with Jesus, it
ain't hard, just score one for God
America wins!
Haiku # 20986, June 5, 2002 4:55 am ET
by k


"Little Johnny, I'm
always here to help you hit
homeruns, Trust Jesus"
Haiku # 20985, June 5, 2002 4:53 am ET
by k


Football with the kids!
Father O'Leary always
told me it was fun!
Haiku # 20984, June 5, 2002 4:50 am ET
by k


Age: just a number
Plus I'm Jesus not just a
priest but a savior!

Goooooooaaaaaalllllllllll!


Haiku # 20983, June 5, 2002 4:47 am ET
by k of a sort of "hats off" to the 'abstinence makes the church grow fondlers' author as well as the world cup and whatever else
ah, the return of
bung daddy....you know there is
a point where this site

goes way beyond bad
haiku, and it becomes a
posting board for Bored......assholes
Haiku # 20982, June 5, 2002 4:31 am ET
by k
roggydoggie dog
logging on in a big fog
you need your own blog
Haiku # 20981, June 5, 2002 3:11 am ET
by ash of clang association football

she's gone maaad
Haiku # 20980, June 5, 2002 1:13 am ET
by ronin@lachikaLOCA


the heat of the sun
loosened the chaff from the grain
one fuels the fire

Haiku # 20979, June 5, 2002 12:04 am ET
by indiana
The shit hit the fan
It blew back in her fat face
She can choke on it.
Haiku # 20978, June 4, 2002 10:39 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
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