Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

She looked for her Guide
Reading and searching for him
Clammy hands trembling
Haiku # 21035, June 9, 2002 8:59 am ET
by jewel1\fb
She offered her pain
More pain came, she was losing
Wanting to forget
Haiku # 21034, June 9, 2002 8:57 am ET
by jewel1\fb
The horror, the weight
She wonders how long it heals
She was tired of life
Haiku # 21033, June 9, 2002 8:55 am ET
by jewel1\fb

simple solution
by adding another line
balance is restored
Haiku # 21032, June 9, 2002 8:38 am ET
by ash

line near my haiku
no longer bisects my words
causing libran angst
Haiku # 21031, June 9, 2002 8:37 am ET
by ash
error messages
linux hates my winmodem
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 21030, June 9, 2002 8:35 am ET
by ash


she summoned her strength
to show him an old picture
of a child that was
Haiku # 21029, June 9, 2002 7:56 am ET
by indiana>>thepicsaregoodbutthemindneedstobefed

..."Damn!" His heart sinking,
his mind* groping for answers
.........and body reeling

.......from the utter shock
.....of her ever finding out
......that he mox still lives

(yes he has one, surprisingly)
Haiku # 21028, June 9, 2002 7:32 am ET
by ronin@thepaellawasokahem

.mox stood there standing*
his twisted face unbelieving
.there she was...she knew

......(literally, that is)
Haiku # 21027, June 9, 2002 7:19 am ET
by ronin@theweekendwasgreatwithyouguyskampaikompecheers
She was abandoned
made to believe he was dead
she needed to think
Haiku # 21026, June 9, 2002 7:10 am ET
by jewel1\rememberingthepast
she looked at him, dazed
the pain of many years back
tears threatens to fall
Haiku # 21025, June 9, 2002 7:07 am ET
by jewel1\pained2seeu
dribble, dribble but
good night's sleep achieved at last--
thanks adult diapers!
Haiku # 21024, June 8, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by http://michaelgates.blogspot.com
hungry, fervent eyes
searching, amusing prune found,
chewy lunch looms large
Haiku # 21023, June 8, 2002 6:38 pm ET
by Michael
dizzy, sheepish bride
snores noisily, moonlighting
groom eyes chambermaid
Haiku # 21022, June 8, 2002 6:33 pm ET
by Michael


On a moonlit night
mox beside the grave smoking
waiting for someone
Haiku # 21021, June 8, 2002 10:35 am ET
by indiana>>outofthegraveyard



red colored hourglass
conspicuously painted
on her underside
Haiku # 21020, June 8, 2002 10:29 am ET
by indiana

.......paltry intellect
is better than none at all
(gramma) ap has a cock

...(ap has no intellect)
Haiku # 21019, June 7, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by ronin@:)

she's really pissed off now
Haiku # 21018, June 7, 2002 9:10 pm ET
by ronin@lookwhatyoudidAnonymousPoet
so, ronin fears me.
with his paltry intellect,
he's no real match
Haiku # 21017, June 7, 2002 7:23 pm ET
by ap - Two "fuck offs"? The boy's upset!
isn't that moxie
in the red tutu? Jesus
loves you, little mox
Haiku # 21016, June 7, 2002 7:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Friday is pay day,
That wonderful day of cash!
Too bad, been done spent.
Haiku # 21015, June 7, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Toe stubbed in dark.
"Turn on the fucking LIGHT!"
Hid information.
Haiku # 21014, June 7, 2002 10:55 am ET
by Prometheus
Uplifting pictures.
Are Muhammad figurines
available too?
Haiku # 21013, June 7, 2002 8:47 am ET
by Chowderhead


Suffer the little
children, or maybe they have
a different take now
Haiku # 21012, June 7, 2002 4:28 am ET
by k of Isn't Jesus creepy?


Teaching little ones
how to dance, such young bodies....
I died for your sins!
Haiku # 21011, June 7, 2002 4:26 am ET
by k
Talk dirty to me
but not too dirty, and not
in front of the dog
Haiku # 21010, June 6, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Wha wha wha, whine whine
Get over yourselves, anon
and post more silly!

:)
Haiku # 21009, June 6, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by WyldKyss

FUCK OFF AP
Haiku # 21008, June 6, 2002 10:57 am ET
by ronin

.......afer the putting
it's back to my fave driver
.........numero: uno

..(ola transient/problemo
.............hombre)
Haiku # 21007, June 6, 2002 2:49 am ET
by ronin

...peptic ribaldry
indicates a penury
...of disputation
Haiku # 21006, June 6, 2002 2:43 am ET
by ronin@ahem



with little less greens
a short putt will make for par
for a safe recourse
Haiku # 21005, June 6, 2002 12:28 am ET
by indiana

.......the N wil move on
maybe forward? maybe NOT!
........a little more time

...........(fuck off ap)
Haiku # 21004, June 5, 2002 11:34 pm ET
by ronin@mebbe:Ne8


Haiku # 21003, June 5, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by indiana - yobroiguessitsyourmove
ronin or moxie
frankly, i prefer moxie
at least he can think
Haiku # 21002, June 5, 2002 9:35 pm ET
by ap
my new blue sooby
new aussie performance parts
god bless the corvettes
Haiku # 21001, June 5, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by ap

....be flamed but dont flame
just turn the other cheek* babe
......'cause jesus loves you

.(* - whatever, in a manner of
...............speaking)
Haiku # 21000, June 5, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by ronin@harharharnofurtherquestionsirestmycaseyourhonor

..tsk tsk tsk
a little harder
...i suppose
Haiku # 20999, June 5, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by ronin@hibrocomeandwatchashowforfree


images reflect
intriguing psychometrics
of web trapped spider
Haiku # 20998, June 5, 2002 7:12 pm ET
by indiana
I saw those statues
On Conan O Brian show
I laughed really hard.
Haiku # 20997, June 5, 2002 7:04 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Chicken Mushroom stuff
Ramen flavoring that I just found
The taste is quite stale.
Haiku # 20996, June 5, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Priest and Saint are fine
I will see Priest tonight, so
I will make him post
Haiku # 20995, June 5, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by Drophammer
hand inside hot pants
rub ah rub ah rub OH GOD
coming sweet jesus
Haiku # 20994, June 5, 2002 12:04 pm ET
by mellie
yeah drop I am
have you been in jail mate?
pray tell where's the priest?
Haiku # 20993, June 5, 2002 11:55 am ET
by mellie
fistful of warm flesh
my hand down your pants again
rub rub rub mmm bop
Haiku # 20992, June 5, 2002 11:33 am ET
by boobles the clown

she's gone maaad
Haiku # 20991, June 5, 2002 11:33 am ET
by ronin@lachikaLOCA

divide and conquer....
Haiku # 20990, June 5, 2002 11:32 am ET
by ronin@aintbiting
My intestines scream
Bloated like overripe fruit
They burst with stench-froth
Haiku # 20989, June 5, 2002 11:23 am ET
by Drophammer
Long absent, returned
I see Mellie is still here
Good to be back, yep.
Haiku # 20988, June 5, 2002 11:22 am ET
by Drophammer
utterly speechless
suffer the little children
like lambs to slaughter
Haiku # 20987, June 5, 2002 9:38 am ET
by mellie


Hoops with Jesus, it
ain't hard, just score one for God
America wins!
Haiku # 20986, June 5, 2002 4:55 am ET
by k
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